I'd like to apologize...

[Father §p@z]

... For all the acts of faggotry previously carried out by me on these boards. I am no longer going to act like a big jackass, instead I will actually contribute something useful to the discussions and debates that arise on the boards. I hope you will all accept my appology. :)

[Brandon]

TOO LATE

[Father §p@z]

Why is it too late? :( Even if you don't accept my apology, I'm still going to act less like a faggot >:

[Esuohlim]

Your signature resembles mine. It's not cool to be like me.

[Terra]

Look, you either post like a faggot or a fucktard. There is no other way for us noobs. Solidarity is our mainstream. Watch the antelope and the elk herds. The ones who broke off from mainstream were the ones who were eaten. Learn from this lesson and you'll live long around here. The vet population is thinning out because we are wearing them out. They can only handle so much useless innanities before they begin to over identify with us and we can assimilate them.

One shot. One kill.

[Brandon]

Brak, brak, brak.. my name's Terra and I have big honkers.. brak brak brak.

[Terra]

Hark! A dickless fag!

[thebiggameover]

:lol

[Brandon]

Hark! A dickless fag!
ZING!

[thebiggameover]

damn, terra posted right before me, but :lol at what she said too...

[Rongi]

i hate to quote austin powers since i'm ashamed of seeing the movies, but terra is like the town bicycle, everyone's had a ride

[Terra]

Oh yes. Snappy repartee from ye olde gimpy cock from the lower forty.

Look, you need a dick to fuck. Remember?? We've gone over this again and again and again, Rongi.

[Rongi]

i bet your vagina is a primordial soup for stds

[Anonymous]

that's great spaz, but I want you to apologize for that apology first

[Father §p@z]

I can't, I'd go on forever :(

[Anonymous]

Why is it too late? :( Even if you don't accept my apology, I'm still going to act less like a faggot >:

Actually apologizing makes you MORE of a fucking faggot, dipshit.

Either accept the fact that you're a faggot ass fucktard, and spread your ass cheeks wide for every fucktard on here to make you their bitch. Or just kill yourself now. Fuck it, just kill yourself, there's no need for another Arrow X or sports.

Please transfer this thread to the Mock Wars.

:lol

[Father §p@z]

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. :(
And how come every time you post you say something incredibly mean? I just don't understand why you think that stuff is fun, it's actually really hurtful to others. I think I'm gonna cry :tear

[Rongi]

i'll will stop making fun of you if you admit you're like 13

[Father §p@z]

Sorry Rongi, I'm actually 18. I guess the eternal torture of Rongi's insults will forever haunt me. :(

[Rongi]

there is no way you can be 18 and be such a little pansy

[Helm]

If you're apologizing, it's because you finally agree what a worthless piece of shit you are. If you're a worthless piece of shit, then you do not belong here. We have no use for the likes of you. Go the fuck away and take your buckets of tears with you.

[Anonymous]

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. :(
And how come every time you post you say something incredibly mean? I just don't understand why you think that stuff is fun, it's actually really hurtful to others. I think I'm gonna cry :tear

You're not a big man fucktard, you're a fucking Anime loving sissy who's backing down because you don't have a goddamn spine. The only reason why you're not backing down from me is in the hopes that by "hating" me, will somehow make you popular and accepted.

I guess it isn't entirely your fault, when your crack whore momma had you, she kept your little balls in her purse right next to her pipe, for safe keeping fucktard.

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars.

:lol

[Father §p@z]

If you're apologizing, it's because you finally agree what a worthless piece of shit you are. If you're a worthless piece of shit, then you do not belong here. We have no use for the likes of you. Go the fuck away and take your buckets of tears with you.

I'm saying I was acting like a worthless piece of shit, and that now I'm going to act like a piece of shit that has a value of over fifty bucks. Kind of like that White Bat's poop in Ace Ventura 2. And Max, just stop coming here, you are using up too much bandwidth with your unfunny insults. :(

[Esuohlim]

Father Spaz the link to I-Mockery.com in your signature makes up for your behavior in the past because sweet Jesus it's near-impossible to find a way to the main site and your helpful link is a Godsend.

[Father §p@z]

Thanks :lol

[Anonymous]

I'm saying I was acting like a worthless piece of shit, and that now I'm going to act like a piece of shit that has a value of over fifty bucks. Kind of like that White Bat's poop in Ace Ventura 2. And Max, just stop coming here, you are using up too much bandwidth with your unfunny insults. :(

You just admited to being a worthless piece of shit, on top of being a spineless faggot. Good going fucktard.

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars.

:lol

[Helm]

Jesus, suck everybody's dick and say you're sorry afterwards while you're at it

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars.

Stop saying that. It's one thing to be a bastard, but not like this; not like this. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

"I'm saying I was acting like a worthless piece of shit, and that now I'm going to act like a piece of shit that has a value of over fifty bucks."

