my whole life people have been telling me...

[Geggy]

...to take life more seriously. :rolleyes

what about you? what have people been telling you your whole life?

[ernasty10050]

"You're the smartest kid in my class. Now if you just put forth some effort and did say, half of your homework, then you would get an A instead of a C."

and also people my age say "You're a total failure."

[EisigerBiskuit]

I think anyone who says that needs to shut up. How exactly do you take life seriously, when were still trying to find the meaning of it? :/

[FS]

Most people just tell me to pull my pants up and get the hell of their lawn.

[Skulhedface]

"You are a sex machine".

I gracefully bow, then march them straight up to the bedroom. But believe it or not, I never get tired of hearing it.

[the_dudefather]

because i have a pc the rest of the amish comunitity dont talk to me anymore

ive been shunned

[mubert]

"Youre a very bright student, Jamey, but you dont use your potential to it's fullest. You need to focus more on doing work, and not blowing it off to the last minute"

Somewhat like ernastys.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

"Spit that out, you don't know where it's been."

[EisigerBiskuit]

"put your armpits down"

[ThisIsWitty]

"MISTER, PLEASE, DON'T!!"

[Crying Baby Jesus]

"Youre Grounded"

[glowbelly]

how does one put their armpits up?

[EisigerBiskuit]

without an edit button, anythings possible

[MetalMilitia]

"Youre a very bright student, Jamey, but you dont use your potential to it's fullest. You need to focus more on doing work, and not blowing it off to the last minute"


Thats just what they tell lazy dumbasses who could not care less about the work in an attempt to make them feel less like failures.
I should know i used to get told it all the time in school too... minus the Jamey part.

[Big McLargehuge]

"nice ass, sugar tits"

[ernasty10050]

"nice ass, sugar tits"

lol i bet it's more like "You're fat...your hair is beautiful though."

[Maverick Zero Unit]

"$20 for a quickie, kid"

kidding...

Actully I hear this alot: "no"

[St8ic]

"Don't put your hands in there."

[Big McLargehuge]

"nice ass, sugar tits"

lol i bet it's more like "You're fat...your hair is beautiful though."

Pointing out a plain fact isn't funny, you faggot (see that wasn't funny).

[thebiggameover]

"shoruyken"


i am a fucking sf nerd...
:(

[punkgrrrlie10]

"For such a little girl, you're mean"

[Crying Baby Jesus]

"get back here you little shit i'm gonna kill you"
and
"Shut up before I hit you"

[mubert]

"HEY FAGGOT, TURN YOUR STUPID MUSIC DOWN" :(

[dead_pigeon]

"theres a word for that"

[Karl Hungus]

"thats what she said"

[Dole]

'Sam'

[Geggy]

'what are you looking at? quit staring at me!'

[Sacks]

When I was just a baby, my mama tol' me "Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns." :maninblack

[Seven Force]

"There's something wrong with you."

[Brandon]

"BE YOURSELF!"

[kellychaos]

"Quit licking the windows and put your helmet back on!"

[ernasty10050]

"fucktard"


"you're not as funny as everyone else here, in fact your not funny at all you little bitch"

[Astador]

"Move it, fatass"

"We'll rochambo for it, I get to go first"

"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg"

I got such nice friends.

[glowbelly]

no you don't. they aren't funny, either.

[FS]

Astador, your friends are bumper stickers and South Park. Fuck you.

[Matt Harty]

"stop taking life so seriously"


:rolleyes

[Captain Goodtimes]

"Take off you shoes by the door"

[the_dudefather]

"with GREAT POWER comes GREAT RESPONSIBILITY"

[Ninjavenom]

I can't reply seriously to this, i was distracted by what's-his-face's suicide girls avatar.

[ThisIsWitty]

"MY GOD YOUR COCK IS HUGE"
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[Seven Force]

"MY GOD YOUR COCK IS HUGE"
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Psst...they're lying to you.

[ThisIsWitty]

No need to be more of a faggot than you already are.

[ernasty10050]

i think we fags should band together and go ruin another message board because this one was good before we got here

[Seven Force]

i think we fags should band together and go ruin another message board because this one was good before we got here

IDIOT MOTHERFUCKERS, LIKE YOU, FUCKING UP THIS GOD DAMN BOARD. SO PLEASE BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF BEFORE I TAKE IT INTO MY OWN HANDS OR I LOSE MY FUCKING MIND AND BLOW MY OWN DAMN HEAD OFF BECAUSE OF STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE YOU. PLEASE, GO, LOAD, PULL TRIGGER, AND REPEAT. THE WORLD DOES NOT NEED DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE YOU ON THE PLANET.

[Seven Force]

I'm dumb being retarded, starting today.

:lol

[ThisIsWitty]

Take your own advice, then. >: