Ganon: Racism in Action

[Qlippoth]

I'd have to say that Ganondorf in Zelda 64 was the most anti-semitic video game character I've ever seen. He's a characature of a stereotypical jew, with his dark skin, red hair and oversized nose. Also, he's referred to as a thief. The Japanese must hate God's chosen people. They're probably even responsible for the holocaust; Germans wouldn't stand for that sort of thing. But what can you expect from the Japanese, evil runs in their blood. God, I hate racism.

[Qlippoth]

Note to moderators: the above statement was satirical, and not meant to be offensive.

[DeadKennedys]

Note to Qlippoth: You're a fucking moron.

[FS]

OMG this is pretty offensive

[Qlippoth]

Sorry, I didn't think this would be taken seriously. How do you remove a post?

[Qlippoth]

Sometimes I go to far with my humor, which only I find funny.

[Qlippoth]

It's saying "error in deleting post."

[James]

I was pretty offended at first, but then I read that you were just joking. Then I thought it was pretty funny.

Ganon's not a Jew. :lol

[FS]

never mind I replied to the wrong topic *LOL*

[Captain Goodtimes]

That's for stopping by Qlippoth. :)

[HickMan]

I can't pronounce his name :(

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Ganon was a giand dog/rat thing wasnt he? i think he means Aghanim

[HickMan]

fucking nerd

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Aghanim was the wizard who broke the seal to release Ganon in link to the past

[HickMan]

shut up nerd

[Emu]

yeah stfu

and he was a pig

[Immortal Goat]

Aghanim was the wizard who broke the seal to release Ganon in link to the past

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe he is referring do GannonDORF, from OoT, not Ganon, from ALttP.

*saving Hickman some time*

NERD!

[DeadKennedys]

Ganon is an evil pig demon.

Ganondorf is his human form.

Agahnim is only in A Link to the Past, and he helped bring Ganon into the world. The character Ganondorf didn't appear until OoT, before that there was only Ganon.

:(

[James]

None of this matters anyway, you know. The Zelda series has a story as coherent and consistent as a soap opera. In the next game, Ganondorf will be Link's father, and Zelda will be from an ancient race of Moblins with learning disabilities.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

the next one's supposed to be really dark toned and violent.

[James]

I can't believe you don't shut up.

[Father §p@z]

Ganon was a giand dog/rat thing wasnt he? i think he means Aghanim
He was a pig you retard.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

my god do yu even read every post or just the first 11 posts then Reply?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

EEGAGGADDD

[Father §p@z]

my god do yu even read every post or just the first 11 posts then Reply?
Yes, I just don't like you. Also, Gannon can't be a Jew, because He turns into a pig, and jewish law forbids Jews from eating/becoming pigs.

[Burger Lord]

did the ancient Hebrews have the problem of magicly turning into pigs? Is that what happens when they eat shellfish?

[Crying Baby Jesus]

oyvay

[pjalne]

This thread has ruined my day. For real. >:

[ThisIsWitty]

So wait Gannon was in ALttP and Ganon was in OoT?

I always thought they were the same person wtf?

[al_thebastard]

No, Gannon is the original from NES.
Ganon is his second cousin, well, technically he's his uncle, but they're only three years apart.
Then you got Ganondorf, who is their great grandfather, but the thing is he's really just barely related because see he was stationed in Japan back in the war and while he was there he fell in love with Gannon's great grandmother, after the child was born they moved to Hyrule, but then the next war was starting, and they shipped Ganon's grandma to an internment camp, where she died of typhoid. It's really sad actually, a very dark spot in Hyrules history. I think they even omit it from the text books today.

[DeadKennedys]

So wait Gannon was in ALttP and Ganon was in OoT?

I always thought they were the same person wtf?

He's always been Ganon with one N.

[Father §p@z]

did the ancient Hebrews have the problem of magicly turning into pigs? Is that what happens when they eat shellfish?
:lol

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"No, Gannon is the original from NES.
Ganon is his second cousin, well, technically he's his uncle, but they're only three years apart.
Then you got Ganondorf, who is their great grandfather, but the thing is he's really just barely related because see he was stationed in Japan back in the war and while he was there he fell in love with Gannon's great grandmother, after the child was born they moved to Hyrule, but then the next war was starting, and they shipped Ganon's grandma to an internment camp, where she died of typhoid. It's really sad actually, a very dark spot in Hyrules history. I think they even omit it from the text books today"
:lol

[Anonymous]

This was almost as impressive as Mad Max's big entry!