BRUSH WITH FAME, STAR WARS STYLE

[mburbank]

Today I am booking a hotel room for Anthony Daniels








let the gay adultery robot themed jokes begin

[FS]

Be sure to request all sorts of strange items be put in the room so the hotel staff will think him a freak, and Mr. Threepeeyo himself gets a nice shock.

Things like a a golden dildo on the nightstand, or a golden dildo on the pillow, or a set of golden dildos in a various shapes and sizes in the bathroom.

[mburbank]

I'm also trying to come up with ways to maximize my own appearance of importance while doing this. I'm thinking of outrageous lies sure to come back to bite me in the ass, but all I've come up with so far is telling the hotel I'm Mr. Daniels personal liason with the museum.

[Dole]

So whats the deal Max? Are you his new PA or something? Do you have to endure the LEGENDARY Daniels hissyfit on a regular basis??

FS: You made me imagine C3PO with a cock. Its not attractive...just confusing.

[Mockery]

Just have 'em throw R2-D2 on the bed, dressed in lingerie.

[My Unsaid Everything]

Be sure to request all sorts of strange items be put in the room so the hotel staff will think him a freak, and Mr. Threepeeyo himself gets a nice shock.

Things like a a golden dildo on the nightstand, or a golden dildo on the pillow, or a set of golden dildos in a various shapes and sizes in the bathroom.

I'm getting the hint here you have a thing about golden dildo's...... :/

[mburbank]

In 2005, My employer (Museum of science, Boston) is opening an exhibit the we are creating in collaboration with Lucasfilms. Many, many meetings have taken place and will take place between Lucas folks and our staff. Daniels does a huge amount of spokesman, publicity work for Lucasfilms.

I'm acting in my capacity as administrative assistant for the exhibits department, nothing more (or less I suppose) exciting than that.

But it's the stuff great lies are made of. By the time I have grandchildren I'll have magnified this story so much I'll have come to believe that Daniels and I had at very least legendary night on the town ending in the local drunk tank, which we were bailed ouyt of the next day by whoever the hell did the voice of Jar Jar Binks.

[pjalne]

Ask him about this thing.

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