View Full Version : I-Mock shirts come to Springfield, MO.
Terra
Sep 29th, 2004, 10:26 AM
Last night I went to a party at SMSU and I saw three I-Mock shirts being worn there! These guys only lurk but it appears there is a heavy fan base out here. Of lurkers (or so they told me)! I'm impressed. Keep up the good work everybody!
That is all.
davinxtk
Sep 29th, 2004, 10:41 AM
Lots of people who browse the site completely overlook the "forums" button. I've heard the site mentioned on other message boards a few times, always in an appreciative manner, but everyone always talks about i-mockery.com, not i-mockery.net. I've never once identified a single member of another board I'm at here.
That said, I'll gut the first lurker I find in public, and I promise to hit the PYPH thread before I get arrested :)
Dole
Sep 29th, 2004, 10:43 AM
I promise to hit the PYPH thread
any excuse!!
Did these people actually say 'Hi, Im a Lurker'??
Cosmo Electrolux
Sep 29th, 2004, 10:46 AM
I think I would beat the shit out of someone who introduced themselves as a lurker....that's like saying. "Hello, I lick urinal cakes"......
Terra
Sep 29th, 2004, 10:46 AM
No, Dole.
I was waiting for the "Hi, I'm NEW" introduction, at which point I would have fired away. One guy looked like davinxtk except he wore glasses. Which was fine with me...
Anonymous
Sep 29th, 2004, 04:54 PM
I met a guy at a sports bar once who apparently lurks here and is a fan of mine :<
He bought us dinner :<
Terra
Sep 29th, 2004, 06:44 PM
Yeah, they have a list of favorites that post here and a few that they don't care for (though I didn't recognize any characters that they didn't like) but overall, they really like the forum. :) One of them said he was disappointed that I wasn't this way in "real" life but I assured him I was and verbally beat him to death. I don't think he showed up in class today. Oh well. :/
Mr. Vagiclean
Sep 29th, 2004, 06:49 PM
somehow this is just blowing my MIND
McClain
Sep 29th, 2004, 08:13 PM
I once met someone who had used the word Mockery in a sentence.
ItalianStereotype
Sep 29th, 2004, 08:18 PM
Yeah, they have a list of favorites that post here and a few that they don't care for (though I didn't recognize any characters that they didn't like)
share!
pjalne
Sep 29th, 2004, 08:21 PM
Please tell me more about this "real world".
whoreable
Sep 29th, 2004, 08:36 PM
fuck meat space
Black Flag
Sep 29th, 2004, 09:01 PM
none of this is true
pissed off salesman
Sep 29th, 2004, 09:03 PM
Except for the anal sex.
Anonymous
Sep 29th, 2004, 09:17 PM
My story actually is true and I thought it was hilarious ;<
Raize
Sep 29th, 2004, 09:17 PM
That's funny, I'm just the opposite. I don't give two shits about the website, I just post in the forums. If you ask me, the forums are hell of a lot more entertaining due to the low-life shit that seems to live here.
Terra
Sep 29th, 2004, 10:30 PM
We prefer the term "bottom feeder." The "lowlife's" are the lurkers who do not have the cojones to show their faces here.
nothing4buddha
Sep 29th, 2004, 10:32 PM
so are they like ..... watching us :chatter
Terra
Sep 29th, 2004, 10:33 PM
Don't worry Budda. Your the cool one. ;)
davinxtk
Sep 30th, 2004, 04:51 AM
There's a lurker that looks like me?
That's kinda scary. At least I've got better vision than he does, though. Most of the rest of you, too, in fact. 20/18 :)
Jixby Phillips
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:47 AM
what do they think of me and also what do YOU think of me
Dole
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:56 AM
The thought of people 'lurking' here and being 'fans' of people who post here, makes me want to throw up out of my own eyeballs.
Should these people actually exist (which I doubt), and just so happpen to be reading: SUICIDE IS YOUR ONLY POSSIBLE OPTION UNLESS YOU TURN OFF THE PC RIGHT NOW AND GO OUTSIDE
Killer Manatee
Sep 30th, 2004, 07:27 AM
I've lurked for a while and finally got up the nugs to post. Does that make me better than the lurkers?
Probably not cause I suck anyways.
Dole
Sep 30th, 2004, 08:50 AM
Not sucking has never been a pre-requisite to posting. Quite the reverse.
Cosmo Electrolux
Sep 30th, 2004, 08:58 AM
you are correct...the harder you suck, the more likely you are to post.....
Dole
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:17 AM
up the nugs
Zhukov
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:49 AM
Why does it take guts and determination to post on a message board? Surely typing your thoughts on the internet is the most piss weak thing a person can do with their life.
Killer Manatee
Sep 30th, 2004, 10:07 AM
Touché, Comrade..
dreaddi
Sep 30th, 2004, 11:18 AM
The thought of people 'lurking' here and being 'fans' of people who post here, makes me want to throw up out of my own eyeballs.
Should these people actually exist (which I doubt), and just so happpen to be reading: SUICIDE IS YOUR ONLY POSSIBLE OPTION UNLESS YOU TURN OFF THE PC RIGHT NOW AND GO OUTSIDE
:(
I'm going jogging now. Is that ok?
Dole
Sep 30th, 2004, 11:51 AM
Technically
Cosmo Electrolux
Sep 30th, 2004, 12:09 PM
what kind of fag posts to a message board to tell the world that they're going jogging? Goddamned Newbies....the boards were much better back when............
Terra
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:28 PM
Actually it was the overall site that they liked. And not specifically JUST the message forum. I saw the shirts and went up to talk to them. