My fish are having sex.

[AChimp]

They're making baby fish. I wish I was a fish. :(

[ernasty10050]

their poo just floats around with them, so i'd have to disagree with you.

[hawaiian mage]

Fish don't have sex... the female lays unfertilized eggs and then the male wanks off over them. Then is some casses one of the fish takes the eggs and stores them inside of themselves.

But the point remains that what you are watching is not animal sex, like you've come to expect from watching other animals, but animal masticating, like you've always assumed at first glance until the zoo keeper said otherwise.

I would probably seperate them... especially if they are expensive tropical fish.

[Big McLargehuge]

it's not that hard to get laid chimpy. just fake like you are interesting and bitches will be all over you.

[AChimp]

Fish don't have sex... the female lays unfertilized eggs and then the male wanks off over them. Then is some casses one of the fish takes the eggs and stores them inside of themselves.
Nu-uh. Zebra danios and guppies give live birth. :O

[Terra]

My guppies commit suicide by jumping out of the fishbowl after fishbirth.

[hawaiian mage]

Oh. So you just HAPPEN to have Zebra Danios, huh? Yeah, way to explain that before I made an ASS of myself.

[DeadKennedys]

But the point remains that what you are watching is not animal sex, like you've come to expect from watching other animals, but animal masticating, like you've always assumed at first glance until the zoo keeper said otherwise.

mas·ti·cate
Function: verb
Inflected Forms: -cat·ed; -cat·ing
transitive senses
1 : to grind, crush, and chew (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading masticate intransitive senses
: to make the motions involved in masticating food —mas·ti·ca·tion

[Crying Baby Jesus]

LOL

[hawaiian mage]

Umm... yeah. I actually looked up the word on dictionary.com BEFORE I posted it to make sure I was using the right one.

I was implying they were beating each other up. And masticating is a colorful word for it. Like "pound pound I'm going to attack and eat you," you know?

[Esuohlim]

So you looked it up and still got it wrong?

[AChimp]

I got the joke, but I didn't laugh because you were MAKING FUN OF ME. >: >:

[hawaiian mage]

How is it WRONG? It was like "what word do I want to put here... something graphic and violent but not used all the time. Everyone does eviscerate... jugulate? No, too specific. Can masticate be used as the word form 'mastication?' The word basically means to mutilate beyond recognition, right? Oh, well, how about that, I am right. Mastication. Meaning to grind to a pulp. Sort of like what really angry animals do to each other."

It's not a perfectly discriptive word, sure. Poetic lisence damn it! It was ment to make the read more interesting!

And I was NOT making fun of you, I was telling you to make your fish stop masticating each other! Especially if they are expensive fish! But they turned out to be Zebra Danios! Or maybe gupies! You didn't really make that clear! Masticate!

[ThisIsWitty]

After furiously masticating I like to have a peristaltic motion. :o

[Terra]

I'll second that motion.

[Seven Force]

Give me some jerkin' lotion.

[ThisIsWitty]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ywRJJT5AKdEJ:www.bellaumbria.net/umbria/immagini/olio-d%27oliva.jpg

[hawaiian mage]

ThisIsWitty said something witty...

That's like the second time this has happened in two weeks. What the fuck?

[camacazio]

No, that's probably just some allergies you're feeling.

[SupaFlea543]

Haha, because you're saying it's not actually funny right? And he's not laughing from wit, he's tingling from allergies!

[kellychaos]

I had to look up "peristaltic". I don't feel good about that, all things being considered. :(

[ThisIsWitty]

Thats because you're a moron, you see.

[kellychaos]

No, it's because I normally consider YOU to be a moron.

[ThisIsWitty]

Well I'm not that moronic, you know.

[SupaFlea543]

Wrong again stupid

[ThisIsWitty]

Do you just want to get stabbed in the face? Is that it? Because I can have that arranged, you know. So yeah, if you'd like a knife in your head just let me know.

[Anonymous]

YEAH YOU SHOULD BE LIKE SCARED OF WITTY BECAUSE THREATS OVER THE INTERNET ARE LIKE REALLY SCARY AND HE LIKE MEANS IT SO HE'S LIKE A REALLY BAD ASS OR SOMETHING.

:lol