The non-gay metal thread (no yngwie and radio allowed)

[Dixie]

Master's Hammer friggin' rules. Ugly dudes make the real metal!

[Anonymous]

I've been listening to Candlemass' From the 13th Sun all day. It's awesome

[Dixie]

AWESOME! Candlemass is a completely classic band! The dvd they just had out was killer, where they sang "Sultans of Swing" as "Sultans of Doom". Messiah Marcolon is friggin massive, and a good candidate for my "Ugly Awesome Metal" list.

[Big Papa Goat]

Have you ever listened to the Day of Retribution demo, back when they were called Nemesis? It's like Candlemass, but evil >:D

[Helm]

Nemesis ruled. I liked Lief singing. It's Messiah Marcolin. And he rules as well. Although not as much as Bjorn Lungvist or whatever the original Candlemass singer was named. He was the best. Ever.

And from the 13th sun is a good album. Sabbath worship, but good album.

I've been listening to Axehammer all day.

[EverythingWillSuck]

RADIO YOU MEAN LIKE BANDS LIKE LINKIN PARK :lol

[Dixie]

linkin park aren't even metal. >:
anyone check out that new destructor or pagan altar yet????

[Ihach]

I've been listening to Accept ever since you mentioned them in the other thread :)

[Ninjavenom]

Today is Lethargy day.

[AChimp]

HEY. >:

[EverythingWillSuck]

hey :(

[Helm]

The few lethargy songs I got are awesome awesome awesome.

We got the first lord weird slough feg release release today, along with the greek-exclusive twisted tower dire release which SLAYS.

But when I've been listening to all day, has been INTO BATTLE and BLACK DEATH by the almighty BROCAS HELM! As epic as it comes, thrashy as fuck, TRVE KVLT!

[Dixie]

helm, did you go to that lord weird slough feg show in athens?? i heard it was pretty kick ass!

[iron mitchell]

i <3 lord weird slough feg.

[Helm]

I didn't know Feg played here. I caught the Brocas Helm live though. Pretty good.

[AChimp]

It's not my fault that the other thread got fagged up. :(

[Ninjavenom]

Today i will continue looping the live version of Exodus' Pirahna because it fucking owns so bad. :thrash

[Helm]

this song is about a fish... and it's not a nice fish...

ninja, get the coroner song 'masked jackal' best thrash song ever

[Driscoll]

CORONER! :love :love

Yeah, that's an excellent song. I've always prefered Tunnel of Pain myself. Or Divine Step. OR FUCK IT ANYTHING. :love

[Miss Modular]

I'm going to be hated for saying this, but metal for me begins and ends with this band:

http://www.bocabobcats.com/Spinal_Tap_for_Web_2-02.jpg

[Helm]

Yeah for many americans heavy metal is a complete joke.

[Karl Hungus]

matt harvey of exhumed is singing for exodus right now, and thats okay by me.

[Dixie]

yeah yeah yeah. exodus is like the metal world's version of "the young and the restless" and they are being a bunch of whiney babies, right now all i can say is fuck 'em. i can't deny that they've done good but they're at a point that i don't really care for them as they exist now.

and as cool as spinal tap is, they have no place in this thread. metal for many of us is not a joke. please discontinue use of spinal tap as your metal foundation, discontinue trying to fit, leave immediately, and don't return to anything i post about metal. you disgrace it and embarass it. if, by chance i make a spinal tap thread in the future (or anyone else) i will then be happy to discuss the ingenious of spinal tap with you. but do not bring them into this.

achimp, i forgive you dear.

Coroner are cool and all but i've always been more partial to stuff like Hellwitch and Hallow's Eve. kick assness of thrashness.

and helm, i'm still jealous of you.

[iron mitchell]

spinal tap is better than metal.

[Dixie]

leave now and go practice shopping for a new fishnet thong. fag. i mean it.

[iron mitchell]

fishnet thong = more metal than you.

[Dixie]

i'm quite sure it is. now scurry along or hot topic will close soon.

[Ninjavenom]

I'm listening to Vader's Litany album and am finding it impossible for me to sit still. must. bang. head.

[Dixie]

rock it baby rock it!

[Helm]

Jealous why? Is it perhaps that I've seen Candlemass, not once but twice? Hah!

And Hallow's Eve used to be so awesome on that first ep (or was it an lp?) but prime Coroner cannot be denied! They had something going that nobody else did.

And I'm listening to Wychfinde and the head, it doth bangeth mightily!