See, its stuff like this that makes your need to be accepted here so fucking transparent.

[DeadKennedys]

... For all the acts of faggotry previously carried out by me on these boards. I am no longer going to act like a big jackass, instead I will actually contribute something useful to the discussions and debates that arise on the boards. I hope you will all accept my appology. :)

BEND OVER

[FS]

sycophant.

[Dole]

blah faggot blah faggot blah faggot blah faggot

[kellychaos]

Dipshitness is like ugly. You either are or you are not. This whole thread has been a pathetic attempt by you to live beyond your mental means. Embrace your dumbassness and be at peace with your true self.

[Rongi]

test

[Seven Force]

Don't apologize. Seriously! WTF?! Just do what you're going to do or leave! It's that simple. Besides, it's just a message board. They're gonna ride on you cause your new. Period. Just think of it like a club or school or something.

[Seven Force]

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars.

Stop saying that. It's one thing to be a bastard, but not like this; not like this. :(

:lol @ Mr. Oysterhead

[ziggytrix]

Just think of it like a club or school or something.

WTF?

[Seven Force]

Just think of it like a club or school or something.

WTF?

I DON'T KNOW! lol

By the time I got through talking I lost my point and started saying random shit. :lol

[Jeanette X]

Mad Max is an idiot, and his screen name disgraces a fine movie.
Anyway, yes, making a thread to apologize is stupid. But the overreaction by everyone else is even stupider.

[Anonymous]

Mad Max is an idiot, and his screen name disgraces a fine movie.
Anyway, yes, making a thread to apologize is stupid. But the overreaction by everyone else is even stupider.

And refering to me in any way is just plain fucktardery, you fucking fuck cunt.

Stop smelling like a fucking mortuary, and clean your fucking snatch after Spring Break every once in awhile you goddamn jizz whore.

:lol

[Jeanette X]

Mad Max is an idiot, and his screen name disgraces a fine movie.
Anyway, yes, making a thread to apologize is stupid. But the overreaction by everyone else is even stupider.

And refering to me in any way is just plain fucktardery, you fucking fuck cunt.

Stop smelling like a fucking mortuary, and clean your fucking snatch after Spring Break every once in awhile you goddamn jizz whore.

:lol

My snatch is squeaky clean, thank you. I suggest you push back your foreskin for the true source of that smell.

[Anonymous]

Mad Max is an idiot, and his screen name disgraces a fine movie.
Anyway, yes, making a thread to apologize is stupid. But the overreaction by everyone else is even stupider.

And refering to me in any way is just plain fucktardery, you fucking fuck cunt.

Stop smelling like a fucking mortuary, and clean your fucking snatch after Spring Break every once in awhile you goddamn jizz whore.

:lol

My snatch is squeaky clean, thank you. I suggest you push back your foreskin for the true source of that smell.

Scrubbing your snatch with rancid bull dyke saliva doesn't make it squeaky clean, fucktardette. And the joke's on you, I gave already my foreskin to UNICEF.

:lol

[Jeanette X]

And the joke's on you, I gave already my foreskin to UNICEF.

:lol

The fuck? :confused

At least my insults make sense...

[Anonymous]

And the joke's on you, I already gave my foreskin to UNICEF.

:lol

The fuck? :confused

At least my insults make sense...

They still suck though, fucktardette.

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars.

:lol

[Terra]

Wow.

Now that's power.

All hail!!

[Anonymous]

HAHAHAHAHA! That's two of that fucktard Spaz's threads cast down into hell! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Seven Force]

lmfao :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

HEY YOU GUYS LOOK I'M MAD MAX:

Fucktard :lol

[Anonymous]

Boy for someone who idolizes me, you sure have a lot of hostility, fucktard.

:lol

[kellychaos]

I'm making a thread to apologize for the apology about the apology ... infinity + 1 ... WTF? ... Shut the hell up ... apologetically speaking, of course. :/

[ThisIsWitty]

Boy for someone who idolizes me, you sure have a lot of hostility, fucktard.

:lol


You're delusional. >:

[Anonymous]

I confess that I think Max is cool and I respect him some.

When I came here and saw some of his posts I was like 'wow, he's cool. He doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks, and some of the stuff he thinks of is pretty funny!

You're in denial fucktard. :lol

Just give in, I'll even let you have the honor of being fucktard 1st class! :lol

[Father §p@z]

Mad Max is an idiot, and his screen name disgraces a fine movie.

Well said. Because of that jackass, whenever I see or hear the name "Mad Max" I'm going to think of a cunt who calls people fucktards, rather than one of my favorite sci-fi flicks.

[Anonymous]

Whenever I see or hear the name "Mad Max" I'm going to think that funny guy who calls people fucktards, rather than one of my favorite sci-fi flicks which I jerk off to, because I like the way Mel Gibson looks in leather .

:lol