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sports
Sep 8th, 2004, 07:54 PM
best Jason Voorhees custom! >: it shall be perfect in scaring kids.

ThisIsWitty
Sep 8th, 2004, 07:56 PM
I thought you were going to say 'dumbest thread ever' and then I would have had to agree. But as it stands now, just die. Again.

ernasty10050
Sep 8th, 2004, 08:01 PM
and i was going to agree with you, thisiswitty, and thought you said something mildly entertaining, and then you said DIE like a little helpless boy tied to a wall and being touched by a pervert.

ThisIsWitty
Sep 8th, 2004, 08:06 PM
Dear sweet Jesus,

Please let something heavy fall on this fuck goblin named ernasty. Please. Thats all I want. Just a big piece of metal or cement or something.

Thanks

MetalMilitia
Sep 8th, 2004, 08:10 PM
and i was going to agree with you, thisiswitty, and thought you said something mildly entertaining, and then you said DIE like a little helpless boy tied to a wall and being touched by a pervert.

w...t...f

ThisIsWitty
Sep 8th, 2004, 08:18 PM
Metal. Don't be confused by his WACKY AND UTTERLY HILARIOUS ANTICS. >:

He's such a joker, you know.

MetalMilitia
Sep 8th, 2004, 08:24 PM
[i]his WACKY AND UTTERLY HILARIOUS ANTICS.[i/]

hmm, do i detect a slight hint of sarcasm in your voice.

anyway, how the heck do you tie someone to a wall , its generally big and flat. Eveyone knows you tie small children to radiators. :lol

Mr. Vagiclean
Sep 8th, 2004, 08:30 PM
comeon guys! he's NOT ROG :lol

ThisIsWitty
Sep 8th, 2004, 09:26 PM
anyway, how the heck do you tie someone to a wall , its generally big and flat. Eveyone knows you tie small children to radiators. :lol

We tie them to poles in crawl spaces in my neighborhood.

The Retro Kat
Sep 8th, 2004, 09:29 PM
UR DEAD TO ME SPORTS

Brandon
Sep 9th, 2004, 02:35 PM
best Jason Voorhees custom! it shall be perfect in scaring kids.
And good luck to you, sir.

HickMan
Sep 9th, 2004, 02:36 PM
Jason isn't scary. To anybody :/

Dixie
Sep 9th, 2004, 03:57 PM
i though sports was dead. i'm confused. :(

ThisIsWitty
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:06 PM
I wish sports were dead. Actually, I think it's his ghost we're dealing with here. Who we gonna call?

sports
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:20 PM
>: I PAID OFF THE GHOSTBUSTERS...

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:20 PM
the MIB

ernasty10050
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:21 PM
er...ryan stiles? http://gawow.com/lastories/1998/gr/ryan_stiles.jpg

Dixie
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:33 PM
stop.

ThisIsWitty
Sep 9th, 2004, 04:36 PM
>: I PAID OFF THE GHOSTBUSTERS...


With your spectral asshole. Five times. All at once.

mubert
Sep 9th, 2004, 08:55 PM
Allof the posters in this thread, other than the one who made it, Retro Kat who just loves penis, and Carnivore Is God, who likes stalking one of the more rare posters on I-mock, are new to them. just making an observation. I know that I'm newish too. Fuck you.

mubert
Sep 9th, 2004, 08:56 PM
And Hickman. But dont worry about him.

mubert
Sep 9th, 2004, 08:57 PM
And mr vagiclean, who doesnt count as a person.

The Retro Kat
Sep 10th, 2004, 12:01 AM
What the fuck are you babbling about?

Mike
Sep 10th, 2004, 12:19 AM
I thought you were going to say 'dumbest thread ever' and then I would have had to agree. But as it stands now, just die. Again.

So cynical and jaded after just one month. Didn't you start out as some half-assed humor character or something?

mubert
Sep 10th, 2004, 01:46 AM
What the fuck are you babbling about?

Babbling is for gheys isnt it?

Command Prompt
Sep 10th, 2004, 04:43 AM
You know what I made today? A bong out of a coconut. It was genuis. I'll take some pictures tommorow. Instead of regular water I poured in back some of the coconut water. This really cool hippie girl gave me the idea and I always follow through, no matter how stupid the invention.

For those of you with an imagination, I cut the husk off, and drilled out the three holes on the top and drained the milk. The top hole was the mouth part and the other two were shotguns. Then I drilled a progressively larger hole on the bottom side until I could fit the metal rod deal and bowl in.

Its right up there with pepsi can pipes and 2 litre gravity bongs. :)

Anonymous
Sep 10th, 2004, 05:43 AM
Carnivore Is God, who likes stalking one of the more rare posters on I-mock
Her name is about the band Carnivore, not the I-Mockery poster Carnivore, fatster.

Helm
Sep 10th, 2004, 07:09 AM
Haha and wasn't that funny the first time around?

And Carnivore were sucky.

davinxtk
Sep 10th, 2004, 07:14 AM
stop.



Best post in this thread :(

MetalMilitia
Sep 10th, 2004, 08:15 AM
You know what I made today? A bong out of a coconut. It was genuis. I'll take some pictures tommorow. Instead of regular water I poured in back some of the coconut water. This really cool hippie girl gave me the idea and I always follow through, no matter how stupid the invention.

For those of you with an imagination, I cut the husk off, and drilled out the three holes on the top and drained the milk. The top hole was the mouth part and the other two were shotguns. Then I drilled a progressively larger hole on the bottom side until I could fit the metal rod deal and bowl in.

Its right up there with pepsi can pipes and 2 litre gravity bongs. :)

One of my favs from a couple of years ago...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Gasmask2.gif

hurts your eyes a bit tho. We once had a 4liter bag bong, to go with the gasmask but that was a bit too strong. Oh yea and a 7 chambered bong made from milk bottles, some with water in, some without. that was cool. Christ knows what the people in 'focus Do it all' (DIY store) thought when we went in all the time to buy plumbing equipment and meters of rubber tubeing.

Dixie
Sep 10th, 2004, 12:59 PM
helm wants me to beat his greek ass into the ground with my oversized bullet belt and viking helmet.

mubert
Sep 10th, 2004, 07:26 PM
:lol i really DO know nothing. And yes, I dont care if you call me fatster, just no strangulation.