Last night I dreamt that a black chick loved me.

[BlueOatmeal]

It was the bomb :) But then she found out that I was lying to her and so I woke up.

[The Retro Kat]

I had that dream, except it was with this big black guy. And we fooled around. Then he found out i was lying to him so he beat me. But I didn't wake up. And it was real.

[BlueOatmeal]

Black people make me laff!

[Terra]

Blue Oatmeal have you gotten any calls from your tagline phone numbers??

[Esuohlim]

How would you like a call from Fist City >:

[Terra]

:lol

That's something my dad would say.

[Helm]

Right before he punched you in the eye and raped you with a pair of scissors, right?

[Terra]

And just after he did all that to your mom. Which, come to think of it, explains you. :lol

[FS]

A maternal reference. How droll.

[Brandon]

BOY, THAT TERRA SURE IS SASSY.

[liquidstatik]

Ahoy, Brandon!

[Anonymous]

I did not at ALL expect Terra to reply with the equivalent of "No, that's YOU."

[Skulhedface]

Wait, black chick like say Tyra Banks, or black chick like Oprah Winfrey? Inquiring minds need to know.

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm talking about a blue gum motherfucker! Wasn't really a celebrity but she was nice a thin (not fatties) We played footise and we snuggled on the couch in our bathrobes :love


I'M SO GODAMN LONELY

[HickMan]

I LOVE YOU BLUE :(

[BlueOatmeal]

Blue Oatmeal have you gotten any calls from your tagline phone numbers??

No I haven't. DO you want to phone call with me? I don't have a bedtime.

[BlueOatmeal]

Why the godamn fuck can I not godamn edit.

Thatnks Hickman, its not everyday I get a compliment that heart-warming on the world wide web. Godammit I mean it too. Thanks again Hickman