So, what's your pirate name?

[Father §p@z]

"Talk like a pirate day" is this Sunday, and I want you all to be prepared with your pirate names, so click here (http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php) to find them out! Also, find out your gangster name, Taxi driver name, mafia name, and Significant-other Pet name!

Pirate name: Sea Monkey Jude
Gangsta name: Masta Crack Baby
Taxi Driver name: Jamarámalammadingdong Davis (wtf?)
Mafia name: Blind Tony Ricci
Pet name: Jiggly Ears

Let the madness begin! :o

[Jixby Phillips]

Go fuck yourself.

[EisigerBiskuit]

my pirate name is Blasphemous Willy, because those name generators can't possibly give me a good name. this stuff is way overdone

[ernasty10050]

i can't believe everyone knows about talk like a pirate day!

too bad noone cares.

[the_dudefather]

Cap'n Jack Earbeard

ill honor talk like a pirate day as much as possible. i even downloaded the sims 2 today and am using limewire.

arrr mateys CraXX 4 wAREz off the port bow!

[sports]

Mic Smelly Steallin liein thief. >:

[Father §p@z]

Come on Jixby, don't be a party pooper :(

[DeadKennedys]

Pirate Ronny the Staggering Drunk

Why can't I just be Captain Ron for once? :(

[Jixby Phillips]

PIRATES LOL AARRRRR :pirate HAHA PIRATE FACE

[Seven Force]

Pirateman.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Fuck pirates. Ninjas rape them.

[Jixby Phillips]

YEAH NINJAS HAHAH INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET BTW

[DeadKennedys]

YEAH NINJAS HAHAH INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET BTW

HEY MAN WHO WOULD WIN A HUNDRED NINJAS OR A HUNDRED PIRATES?

[the[Hitman]]

One hundred ninjas because you gotta account for the drunkeness of the one hundred pirates.

[Captain Goodtimes]

ROLOLOO! How about a hundred ninjas vs. a hundred HITMANS!!?! :)

[Esuohlim]

UH OH LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT TO BREAK OUT PIRATE AL ROKER FOR SUNDAY :( :( :( :(

[DamnthatDavid]

God Dammit, it's all about the Pirate Ninja Zombies.

[DeadKennedys]

ROLOLOO! How about a hundred ninjas vs. a hundred HITMANS!!?! :)

VS. A HUNDRED DINOSAURS :o

[executioneer]

WHAT IF THEY WERE FIGHTING SQUIRLS OR HAMSTERS LOL AM I RIGHT GUYS *NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME* 0_0

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Noseless Casey Drake

Mad Cow Kelp Licker :(

[DeadKennedys]

WHAT IF THEY WERE FIGHTING SQUIRLS OR HAMSTERS LOL AM I RIGHT GUYS *NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME* 0_0

HAHA *YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT I LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL THE SAME* RIGHT GUY

[Supafly345]

My pirate name is still Supafly.
http://supafly345.verydirtylaundry.com/avatars/avatarpirate.gif

[thebiggameover]

Go fuck yourself.

best post in the thread...
>:

[Skulhedface]

Just knowing that a couple of you cockhappy chucklefucks are looking forward to Talk Like a Pirate Day ruins it for me.

Now kindly go pick some zits with your hook, Captain Cunt.

[Spectre X]

I'm pretty sure that this name generator sucks, so I'm giving my pirate name from another test.

It's Bloody Sam Flint.

[MetalMilitia]

ARR it be 'Apathetic Tad Scarr'.