WRESTLING THREAD! :X

[Drev]

I just watched Smackdown! for the first time, since our town just got UPN. :o

It was funny except for Moolah and Mae Young show up >:

Heidenreich is just really a blog-writing, poetry making goth disguised in a angry meat man's body. Ass rapes ahoy! :(

Big show getting tranqed and getting shaved was hilarious. :(

I swear to God, Gangrel better be here for a long time. Screw Viscera. He's just too fat to do anything good. >:

When the hell did Spike Dudley grow some balls? >:

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha no one wants to post in a wrestling thread.

[sports]

WWE sucks, TNA rules. Just the facts...man.

[executioneer]

sports forum :lol

[Drev]

loo :(

TNA is good, but right now it can't compete with WWE. It CAN, only if Fox puts it on a better time slot. It'd be hilarious if they put it mondays @ 9. Monday Night Wars all over again. :(

[HickMan]

http://patpend.net/manuals/box/n64/wcw_vs_nwo-_world_tour.jpg :eek

[Drev]

In every WCW ad, the Giant always looks like he had to take a shit. :(

[darkvare]

the guys in the matches always over react

[DeadKennedys]

wrestling is sooooooo fake :lol

[Drev]

Gene Snisky's face looks like a disgruntled leprechaun when he fights. :/

Ric Flair will probably screw HHH at Taboo Tuesday, but I doubt it. :(

I do have this feeling that Kane will fight HHH. Kinda like how then Big Boss Man and Big Show were feuding when his "dad" died, Big Show went crazy at Survivor Series, and was thrown into the main event where he won the WWF title. I think they'll recycle this again.

[Drev]

I missed Smackdown because one affiliate owns both UPN and CBS, and they were airing CBS where UPN was supposed ot be (probably for the debates) I wanted to record it and watch it later after the debates. Oh well. :(

[Anonymous]

wait, TNA's on tv finally?

[Drev]

Yea. It's been on TV for like 4 or 5 months now, but no one really noticed. It's called TNA Impact and it's on Fox Sports. TNA decided that weekly PPVs were the wrong way to go, so now they do monthly like everyone else did. Still, they have a lot of crap they need to work out.

1.) It's on Fridays at 3:00 Pm (last time I watched it), and that's a bad time, so they need a prime time slot

2.) Impact is only 1 hour,so they need to make it 2 hours or make a 2 hour show

3.) The 6-sided ring does nothing special.

4.) Jeff Hardy is in it and need to go back to WWE to play as the miscarried fetus of Lita and Kane.

If they do that then WWE has competition.

[Dole]

wrestling is RAHHHHBISH you goons.

[Drev]

>: >: >: HEIDENREICH!!! >: >: >:

He beat the Undertaker makign JBL win the title, then BLEW HIS ASS UP! :eek

Kane is gonna leave the WWE :tear THey better finish up this baby angle quick. SNisky needs this as a ground base to work up to god of all professional wrestling.[/b]

[MLE]

why is kane leaving?

[Anonymous]

What about blowing up?

[James]

The rumor is Kane is planning on leaving due to a pay cut he received when his contract was renewed. Nothing at all is beyond speculation.

Hnnrnnr interfered in Undertaker's match, and knocked him out with chloroform, then Undertaker fought back and JBL clotheslined him. Then they drove the hearse outside (Paul Heyman was driving), and Hnnrnnr drove a truck into the hearse in a very stupid fashion.

[Drev]

Ok, it seems as of now that Kane leaving the WWE is just one big rumor, more false than true. The ONLY source saying he's leaving is the Honky Tonk Man's site. He may have said this since Kane will be taking time off to star in the WWE film "Eye Scream Man"

Snisky + Lead Pipe = Fun for all! :D


haha Eye Scream Man :lol

[James]

SNITSKY

I think every wrestler should enter the ring with a stroller. :(

[Drev]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if SNisky got a hold of the fetus and used it as a puppet? :(

[Anonymous]

I don't get why Snitsky would be dicking around with the carriage and all if he'd still want to say he's innocent.

[Drev]

I think because he's annoyed by Kane so much now that he just wants to piss him off. :(

[Drev]

MANCHESTER, MOTHER FUCKERS! >:

It was okay, but Snisky stoled the show with his horrible baby crying submission move. :eek

I really want to see Smackdown vs. Raw stuff (not the game) because all raw is not is HHH with Batista flexing all the time. :(

[Anonymous]

Tonight was kinda gay. Glad I didn't watch most of it.

