A new girl. NEED HELP. :(

[liquidstatik]

Like.. I really like this girl. We have a lot in common and really like each other. The only problem is that she lives 3 hours away from here.

So like.. is it worth it? :(

to go out with her that is...

[hawaiian mage]

It's not worth it to go out with ANY ONE. Any joy you experience when you think you are in love will come back double in the form of PAIN. Cut your losses while you're ahead and declare celebacy. It's the only way you will have any sort of endurable future.

[liquidstatik]

That's a little harsh, dont you think? :x

[ziggytrix]

truth hurts, my young friend.

[hawaiian mage]

But not as much as going out with that SKANK will if you decide to do so.

Love is like heroine. It makes you think it's your friend becuase it makes you happy... then before you know it you are a withered husk with nothing left to do on this earth except prostitute yourself for more... don't go that way. You are still young and have hope.

[glowbelly]

or you could find the gal of your dreams and be insanely happy for the rest of your life and have babies

like me

only i found a boy

:D

[hawaiian mage]

Yeah, sersiously, you'd be much better off looking for a boy. Try that, instead.

[Emu]

My girlfriend lived in Florida for the whole two years we were together, and then she moved up here and it was cool. :x

[glowbelly]

problem solved!!

[ziggytrix]

long distance relationships are dubious monsters.

they can be fun too. nothing says love like a girl crying cuz you have to drive 3 hours away! :tear

[ziggytrix]

but waitamin, aren't you 15 - do either of you even HAVE driver's licenses yet?!

[The Retro Kat]

Id say, give it time, and don't devote it to this broad till your older. Have some fun.

[liquidstatik]

I'm 17. AND YEAH I CAN DRIVE.

And no im okay with girls.. no need for a guy. :(

<3

[Anonymous]

I have to side with mage on this one

[ziggytrix]

aw sorry man, i know to you 17 and 15 is world's apart, but 10 years from now you'll feel just as depressed as i do that you can't remember half the shit you thought was so rotten about being a teen.

i totally forgot where i was going with this. :senile

oh yeah, you're too young to be stressin that shit. go hang out with her and whatever, and be in all the teen love you want, but try to believe that it comes and goes, and you'll be ok no matter what happens unless you catch AIDS.

[Terra]

Your the one who determines the worth, not the rest of us. But a good rule of thumb is that if your thinking twice about it and questioning it, it probably isn't something you want overall.

[liquidstatik]

Both good points. So yeah.. I thought about it today at church and I dont think I want to go out with her.

Oh.. and also at church me and this 14 year old made out. :X

AND IT WAS GOOD

[Terra]

And this rams the point home that "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Or some stupid shit like that. :lol

[the[Hitman]]

I can just imagine how many birds you want rammed in your bush.

[hawaiian mage]

If you're 17 and she is 14 then that is STATUTORY RAPE my friend. You've just commited the dubious crime of PEDOPHILIA and probably will continue doing so for the rest of your life if you are not stopped.

Somebody jail this mad dog before he crosses the line and starts killin' 'em too! This is serious business!

[Helm]

wow, the Hitman singlehandedly goes in the 'barely tolerable' list as opposed to the 'completely wortheless grating asshole' list with just one reply. Good work.

[Terra]

And this is good for Helm. It'll give him something else to sodomize beside the sheep. After all [Hitman], dropping down on all fours will be a snap with Helm at your ass.

[Supafly345]

A sheepfucker joke! I haven't heard one of those since highschool when they still weren't funny!

[FS]

Supa, your new icon is hypnotizing. I can make the stars go left and right. Back and forth. Little to the left... now a little to the right. Now I'm making them jiggle!

[Supafly345]

It came out of a cereal box.

[the[Hitman]]

Don't worry Helm. I still love you.

The only insults Terra can come up with jump between sheepfucking or a random "fuck you".

[Helm]

Hey if you're mocking Terra to get on my good side I have to tell you that I wouldn't care less if something very heavy and hilarious fell on you, instantly crushing your pathetic little life out of of that disgusting husk of a fleshbag you call your body. Go eat a dick and pretend gay jokes are still in and totally scathing or something.

[the[Hitman]]

I wasn't trying to get on your good side you ugly greek fuck.

[FS]

*weep*

[camacazio]

That icon makes the forums twice as fun.

[hawaiian mage]

Any one notice how the disgusting PEDOPHILE who commited disgusting RAPE hasn't yet responded to try and justify his disgusting DESIRE FOR CHILDREN?

Personally I find his disgusting cowardice as disgusting as his disgusting will for prepubescent flesh. Disgusting.

This whole thread is just DISGUSTING.

[Big McLargehuge]

in the house of the lord no less >: