Jalapeno

[hawaiian mage]

Don't you hate it when a jalapeno gets jalapeno face and shit? I hate that. Why they gotta be frontin'?

[camacazio]

What the fuck are you talking about? In all my years of jalepeno pizza I have never encountered a jalepeno face that is fronting.

[hawaiian mage]

Puns are lost on you.

[camacazio]

Puns make me ANGRY >:

[hawaiian mage]

I refuse to believe that none of you find this to be the funniest thing ever written.

I'm going to rip a new jalapeno ass if I don't start hearing some laughter!