I-MOCKERY'S HALLOWEEN SEASON HAS BEGUN!

[Mockery]

You all know it's my absolute favorite time of the year and I always start it early, so I'm happy to announce that Halloween season has officially begun here on I-Mockery! To start things off, I've begun a list of some of the greatest moments in horror movies which will be updated regularly for the next 2 months. The first page is now up! Check it out and feel free to make suggestions for what you think should be on the list!

http://www.i-mockery.com/boxes/greatesthorror-box.gif
THE GREATEST HORROR MOVIE MOMENTS!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest

http://www.i-mockery.com/boxes/halloween-box.jpg
I-MOCKERY'S HALLOWEEN COLLECTION!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween

Enjoy and get ready for all sorts of fun Halloween material this season!

-RoG-

[Maverick Zero Unit]

Why so early? I'm not complaining, just Curious.

[mubert]

HELL YES. Will you update the Grab Bag?

[hawaiian mage]

Damn, I forgot about Halloween. Halloween season should have started a MONTH ago!

Glad you caught it though.

[Mockery]

Why so early? I'm not complaining, just Curious.
As I've stated countless times before when we've done this - it's simply the best time of the year, and I've always felt it deserved more than one month of attention. Hence, I always start up Halloween season on I-Mockery well in advance of the actual holiday.

HELL YES. Will you update the Grab Bag?
Yep, that section will be updated at random intervals along with the new "greatest horror movie moments" section.

[Zhukov]

Are the "greatest horror movie moments" reserved for kills?

[Mockery]

Are the "greatest horror movie moments" reserved for kills?
No, not necessarily...

[Emu]

There should be a "who can collect the most candy" contest :(

[Esuohlim]

YEAH, ON THE INTERNET

[Maverick Zero Unit]

All righty then RoG. May Halloween live on forever! Ooh, idea! Best HOME MADE costume contest. Winner gets a Halloween thingy, like a pickle carved like a pumpkin or something.

[ernasty10050]

it's the god damn middle of september

[HickMan]

Don't be rainin' on me parade ernasty

[mubert]

Well fuck, my local Albertsons started prepping for Old Hallow's Eve about in the mid 20s of August...I asked the lady why they were doing it so early, and she was like "What are you talking about? We wont start that until early October." Then, on my way out, I noticed a banner above the candy saying "HAPPY HALLOWEEN"

[ArrowX]

I nominate the scene where janon jumps out of the river and grabs that chick off the boat in Friday the 13th pt:1

[mubert]

Yes, I'm a big Janon fan too.

[Mockery]

All righty then RoG. May Halloween live on forever! Ooh, idea! Best HOME MADE costume contest. Winner gets a Halloween thingy, like a pickle carved like a pumpkin or something.
Actually, that's something I've considered a few times in the past, so maybe we'll do it this year... who knows. :o

it's the god damn middle of september
You're damned right it is, and if you don't watch your step, we'll start celebrating in JULY next year.
:rock

[mubert]

Maybe you should just celebrate Halloweed all year, just for the hell of it?

[Vexation]

Halloween is fun.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Proto.jpg

[Maverick Zero Unit]

http://boners.com/content/381744.1.jpg
Halloween can be scary too...

[Emu]

THAT PICTURE IS HUMOROUS BECAUSE IT IS A MAN WHO IS FAT.

[MetalMilitia]

Your powers of deduction know no bounds.

[Mockery]

ANYWAY...

I just put up the 2nd page of the greatest horror movie moments section:
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/phantasm.php

[FS]

I think that animated gif nicely captured the concept.

[Geggy]

it's halloween all year 'round here in salem, mass. hahaha.

seriously, though.

[LacrimansTaurne]

I say that "Dead & Buried" deserves a spot on that list. As to which scene to feature, I'm torn between the recovery of the body in the "automobile accident" and the needle-in-the-eye scene.

[Anonymous]

The priest in dead alive getting impaled on the hand. Or the entire lawnmower scene from dead alive. Kinda obvious, though. :tear

[LacrimansTaurne]

The decapitation in "Re-Animator" with the shovel.

[Mockery]

I say that "Dead & Buried" deserves a spot on that list. As to which scene to feature, I'm torn between the recovery of the body in the "automobile accident" and the needle-in-the-eye scene.
You know, I've never seen that "Dead & Buried" flick, but I've heard that one eye scene is really great. Is the movie good? Problem is, I don't want to do features on movies that I can't get my hands on, and I can't exactly go out 'n buy the DVD for every movie that people suggest. :/

[Terra]

Dead and Buried is waaaay worth it.

[LacrimansTaurne]

You know, I've never seen that "Dead & Buried" flick, but I've heard that one eye scene is really great. Is the movie good? Problem is, I don't want to do features on movies that I can't get my hands on, and I can't exactly go out 'n buy the DVD for every movie that people suggest. :/

Dude, I'll mail you my copy so you can watch it. It's the sort of movie that people just have to see. It's that good.

