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glowbelly
Sep 5th, 2004, 08:32 PM
how many pairs of underpants (:lol) do you own?

i have 12. i used to have zip, zero, nada, but i got pregnant and for some reason my snatch feels better covered up now that i'm gonna be a mommy.

Hobo Renee
Sep 5th, 2004, 08:37 PM
This game is biased against those of us who have things in the laundry right now. I object!

FartinMowler
Sep 5th, 2004, 08:38 PM
I had a friend (keith) that said he didn't wear underwear. I think that's disgusting. I have 15 pair of underwear, and you all know what type.

liquidstatik
Sep 5th, 2004, 08:39 PM
I have like 10 pairs of boxers. :O

the[Hitman]
Sep 5th, 2004, 09:35 PM
i have 5 pairs without holes.

hawaiian mage
Sep 5th, 2004, 09:36 PM
The best kind of male underwear is swimming trunks. It gets the best of both boxers and breifs with no draw back. With boxers there just isn't any support for all the external bits and they end up just flopping around and settling in uncomfortable places all day long. With breifs, you get the support, but unfortunatly breifs just don't look good. If you where breifs you have to face the constant fear that someone will pants you and reveal to the world that you wear breifs. That kind of embarrassment could kill any man.

But with swimming trunks they look like boxers on the outside but have that mesh lining on the inside which offers perfect support. It is becuase of these aspects of swimming trunks that they are the supperior undergarment for men.

I only have like 4 pairs of swimming trunks right now, though... I have to get more at some point.

ThisIsWitty
Sep 5th, 2004, 09:42 PM
Swimming trunks are unbearably uncomfortable when you're walking around all day. Especially if it's hot out. They don't absorb sweat at all. And they induce jock-itch. Boxer-briefs are good. But I have like 15 pairs of boxers, few of which fit, but I'm too lazy to throw them away.

Big McLargehuge
Sep 5th, 2004, 09:49 PM
4, i only wear underware with one pair of my pants, they are jeans.

LegoLars
Sep 8th, 2004, 11:04 AM
50 pairs of boxers maybe. Most of them sucks. It's like ten pairs that I actually like.

the_dudefather
Sep 8th, 2004, 11:37 AM
i now have 7 pairs of underwear (all boxers), to promote washing them every week. yeah right.

mubert
Sep 8th, 2004, 05:57 PM
I gots like 12, but I only REALLY LIKE about 3 of them.

ThisIsWitty
Sep 8th, 2004, 06:03 PM
Shut up already. Jesus Christ. >:

McClain
Sep 8th, 2004, 11:22 PM
16 boxers
6 boxer-briefs
4 briefs
1 jock strap

total = 27

This means that if I were to wash them all at once, I could go almost four weeks without having to do a load of underwear laundry. I think I'll try this starting tomorrow. My hamper will need a new air freshener if it's going to be housing a months worth of dirty drawz.

glowbelly
Sep 9th, 2004, 01:46 PM
brian has 28 pairs of calvin klein boxers. i find this a TAD excessive.

Anonymous
Sep 9th, 2004, 01:56 PM
We probably have literally in excess of 50 pairs of underwear, but it's because we never, ever throw anything out, for any reason, ever.

FS
Sep 9th, 2004, 02:18 PM
I find owning an excess of underwear to be comforting. Same with socks. And t-shirts. Pants too.

HickMan
Sep 9th, 2004, 02:33 PM
I have 14 boxers. Four of which are the silky shiny kind I only wear on 'special' occasions :eek

the[Hitman]
Sep 9th, 2004, 03:06 PM
For when you go to the proctologist?

HickMan
Sep 9th, 2004, 03:10 PM
f' dat s'

kellychaos
Sep 9th, 2004, 03:53 PM
On to socks! :posh

ThisIsWitty
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:22 PM
My hamper will need a new air freshener if it's going to be housing a months worth of dirty drawz.


Put them in a hefty bag.

ernasty10050
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:36 PM
shut up you didn't need to say that


my post count is over 100.


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The One and Only...
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:40 PM
I have an enormous number of briefs, mainly because my old ones are 5 sizes too large.

ernasty10050
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:43 PM
did you shrink?

kellychaos
Sep 9th, 2004, 06:02 PM
No he was just fat but with a freakishly large penis ... which explains his desire to hang onto his oversize underpants.

ThisIsWitty
Sep 9th, 2004, 06:16 PM
shut up you didn't need to say that


my post count is over 100.



:rollseyes I hate you.

mubert
Sep 9th, 2004, 08:59 PM
HAHAHAHA pussy. thats really nice, but I got 100 posts in like 1 day. And I'm not joking

Command Prompt
Sep 10th, 2004, 04:29 AM
I have 15 pairs, not including my period panties. Go Costco!

MLE
Sep 10th, 2004, 12:52 PM
...I got 100 posts in like 1 day. And I'm not joking

then you got warned for it.

mubert
Sep 10th, 2004, 07:27 PM
Yup

glowbelly
Sep 11th, 2004, 06:53 AM
you are a fucking annoying little twit.

if you think you are special because you stayed home from school one day and managed to post over 100 times to a message board, you are GREATLY mistaken. silly loser.

now more counting and less greasy teenager dribblies.

Dole
Sep 11th, 2004, 07:01 AM
After decades of dedicated and prolific underpant wearing, I have come to the conclusion that figure hugging, hipster (ie low slung) boxers are the apparel of choice for the discerning gentleman. They keep your flobilidobbilies, snug, warm and cosseted in a cloth enclosure until needed for sex or wee.

glowbelly
Sep 11th, 2004, 07:26 AM
plus your ass looks really good in them ;)

Dole
Sep 11th, 2004, 07:35 AM
its small but perfectly formed :)

kellychaos
Sep 11th, 2004, 01:10 PM
They should make pants with the underwear already sewn inside. It would save me time in the morning.

ThisIsWitty
Sep 11th, 2004, 01:41 PM
They should make bathing suits with the underwear already sewn inside. It's THE WAY OF THE FUTURE.

MetalMilitia
Sep 11th, 2004, 01:46 PM
They should make bathing suits with the underwear already sewn inside. It's THE WAY OF THE FUTURE.

they already do dont they? there is that net type stuff in em.

mubert
Sep 11th, 2004, 02:59 PM
you are a fucking annoying little twit.

if you think you are special because you stayed home from school one day and managed to post over 100 times to a message board, you are GREATLY mistaken. silly loser.

now more counting and less greasy teenager dribblies.

Uhh, I'm pretty sure that I don't have school in July, at 8 at night. Ya know...just a thought.

glowbelly
Sep 11th, 2004, 04:16 PM
you musta missed this part:

now more counting and less greasy teenager dribblies.