I MADE A FUNNY COMIC ;) ;)

[Les Waste]

IT IS CALLED "THE CIRLCE OF LIFE" AND IT STARS FARTIN MOWLER PLEASE ENJOY :) :) :)

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista14/CoL1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista14/CoL2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista14/CoL3.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista14/CoL4.txt

[Matt Harty]

THAT was really funny, I HOPE YOU MAKE ANOTHER PLEASE! :lol :) :)

[pjalne]

:lol

[Anonymous]

:D

[CaptainBubba]

There should be a whole forum devoted to Jixbyesque comics. :lol

[Spectre X]

you might have invented a new word. like Pythonesque, only with Jixby. brilliant!

[sadie]

idiot.

[Jixby Phillips]

EXCELLENT WORK BOB :)

[noob3]

I wish I had a gargantuan penis

[Helm]

Haha that's not funny :)

[Bod]

did you?

[Jixby Phillips]

YEAH THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL, ITS DRAWN BADLY, SHOW IT TO ANY ART COLLEGE AND THEY WILL TELL YOU ITS BAD

[Les Waste]

WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?! >: >:

ANYWYA I MADE A NEW BETTER COMIC AND THIS ONE STARS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WWORLD, CAPTAIN ROBO :)

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista19/aaa1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista19/aaa2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista19/aaa3.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista19/aaa4.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista19/aaa5.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista19/aaa6.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista19/aaa7.txt

[Bod]

what manner of faggotry is this?

[Les Waste]

OOPS I HAVE EXCEEDED MY DATA TRANSFER BULLSHIT WITH GEOCITIES HAVE TO RE-UPLOAD MY GENIUS :lol

[pjalne]

Les: You know, txt files make shit comics.

[Bod]

Bob?

[Les Waste]

OK I FIXED THE PROBLEM :/

NOW I WILL GO EAT SOME DINNER (PROBABLY FOOD) BUT I WILL BE BACK LATER AND MAYBE WITH SOME MORE COMICS ;)

[pjalne]

Nice, but I liked the first one better.

[CaptainBubba]

I made one too. I hope you dont mind. :)
I couldn't decide if fartin was fat or thin. So it varies.


Fartin wakes up to another day :)

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21307122.jpg

Fartin gets on his super cool computer :)

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21307120.jpg

Fartin gets beaten by his father :)

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21307118.jpg

Fartin sees daylight for the first time in 3 years :)

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21307113.jpg

Fartin tries talking the way he does on the internet to real people :)

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21307110.jpg


The End :)


http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21307107.jpg

[FartinMowler]

Still the meaning is convoluted. Is that suppose to be me and I am suppose to get angry at the fact that you gave me a large penis? I like the artistic feel and the color was cool. I liked this.

[Anonymous]

Your daughter is so much more analytical than you, too. :)

[McClain]

OMFG ROTFLMAO

[Les Waste]

I HAVE MADE A WHOLE NEW SERIES THIS ONE STARS JERSEYBOY AND SOLIDSNAKEASS.

GUESS WHO THE BALD ONE IS LOL J/K ITS JERSEYBOY

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista24/SS1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista24/SS2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista24/SS3.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista24/SS4.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista24/SS5.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista24/SS6.txt

[Esuohlim]

I'm LOLing to death over here. :(

Make more.

[sadie]

lavendar jizz. :hypno

[jailbaitmonger]

I can't see them. Only red x's. :(

[Les Waste]

I MADE A NEW ONE THIS STARS OUR GOOD FRIEND THE RETRO KAT PLEASE ENJOY IT KIDS AND BITCHES :lol

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista22/RK1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista22/RK2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista22/RK3.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista22/RK4.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista22/RK5.txt

[Esuohlim]

The part with the red x's was a surprise twist for me. :lol

[Les Waste]

ALL THE RED X'S ARE FIXED FOREVER MORE >:

IF YOU SEE A RED X IT IS PROBABLY NOT MY FAULT :(

[pissed off salesman]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/50b5e7fc/bc/My+Photos/__hr_fartin.jpg?bcbvqa.AltaWXpfw

[Esuohlim]

You should submit those into the Sunday paper. :)

[Psycho Squid]

They're funny because its all true.

[Ninjavenom]

1. One about me!
2. If you ask Whoreable nicely, he may let you whore them on his board! :O

[Les Waste]

I HAVE TAKEN NINJAVENOM'S REQUEST AND I MADE A SINGLE PANEL CRAP FESTIVAL STARRING HIM AND CHANDLER FROM THE HIT NBC SITCOM FRIENDS!! :) :)

THE DIFFICULT PART IS TELLING WHO IS WHO CAN YOU DO IT AND KNOW I SURE CAN NOT ;)

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista24/toilet.txt

[Les Waste]

AH HA!! I MADE ANOTHER NEW SERIES, I AM ON A ROLL, LIKE BUTTER, AS THEY SAY, LOL

THIS ONE STARS KELLYCHAOS, AN I-MOCKERY RESIDENT FAGGOT! :)

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista28/KC1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista28/KC2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista28/KC3.txt

[Esuohlim]

The poop in the toilet was a nice touch. :)

[jailbaitmonger]

:lol

The last wo panels of the Jerseyboy and Solidsnakeass comic were especially funny.

[Ninjavenom]

I have the biggest sack ever.

[FS]

You... OR CHANDLER? :eek

[sadie]

i wish i weren't so boring, so i could have a comic too. :(

[Captain Robo]

:)

[Matt Harty]

i wish i weren't so boring, so i could have a comic too. :(

Some people just have pure talent for the art of comic making.