[Anonymous]

The scene in Killer Clowns From Outer Space where he knocks the guy's block off. ;<

[Mockery]

Dude, I'll mail you my copy so you can watch it. It's the sort of movie that people just have to see. It's that good.
Awesome, do it and I'll gladly cover it in the greatest horror moments section if I do indeed find it to be that good :o

Thankee

The scene in Killer Clowns From Outer Space where he knocks the guy's block off. ;<
Yeah, I've been considering that scene along with some other ones. The lil' clown just looks so sad when they wreck his bike :(

[mubert]

Do a grab bag on another well hidden halloween treat. If they still have them, get one of those Dr. thing kits where you make your own gummy candy.. I forgot what its called though...:(

[Mockery]

Just added another movie to the "greatest moments" list. This time the honor goes to American Psycho:

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest

[Captain Goodtimes]

The best part of Phantasm was when the tall man comes through that fucking mirror and grabs the kid.

[mubert]

That speech in American Psycho was hard to go through for me, but I managed to get the just of it :

but when Sports came out in '83

[FS]

American Psycho was indeed great. I'll never forget a naked Christian Bale dressed in tennis shoes and wielding a chainsaw :lol

I caught like the last five minutes of American Pyscho 2 at a music festival a couple of years ago. I saw the pyscho chick die in a car crash and then she showed up at some college class, and the teacher recognized her or something. Enough to tell me it wasn't worth checking out.

[Idiotless]

The Psycho toy clown, or the Pscycho Tree, or the dead people in the pool in Poltergeist.

[bartman15]

put the zombi 2 eye-splinter scene on the list!

[Anonymous]

Other great "Head Explodin'" Moments:

Scanners (Everyone should know that one)
The Beyond (A little zombie girl gets half of her head blown off, how cute)


Videodrome had a cool "entrails flying out of a TV screen" moment.

[Mockery]

Keep the suggestions comin'. I can't review all of the movies that you suggest (and some of them I can't even see since I don't have much cash at the moment. :() but I'm doin what I can to feature some good ones

[Zhukov]

The part in Undead when the cop (wearing shorts) calls the zombies 'a bunch of poofters, hippies and dole bludgers' while shooting them with a shotgun.

"Shoot them in the brain!"

[Anonymous]

John Carpenter's The Thing

Where the doctor is attempting CPR on the fat guy and his arms suddenly punch right through his chest, and the Thing bites them off. :)

[Mockery]

Alrighty, I've just put up my latest page for the "greatest moments" list.

Demon Knight:
http://i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/demonknight-box.gif
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest

Thanks again for the continued suggestions, I've received a lot of great ones so far. Please keep sending them in or posting them here.

-RoG-

[FS]

Oh shit, I loved Demon Knight. Billy Zane's best part to date.

[ninja wolf]

theres also that one scene in Freddy VS. Jason where that black girls all insulting Freddy in what not and then Freddy kind a mostions for here to to turn here head and then she turns around and jason hits her with his machite and she gets knocked into that building and dies from impact.

[Mockery]

Another page for the "greatest moments" list is now up

Poltergeist II: The Other Side:
http://i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/poltergeist2-box.gif
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest

Bottom's up!

[HyperDingo]

All i can say is that the "Doin' it" animation is bloody awesome I could watch it all day XD

[Mockery]

Another addition to the greatest moments piece!

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/fridaythe13th-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/friday13th.php)
FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART VII & Jason X
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/friday13th.php

Enjoy!

[Helm]

You've got to see Scanners. Cronenberg at his best. *Staaaare* nnnnng oh no... my head will... EXPLODE!

[Mockery]

You've got to see Scanners. Cronenberg at his best. *Staaaare* nnnnng oh no... my head will... EXPLODE!
Hah, ironically we watched that movie earlier tonight. :picklehat

[Zomboid]

I say that "Dead & Buried" deserves a spot on that list. As to which scene to feature, I'm torn between the recovery of the body in the "automobile accident" and the needle-in-the-eye scene.
You know, I've never seen that "Dead & Buried" flick, but I've heard that one eye scene is really great. Is the movie good? Problem is, I don't want to do features on movies that I can't get my hands on, and I can't exactly go out 'n buy the DVD for every movie that people suggest. :/

It really is a great horror movie. I rented it on vhs a couple years ago and luckily my video store got the special edition DVD and it's still great. It's funny, creepy, and gory. A true classic.

Oh, and good call on demon knight. As soon as I saw the link for it I knew which scene you picked.

[Mockery]

Hehe yeah I love Demon Knight, it's a great flick and definitely underrated.