[iron mitchell]

i've never seen a hot topic.
just because i don't finger my butthole to images of sweaty, shirtless men with long hair and guitars doesn't mean i have any interest in raver pants and sealab 2021 t-shirts.

[Dixie]

oh helm, you're such a bastard. you tease me!!!!! and man witchfynde are killer. cloak and dagger??

[Helm]

iron, you have to be in a specific mindset to enjoy the music we're talking about. I see no point for the two of you to be picking a fight about this here.

And I rotated throw Give Them Hell, Stagefright and Cloak and Dagger. Witchfynde have a way to appear very authentic for a gimmick band.

[iron mitchell]

dude, i have no problem with the stuff you're talking about. i mildly enjoy the stuff most of the time, and there are even times when i'm all about it.
i just have trouble not pestering anyone who has such an obvious weiner up their butt and can't admit it their fancy for it.
it's almost as bad as those kids who have devoted their lives to staying logged onto the yahoo punk-rock chatrooms so they can spend 24 hours a day telling 12 year old blink 182 fans that they're not punk, should have never been born, and that they should check out amebix or dieeeee!
their hearts are in the right places, but geeeeeez.

[Dixie]

iron-i'm taking everything as a joke, like what you said, and what miss modular said. my response to spinal tap was a joke. like i said i love them too. you're taking it wayyyyy too seriously. and like i've said before i'm devoted to heavy metal b/c it's part of my job and honestly i've spent a very large part of my life being physically involved in it, helm knows what i mean. but please mitchell, don't forget this is i-mockery, which means-I'M FUCKING WITH YOU.
anyways. *drool* i've been begging my friend to relinquish his witchfynde shirts to me. i saw them in Nj a few years ago, and damn they were awesome! have you heard the original singer's band "wytchfynde"? i was sorely dissappointed in it. he's become a victim of trend. :(

[iron mitchell]

well then why is your funny not funny?
fix it.
fag.
i mean it.
or not?
yeah, i do.
is that okay?

[Dixie]

i'm not trying to be funny. i don't do funny.

[iron mitchell]

i noticed.

[Ninjavenom]

Has anyone had the privelege of hearing Dead Soul Tribe? Soulseek isn't turning anything up for me. :-/

[Rongi]

Isis :rock

but they're not really metal are they?

[Ninjavenom]

Nope.


Yattering :rock


sounds more acceptable. :O

[Rongi]

man, i cant beleive i forgot yattering :(

mostly cuz all my metal mp3s were wiped clean from my hardrive >:

oh and ghoul kick ass

[Dixie]

Dead Soul Tribe is pretty good, though i liked Murder of Crows better than the new one. but if you're into buddy lackey (or as he's known now devon graves) you might like aryeon which has a number of killer vocalists on it. and the music's actually good too!!

[AChimp]

http://www.legendheart.com/queensryche.jpg

This better not count as gay. >:

[AChimp]

Cuz if it was, y'know, we'd all have to go back to the other METAL thread... :(

[Dixie]

old queensryche is NOT gay. new queensryche however is gay. but i still can't get enough of Rage For Order. love that album! right up with fates warning "The Spectre Within".

[Ninjavenom]

Howbout some Manilla Road to go with that?


I never gave Fates Warning much listening time, but they're lucky cuz now they get a shot at shining. :O

[Helm]

Riddle Mastaaaah! Manilla Road never did wrong.

And as silly as Queensryche look in the pic, at that stage of their career they were awesome. I still like The Warning more than anything else they put out, but oh well.

And The Spectre Within is just... the ultimate us power metal record. There's not a bad song to be found in there.

Oh and the song 'Kyrie Eleison' its greek for 'Lord Bless Us'.

[bigtimecow]

no idea what people consider metal lately, but i'm listening to walls of jericho and they rock. :)

[Ninjavenom]

Walls of Jericho simply cannot compare to the absolute orgasm that it is to listen to Maudlin of the Well. But hey, right now there is not a single thing that can :3


PS I made a new sig in their honor :O

[Helm]

Yeah that lyric and that bit of music there is really captivating. I find myself liking Maudlin all the more with each listen, and I've been listening for a year now.

[Ninjavenom]

It was a tough call, too. They're one of the few bands i like who i can say have really, truly talented lyric writing capabilities. I also love the first four lines to Heaven and Weak, and The Ferryman is equally incredible.

[Dixie]

Heaven's Gate- Living in Hysteria. get it. now!

[adeptninja]

my favorite metal bands are scariot and holy terror. Another good one is the crown.