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kellychaos
Sep 10th, 2004, 04:31 PM
Dear Mr. XXXXXX,

Your subscription to "Barely Legal" is almost expired. Would you like to sign up for another year? If you act now, you'll be eligible to receive our 2004 Tiny Titties DVD. Please respond as soon as possible and we appreciate your business.
MetalMilitia
Sep 10th, 2004, 04:34 PM
right....... am i missing something?
FartinMowler
Sep 10th, 2004, 04:49 PM
Kelly thinks it's funny to repeat ads from his porn collection for all of us to hear.
Captain Goodtimes
Sep 10th, 2004, 04:56 PM
We were headed for The Battle of the Pacific, and there wasn't one of us who wasn't really scared. But a week later they dropped The Bomb on Hiroshima, and six days alter the war was over. We really never did see any action, outside of Rowena's place
Jixby Phillips
Sep 11th, 2004, 12:04 AM
ONLY ONE MONTH TO RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO TV GUIDE :lol
ThisIsWitty
Sep 11th, 2004, 12:09 AM
Dear Mr. XXXXXX,

Your subscription to "Barely Legal" is almost expired. Would you like to sign up for another year? If you act now, you'll be eligible to receive our 2004 Tiny Titties DVD. Please respond as soon as possible and we appreciate your business.

OH SHIT DID THEY LOSE MY SUBSCRIPTION TO ASIAN TEENS OR WHAT?
kellychaos
Sep 11th, 2004, 01:07 PM
Actually, I'm paraphrasing a business-reply card that I've received for four years running since I moved in my current residence. It's actually for the former tenant but I still keep getting these things in the mail a couple of times a year. You have to admit, the illiteration in "Tiny Teen Titties 2004" is quite impressive.
Anonymous
Sep 11th, 2004, 07:02 PM
It was even better two years ago.
kellychaos
Sep 13th, 2004, 04:13 PM
The alliteration is pretty good too.
Anonymous
Sep 13th, 2004, 04:30 PM
I couldn't read that.
HickMan
Sep 13th, 2004, 04:32 PM
Kelly thinks it's funny to repeat ads from his porn collection for all of us to hear.

KELLY'S A GUY?
kellychaos
Sep 13th, 2004, 06:06 PM
Who knew? :lol