Anyway, my latest page for the "greatest horror" piece is now online:

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/evildead2-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/evildead2.php)
EVIL DEAD 2: DEAD BY DAWN
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/evildead2.php

Enjoy!

[Crying Baby Jesus]

That scene from Deep Rising when they shoot the Tentacle thing and the half digested guy falls out of it ans starts walking towards thoe people.

[FS]

I hate it, but I have to agree. That's a pretty incredible scene.

[Anonymous]

Cronenberg's The Fly

Where Jeff melts the guy's hand off with his acid vomit.

Day of the Dead

Where the zombies are tearing one of the last soldiers apart and he's laughing about it, either that one, or where Rhodes gets torn in half and he shouts "Choke on it" as they're dragging his lower half away.

[Johnyy Darko]

Great stuff Rog,and good job on unwrapped

[Crying Baby Jesus]

The scene in the Movie The Gate where the Zombie guy comes through the wall and grabs the nerdy kid.

[executioneer]

i know it's not really a horror movie but what about in indiana jones when all the nazis melt :x

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Pretty much the entire movie of "Night if the Creeps" that movie Is PURE FUCKING GOLD!

[Father §p@z]

Lol guys, look what I just bought at Value Village:
http://www.reynoldsclan.com/william/evil.jpg

[Mockery]

In a rare contribution from my old pal "Killing Joke", he's just submitted an write-up for our "greatest horror" piece. Took a while for me to get the pics together for it cuz all we had was an old VHS tape of the flick. Anyway, here ya go

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/scanners-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/scanners.php)
SCANNERS!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/scanners.php

Enjoy!

[Mockery]

Alrighty, my latest addition to the "greatest horror" piece is now up. This time, I'm covering my all-time favorite Elm Street death for Freddy.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/elmstreet4-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/elmstreet4.php)
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/elmstreet4.php

Enjoy!

[FS]

I totally missed Killing Joke's page two days ago. Nice one. :bow And this latest one too.

[Mockery]

Thankee, glad to see somebody's reading 'em. ;) Hopefully I'll have some more ready towards the middle of this week. I'm working on a minimock right now though, so I'm putting a lot o' my time into that at the moment.

[Psykk]

hopefully a horror movie one

[Rongi]

what about in poltergeist when that guy pulled his face off?

[UrbanMonkeyAmy]

what about in poltergeist when that guy pulled his face off?

I just finished watching that movie a few minutes ago, that was a very cool scene.

Another movie I was think about for Best Horror Moments is Zombie. I really liked the zombie vs. shark fight and the scene where the lady's eye is poked out is a pretty famous gruesome scene.

[Mockery]

Already covered poltergeist 2 cuz I think the worm scene is the best scene out of any o' those movies, so I doubt I'll cover any other poltergeist stuff for a while.

Anyway, I've just put up another page for the "greatest horror" piece. This time it's for John Carpenter's classic remake of "The Thing" with some of the most gruesome special effects wizardry ever seen in a horror movie.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/thething-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/thething.php)
THE THING!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/thething.php

Enjoy!

[Mockery]

Didn't get to make many additions to the list this week because I had been working on several other large pieces. Still, Killing Joke has returned once again with a new page. This time, it's all about another Fulci zombie flick - "The Beyond"

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/thebeyond-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/thebeyond.php)
THE BEYOND!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/thebeyond.php

Enjoy!

[dreaddi]

I don't know if you're into old hammer horror at all, but maybe you could do one of the Draculas, like when he gets impaled on the cross in "Dracula has risen from the grave". That would be cool :lurker

[EisigerBiskuit]

Robocop two when the bald thug drove his truck into some acid, strutting around with his melted lip and being turned to slush by a 6000 SUX. Show it :O

[Mockery]

Alrighty, my latest page for the "greatest horror" piece is now online:

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/creepshow2-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/creepshow2.php)
CREEPSHOW 2
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/creepshow2.php

Enjoy!

[FS]

omg! I didn't know they made a (short) movie out of that "the Raft" story, and it looks like a very accurate retelling. Down to even the gratuitous horror sex scene.

[Mockery]

omg! I didn't know they made a (short) movie out of that "the Raft" story, and it looks like a very accurate retelling. Down to even the gratuitous horror sex scene.
Yup, it's an awesome short story. The other two are really entertaining as well, but "The Raft" is by far the best one of all in my book.

Anyway, my latest page for the "greatest horror" piece is now online:

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/critters2-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/critters2.php)
CRITTERS 2
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/critters2.php

Enjoy!

[Mockery]

Just put up yet another page for the "greatest horror" piece!

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/boxes/dayofthedead-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/dayofthedead.php)
DAY OF THE DEAD
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/dayofthedead.php

Enjoy!

[LacrimansTaurne]

I've never understood how it's possible for a couple of zombies to shred apart a human so effortlessly. Regardless, that's a great death scene. Nice work.