Paparazzi

[HickMan]

ugh. Good thing the tickets were free.

[MetalMilitia]

your avatar scares me.

[HickMan]

Stick to the topic, pansey

[ThisIsWitty]

Good thing the tickets were free.

Since when are tickets free?

[Immortal Goat]

Since he knows the guy at the ticket counter personally.

[HickMan]

STICK TO THE FUCKING TOPIC.

Who's seen the movie other then me?

[mubert]

Tell us, Hickman. Tell us about the movie.

[HickMan]

OK IT'S ABOUT SOME GUY WHO BECOMES THE NEXT 'IT' MAN SO LIKE ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHERS TRY TO TAKE XPLICIT PHOTOS OF HIM IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE AND HE GETS MAD AND HE PUNCHES ONE OF THEM SO HE HAS TO GO TO ANGER MANAGEMENT WHICH IS TOTALLY UNFAIR AND SO THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE STILL TAKING PICTURES OF HIM WHEN HE'S DRIVING SO HE TRIES TO OUTRUN THEM BUT THEY GET IN A CRASH AND HIS WIFE AND SON ARE HURT AND HIS SON IS IN A COMA AND SO HE GETS ALL PO'D ABOUT STUFF AND HE RUNS INTO ONE OF THE PHOTOGRAPHERS AND THEN HE ACCIDENTLY HITS HIM WITH HIS SUV AND KNOCKS HIM OFF OF THE CLIFF SO NOW THERE ARE ONLY THREE LEFT SO HE KILLS TWO MORE AND TAKES THE OTHER ONE TO PRISON AND HIS SON GETS OUT OF THE COMA AND HE MAKES A SEQUEL TO HIS BLOCKBUSTER FILM CALLED SOMETHING GAY AND HE MAKES MORE MONEY AND HE LEARNS NOT TO F' WITH THE PAPPARAZI


THE END

[mubert]

:eek FCKIGN AWSOEM

[HickMan]

SHUT UP THE MOVIE SUCKS

[mubert]

:eek

[Jixby Phillips]

lol mubert

[mubert]

YAY JIXBY PHILLIPS LIKES ME :)

[EisigerBiskuit]

it couldnt have been as bad as Without a Paddle. please say it was better. if I see another stoned sequence in a movie again I'm going to nail my eyes with red peppers.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Go watch a Cheech and Chong movie QUICK!

[HickMan]

I haven't seen Without a Paddle. BUT I BET PAPAZI IS WORSE

[Captain Goodtimes]

how many times did they use the term "the price of fame"?

[HickMan]

I DUNNO THE MOVIE SUCKED SO MUCH I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AT IT WITH MY FRIENDS AND PEOPLE LEFT

[mubert]

I haven't seen Without a Paddle. BUT I BET PAPAZI IS WORSE

Without a Paddle was pretty bad. I thought it had SOME funny parts, but for the most part, it sucked mad (max) cock. Like, when the guys got stoned, as Eisger said, and when the hippies dropped shit on the rednecks.

[Lambofchu]

SHUT UP THE MOVIE SUCKS

why the fuck would you go see it in the first place?, dont lie the tickets were NOT free, and you went to see it expecting a great Drama movie.

[EisigerBiskuit]

A local cinema had free movie tickets after Frances hit, but I never took the opprotunity since the only movie I hadn't seen yet was Poparazzi and Princess Diarys 2. There wasn't a chance in hell of seeing that Disney garbage, and after reading this, I decided to avoid both.

[HickMan]

SHUT UP THE MOVIE SUCKS

why the fuck would you go see it in the first place?, dont lie the tickets were NOT free, and you went to see it expecting a great Drama movie.

YOU FIGURED ME OUT, DAMMIT

[ninja wolf]

I don't need to see this movie to know it sucks ! 1. It has a terrible plot and 2. Its stared by Mell Gibson!

[HickMan]

Mel :rolleyes. He only did a cameo. He didn't star in it.