[pissed off salesman]

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/50b5e7fc/bc/mockery+board/1.jpg?bcmp1a.A4TbEh.l1

[Matt Harty]

Still the meaning is convoluted. Is that suppose to be me and I am suppose to get angry at the fact that you gave me a large penis? I like the artistic feel and the color was cool. I liked this.

It looks more like he gave you a vagina.

[Captain Robo]

I got eaten by aliens :(

I guess I got off the lightest of the four

[Les Waste]

CYCLOPSES >:

AND YOU SKEWERED YOURSELF AND WILLINGLY BAR-B-QUED YOUSELF, LIKE HELL YOU GOT OFF LIGHT >:

I'M GONNA MAKE ANOTHER ONE STARRING SOLID SNAKE ASS AND JERSEYBOY CAUSE ITS LAID OUT LIKE TAHT :hat

[CaptainBubba]

Nobody likes my drawings :tear

Les Waste's are better anyway :)

[Skulhedface]

i wish i weren't so boring, so i could have a comic too.


Since when does "boring" disqualify people? Unless boring means "I don't draw hugely exaggerated, fully detailed pics of penises because I know full well what one looks like so I'll share my obsession with them with you all" then OK, I'll give you that :D

[MrAdventure]

I THOUGHT EVERYBODY DID COMICS :hat

[Les Waste]

I DON'T MEAN TO STEP ON JIXBY'S TOES BUT I THINK I WILL HAVE TO DRAW A SKULHEDFACE COMIC NOW >: >: >:

[Captain Robo]

We should make a forum dedicated to Jixby-Style art because it's so damn funny...

But it won't happen :)

And quite frankly, since I saw the FartinMowler comic, I'm beginning to doubt whether Jixby's 'Making-Out' Masterpiece will remain king.

[Les Waste]

SHUT UP ROBO :)

I HAVE MADE A BRAND NEW STORY, IT IS REALLY BAD AND IT IS AN EPIC VOYAGE LIKE GANGS OF NEW YORK LOL. IT STARS JERSEYBOY AND THEN IT STARS SKULHEDFACE. IT IS REALLY BAD THE ONLY GOOD PANEL IS THE LAST ONE ENJOY IT SHIT MONGERS LOL J/K :lol ;)

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF3.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF4.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF5.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF6.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF7.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF8.txt

[FS]

:lol :lol :lol

[Ninjavenom]

Skulhedface, are you aware that you have a leaky penis??

[The Unseen]

I don't know what to say that won't make me sound like a newbie/idiot.

[Les Waste]

I WONDER IF SKULHEDFACE KNOWS HE LISTENS TO BOYZ II MEN AND HAS A POSTER OF THEM IN HIS BEDROOM :lol

AND JUST IN CASE ANY BODY THINKS I CAME UP WITH THE ARTISTIC DESIGN OF SKULHEDFACE I DID NOT JIXBY IS THE ONE WHO STARTED THE TREND OF MAKING HIM A MEXICAN WRESTLER :hat

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1289

[sadie]

i meant i wanted to be in a comic, stupidheads. :(

[pjalne]

:lol :lol :lol
That's up there with the first one you did.

[FS]

Well now. I thought those rings around Skullhedface's eyes, nose and mouth were clown makeup.

[The Unseen]

I thought he was wearing some sort of gay bondage batman mask with zippers over the eyes

[Glorfindel]

Muahahahaha, Circle of Life... :)

[Esuohlim]

:lol @ boyz2men

[Les Waste]

I actually don't know if Jixby intended Skulhedface to be a mexican wrestler or a clown and I don't care >:

[FS]

Maybe it's neither. Maybe it's meant to give him the look of a "skullhead-face". HA HA HA HA. :lol

[pjalne]

http://www.he-man.org/movie_images/skeletor3.jpg

[Les Waste]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista27/JBSKF5.txt
That would make a great avatar :(

[FS]

It got on his hand. :(

[sadie]

"lol"

[Matt Harty]

Maybe he planned on having a bite. :)

[Les Waste]

I didn't think anybody would notice that :)

I was going to put some around his mouth too, but I thought that would just be too confusing. :(

[Les Waste]

I HAD TO WADE THROUGH FIVE PAGES OF TYPICAL BULLSHIT THREADS TO FIND THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE, BUT I DECIDED TO JUST BRING THIS THREAD BACK INSTEAD OF STARTING ANOTHER ONE.

I MADE A NEW COMIC, THIS ONE STARS FEELEVIL AND IT TEACHES RACIAL TOLERANCE AND DIVERSITY AND WHAT NOT PLEASE ENJOY :hat

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista87/feelevil1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista87/feelevil2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista87/feelevil3.txt

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[Les Waste]

HEY GUESS WHAT I MADE A COMIC STARRING FRIEND FEELEVIL THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE GAY SEX I THINK THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME :hat

ENJOY FEELEVIL'S ADVENTURE IS BUTT FUCKERY :hat

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista89/FE1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista89/FE2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista89/FE3.txt

[feelevil]

lose the racist shit n that would actually be pretty funny :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/notracist.txt

http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/notracist2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista89/FE3.txt

[FS]

hahaha

[Les Waste]

I think Jixby taught us a valuable lesson here today >:

[Ninjavenom]

:D

[Matt Harty]

:D

[Captain Robo]

"lol"

[Esuohlim]

Peanuts really should have been more like that. :(

[The Unseen]

They are not called Peanuts they are called Charlie Browns :(