hey guys, i should be a moderator

[Black Flag]

i live a very moderate lifestyle!

[Captain Goodtimes]

I know a man that stutters like Speed Buggy, it's in funniest thing anyone can hear.

[mubert]

Do you beat him regularly for being verbally handicapped?

[Captain Goodtimes]

Do you visit SomethingAwful.com?

[mubert]

I guess that answers that.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I probably shouldn't be a mod or an admin...I would go on a wholesale banning binge...the likes of which I-Mockery has never seen before, or will ever see again. >:

[mubert]

:/

[ThisIsWitty]

You should probably be a mod, yeah.

[EisigerBiskuit]

if I were a mod, I would be Counter Strike, and then PVK because CS sucks compared to PVK

[mubert]

PIRATES VIKINGS AND KNIGHTS!!! :rock

[ThisIsWitty]

Penises Vaginas and Knuckles, dumbfuck.

[Jixby Phillips]

heh good one thisiswitty *highfive*

more like highFUCK am i right

[mubert]

Its Pirates Vikings and Knights. Its a mod for Half Life that like nobody knows about. Yes jixby, youre right.

[ThisIsWitty]

yeahl ol

[EisigerBiskuit]

Penises Vaginas and Knuckles, dumbfuck.
Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Kentucky
WHOS MEDIOCRE STATE WILL CONQUER ALL!?

[kellychaos]

You're gay and I hate you. The End.

[ernasty10050]

how about no more thinking of what PVK stands for because it's less funny than me

[ThisIsWitty]

No matter how hard it may try, I shall never be less funny than you.

[ThisIsWitty]

Thats funny I said "I" instead of "it'. Subliminal messanging.

[ernasty10050]

why must we be enemies, witty

that poll on banning you is a thing of the past


let the outcast losers who post too much band together and maybe together we can be 5% as funny as conan o'brien

[Anonymous]

Don't do it, Witty! He'll match your replies 2 to every 1!

[ThisIsWitty]

Just go away, ok? Just pack your stuff and leave. Call yourself a cab, and just skip town. No one will think any less of you. You may, in fact, garner more respect.

[kellychaos]

I hate both of you as well ... not Chojin ... almost the end ... I try to be open-minded.

[the_dudefather]

noone is ever online when i play PVK. :(

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/PATTERN.jpg

Sorry, guys, we have to make Witty the next mod to complete the pattern. :<

[ThisIsWitty]

Will you marry me?

:)

[Black Flag]

guys i really think it'd be a good mod :(

[Chojin]

of which forum

[Black Flag]

if i was the moderator of the music forum would i have the power to delete that stupid "what are you listening to" thread?

[Mockery]

Dear Black Flag,

Thank you for your application for the position of "Moderator" on the I-Mockery.com Music Forum. After reviewing your application and prior criminal records (sexual assault on the elderly), we have decided that you are not a good fit for the position. We strive to bring our customers only the best service.

Best of luck to you with your future endeavors.

Sincerely,

The I-Mockery Team

[bigtimecow]

hahaha
in your face!

oh me oh my
what does this pickleman icon next to my name mean? :face

[Black Flag]

:(

i'll never be happy again :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why am I seeing posts from Captain Goodtimes and Kellychaos??

[FartinMowler]

Kelly Chaos is dead to me :lol

[noob3]

who the fuck are all these people

ps +1 vote for blackflag being a moderator

also, myself

ps - i am now reading that blackflag was not accepted as a moderator

that is not good

[Emu]

I remember this thread!

[kahljorn]

You guys should make me a moderator because I'm too much of an argumentative asshole to ban someone unless they really deserve it ;(

PLUS IVE BEEN HERE LIKE FOREVER AND SENIORITY MAKES ME SUPERIOR

[sadie]

you know, when i see names i haven't seen in a while, i generally check the post date of the messages. but that's just me.

[noob3]

sadie I was overwhelmed by the new boards & i thought maybe all these people had zombified & attacked the boards! i was in a state of panic!