[Drev]

I didn't watch Taboo Tueday, but here's what to brought us:

HHH still champ (Edge speared HBK)

Edge/Benoit tag champs

Shelton is the new IC Champ

Diva crap

Sub Diva crap

Bald Bischoff AND cross dressing coach

Randy and Ric bloody hug-a-thon

And it is once and for all officially proven that GENE SNITSKY IS THE FUCKING MAN AND DESERVES THE TITLE WAY MORE THAN HHH!! >: >: >:

[executioneer]

what the hell why do you guys like this crap :/

[James]

I watch Raw for one reason and one reason only. There's a delightful site, which features a Raw Satire, which spoofs the show from the night before in hilarious fashion, and it's exceptionally funny when you watch the show to know what they're making fun of. http://www.onlineonslaught.com/columns/hocking/20041019.shtml

OK, well, two reasons. I want Stacy Keibler.

[Jixby Phillips]

all women in wrestling are ugly :x

[Drev]

I watch Raw for one reason and one reason only. There's a delightful site, which features a Raw Satire, which spoofs the show from the night before in hilarious fashion, and it's exceptionally funny when you watch the show to know what they're making fun of. http://www.onlineonslaught.com/columns/hocking/20041019.shtml

OK, well, two reasons. I want Stacy Keibler.

James showed this to me during Bad Blood, and I still read it now. It's hilarious. :(

I like Dave "Batista" Davidson in it :(

I wish there was a Smackdown! Satire :(

[Drev]

On Raw:

Bischoff is trying to look like Sean Connery, acts lazy and eats Jell-O for the rest of the night with coach.

Orton can't compete for the title as long as HHH is champ now

Batista got beat by MAVEN.....geez.

HHH got raped. :(

[Drev]

On Raw:

Bischoff is trying to look like Sean Connery, acts lazy and eats Jell-O for the rest of the night with coach.

Orton can't compete for the title as long as HHH is champ now

Batista got beat by MAVEN.....geez.

HHH got raped. :(

[Drev]

I WANT GENE SNITSKY'S "NO BABIES" SIGN! >:

Is this the most time Bastista has talked on Raw? Also he was called Dave for the first time I think.

Simon Dean hates fatties.

ARABS :(

Tripjiri H :O

[racialslur]

i watched wwf...in FOURTH GRADE. >:

[Drev]

not me, but right now it's so hilarious, especially Gene Snitsky.

[SLjimbo]

For those of you that care, Bad Mr. Ass, Test, Albert, Chuck E. Palumbo, Nidia, and Gail Kim all got sacked.

[Drev]

I knew about the 3 guys, but Nidia and Gail Kim? Shit.

[James]

Billy Gunn - Been around forever, nothing to do anymore. Personal problems. Understood.

Albert - Hasn't been used since WRESTLEMANIA, when he was traded to Raw and never seen again. Don't agree with that, but understood.

Chuck Palumbo - Traded to Raw, breaking up the effective FBI stable. Made no sense, was never used. Again, don't agree with that, but understood.

Test - Great worker, potential to come back into a great role once fully healed. Boning Stacy Kiebler. >: I can imagine him being on the injured list for so long and the payment he was receiving from his contract was a problem, but still. Not understood.

Gail Kim - One of the best female workers right now. COMPLETELY changed her wrestling style to be tighter and safer, and still pulled off amazing moves. Looked to be figuring into a story between Trish and Lita. Not fucking understood.

Nidia - Tough Enough winner who never evolved into an actual wrestler. Became a valet for Jamie Noble in a fairly amusing role. Then everything went downhill, and nothing's come from her ever again. Understood.

Now for three MORE people.

Jazz - Another great worker. Not easy on the eyes, but she was a legitimate wrestler, and played her role wonderfully. Not fucking understood.

Rodney Mack - Separating him from his mouthpiece, Teddy Long, was a really stupid idea. He's a decent enough worker, but couldn't stand on his own two feet worth a shit. Understood.

Johnny Stamboli - I liked him when he first showed up. The FBI gimmick worked for a while. The whole stable is now fucked up. But I honestly can't remember the last time I saw him used. Still, I liked him. Undertsood.

What kills me is they're doing this cleaning up for financial reasons.
THEY JUST FUCKING GAVE SOME DUMB BITCH A QUARTER-MILLION DOLLARS TO STAND AROUND AND DO NOTHING FOR A YEAR! THEY JUST SIGNED ANOTHER DUMB BITCH AS AN INTERVIEWER WHEN THEY ALREADY HAVE THREE! THEY ARE SIGNING A NEW TOUGH ENOUGH WINNER TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!

Really doesn't make any fucking sense. "Well, we're letting you go because we can't afford to pay you for your hard work. Instead, we'll pay unimaginaly more amounts to people not even qualified to open their mouths, much less get in the ring. Goodbye."

[Drev]

Hey here's something to think about....

With all the cutting that they are doing, could they possibly destroy the brand split? The reason it was there was to give stars equal time, but since they are really mowing down the lesser stars, they might as well combined it to one roster again.

[James]

The scary thing is all but two of those were Raw roster stars. We're probably looking at some more cuts soon.

They're not doing away with the brand split. This will thin out some numbers and give people more consistent time . They're not at a shortage for wrestlers for sure. They're also bringing in a few more, like Simon Dean and Hassan.

[SLjimbo]

Too bad for all those who got fired, all they have left to go to is indy feds. NWA-TNA won't be able to sign them all because they just don't have that kind of money.

[Drev]

Hussen is a horrible idea. >: Religion and wrestling never mixes well. >:

IF they actually got rid of the roster split, I'd still like to see seperate control of the shows, like Bischoff would only control the stars when they are on Raw (same thing goes for whoever wins the Survivor Series match), and Long would control Smackdown.

[Drev]

I am sad to inform you that Damien, Jake "The Snake" Robert's pet snake has died. :(

I never watched Jake Robetsat the time but snakes are neat :(

Jake Roberts starved it to death. >:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/3972907.stm

[SLjimbo]

MORE CUTS! :/

Rico just got released today and two more are expected tomorrow. (Probably Steven Richards and Shannon Moore) Damn it all to hell. :(

[Drev]

The guy (I forgot his name) who was responsible for Mordecai and Kenzo Suzuki as "Hirohito" was fired by Steph McMahon today.

[Schimid]

Hey, whatever happened to Mordecai? Is he still in?

[Drev]

You know, I really don't fucking know. :/

First, they said the wrestling himself wasn't ready. Second, they wanted to have him feud with the Undertaker, but they want to develop it length-wise, and people wer impatient. Theird, they sent the guy back to OVW to get better. Vince did like the idea of Mordecai, so if he ever gets better, they'll probablly have him back, hopefull AS Mordecai.

[Schimid]

It seems like they're trying to bring in a new wrestling "powerhouse" each month. First Mordecai, then that Japanese guy, then probably some other people that I didn't see because I stopped watching, and now Hussen.

It's funny, because these powerhouses often fail horribly. Remember Nathan Jones?

[Drev]

The only ones that have truly succeeded are Heidenreich and Gene Snitsky. Hell, Snitsky is in the Raw Main Event, and if he wins (along with HHH, Batista, and Edge) he gets to control Raw with them for one month while Bishoff is on vacation.

[GADZOOKS]

Unless he get

A) Hit with A Chair
B) Hit with A Belt
C) Gets plowed through a table (perebly the commentator one)

That's how it works, doesn't it

[Drev]

Are the survivor series elimination matches no DQ? :(

[Anonymous]

Wait, since when are Hrnnnr and Abe Orton pillars of success in the industry?

[Schimid]

I'm watching this week's Jericho segment.

Snitsky is fucking hilarious :lol

[Drev]

Some pelase give me an animated image of Snitsky dropkicking the baby. I want that as my avatar. :(

[Schimid]

Only let it have two frames, please :lol

I keep wondering where they get the people for the Simon System skits. The first lady kept making the :eek face over and over, so I doubt she was an actual crowd member. The second guy kinda pulled it off and the third woman HAD to be hired. I know I'd sue if a wrestler dropped a gallon of orange juice on my head.

And Benoit didn't do anything "unthinkable" :rolleyes

[Drev]

Obviously the people who go in the rings are plants. Yet he does make fun of real fat people.

[Schimid]

Lot of cussing last night. Bastista and the first fat lady both said "FUCK" and Jericho said something like "SON OF A BITCH"...there were a few more, I can't remember them.

[Drev]

On Smackdown:

JBL said if he loses, he'll never return to SD! again. See you on Raw, Layfield!

Cena is member #4 on Eddie's team, but got their asses kicked tonight by Carlito and the others.

Mae Young made out with the TE contestants. :(

Undertaker teleports into the ring to scare Heidenreich. :eek

[sadie]

wrestling sucks.

[ArrowX]

OMG me and sadie have something in common. I'm gonna sit on my bed and cry.

[Drev]

John Cena's the US champ again, but got punched by Jesus so it's an excuse to go back to Austrailia to finish filming The Marine.

Eugene and Regal are now tag champs.

WWE has hired roughly half of the Diva contestants. One is an interviewer on Raw, one's part of JBL's group, one is RVD's trainer, blah blah blah.

Randy Savage is now on TNA, along with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. :eek

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Best match of Thursday's show was RVD and Rey Mysterio VS Kenzo and Rene. I liked all of RVD and Rey's combo moves. :)

[Drev]

Yes RVD and Rey deserve to be champs with those moves :(

[Drev]

Oh shit! The rebirth of the Monday Night Wars may happen! :eek

It seems that USA is trying to back WWE for ratings. I doubt it'll happen, but if it does, Spike will probably get TNA. Also, TNA wants to move Impact to Mondays at 8:00 pm and have it run for 30 minutes, which would interfere with Raw.

Though I doubt TNA would trauly compete with WWE with the way it's going. :/

[Drev]

On tonight's Raw:

Shelon realized he's an African American.

Snitsky looks evil with they eye injury.

Simon Dean mocks ECW.

Batista gets all grumpy and shit but in the end it's all a joke.

Edge makes Benoit win.

and Randy Orton is next week's GM, and it's HHH vs. everyone for the title.

[Imadjinn]

Whoo, wrestling topic!

My 2 cents: WWE sucks ass and TNA is the best wrestling show to come along in a while. The 6-sided ring is great (though little more than a gimmick) and no other company can compete with the X-Division.

Admittedly, they are shoving Jeff Jarret down everyone's throats much like Triple H with WWE (WWE - Bosses stepson, TNA - Bosses son). But who cares?! They have Nash, Hall and Randy Savage for fucks sake. You can't tell me they don't have the cash to compete with WWE if they can afford 3 legends like them.

It's in my opinion that TNA can take on WWE and at least put up a Hell of a fight.

[Drev]

I do agree the X Division fucking rocks, but the only bad thng about it is where it's at. It's be interesting to see if WWE will get any TNA stars in the future.

the 6-sided ring does nothing for me. :/

I heard Nah and Hall will only be there for like 5 or 6 more week,s and Randy Savage has become so paranoid of Hogan it is rumored that he carries around a knife. :(

[Imadjinn]

I was going to say that it would be cool for Hogan to be stabbed by Savage, but then I thought that it's probably going to happen.

Who else saw the Victory Road PPV of TNA? That fucking ruled, though the main event was nothing major IMO except to bring back Nash, Hall and Savage.

[Drev]

On Raw:

Why the hell are all the Diva search contestants hired?

Battle Royal was meh except for Ric Flair losing.

Maven attacked Eugene. More like MEANVEN if you ask me. :(

As of now we don't have a Heavyweight Champion since the refs and decide if Benoit or Edge won.

[mburbank]

Has anyone in this thread mentioned the closeted homoerotic nature of wrestling?

[Drev]

No because it's too obvious. It's Ric Flair's wrinkly man boobs that destroys it though.

[Drev]

At TNA's Turning Point Pay Per View: Stuff happened.

Expect to see some retaliation on RAW because of what they did at the TNA PPV.

[Anonymous]

Why, what did they do.

[ziggytrix]

I had a friend who'd watch wrestling with it muted, and some opera or something playing on her stereo.

Weird kid.

[Drev]

Why, what did they do.

They had two guys dressed up as Vince and HHH, and they wen't through the arena trying to find the tape of the footage. They did stupid stuff, and mocked things like the WWE dress code and HHH being his son-in-law. They said that they blurred the real footage so much it was pretty stupid. :(

Also, on Raw:

HHH is champ no more

Hussan can magically turn off arena lights with his arabic heritage

SImon Dean sucked

Jericho partied til the break of dawn

Lita is the new Women's champ in a match that was actually good!

[Drev]

Also, I'm really suprised that Lita is still alive today after that disturbing bump she took while she flew out of the ring and into the railing. Man, that was just wrong. :(

[Drev]

Daniel Puder won Tough Enough, but no one cares. All the contestants will most likely get contracts.

No new Raw this week (Year end review show) and Smackdown will be in Iraq.

[Drev]

Oh shit! Two returns!

It seems that Brock lesner will be returnig soon, as well as Kane and HBK, but the biggest return shall be....

ECW!

It seems that in June of next year, they are planning a one-time only Pay Per View which will be a return of ECW. Sadly, with the restrictions of certain moves the WWE has, I don't think it'll be different. I never really watched ECW but after seeing what they did, I really wish I should've. :(

[SLjimbo]

I'm debating whether or not New Year's Revolution is worth getting...the Elimination Chamber match seems to be cool so far.

[Drev]

Yea I was wondering that as well. I have the money, but the problem is that The Elimination Chamber Match is about the whole PPV. Of course there will be other matches but they just be weak. I probably won't get it since I was disappointed by the cheap ending from last EC.

[Drev]

Om Smackdown they had a good match between Eddie vs. Rey Mysterio, but Kurt Angle rubbing his nipples ruined the whole show for me. :(