wow... the US has some fucked up kids.

[MetalMilitia]

Boy, 11, charged in sexual assault of woman, 76 (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/22/elderly.assault.ap/index.html)

[FS]

The woman, who lived alone, told police she was taking a sponge bath in the kitchen

That promiscuous cocktease. No wonder the kid tried to fuck her! Just her old, wrinkled form, a sponge, and all the world's eyes to see her.

"I'm very hurt because my son was raised as a good boy," she said outside court. She complained that police abused the boys to obtain confessions.

Oh yeah, not my boy, why I never. :rolleyes

[Carnivore]

The majority of the patients I see are elderly and some of them are found naked from time to time. As one who has been forced to behold such horror, all I can say to this story is :puke

I just try to focus on the rare occasions I get called to UMass for the naked, college chicks passed out in the bathroom.

[thebiggameover]

In court Wednesday, the 11-year-old facing the less serious charges called out, "Hi, Mom" after spotting his adoptive mother.

good god. WHY ARE THESE KIDS PLAYING VICE CITY?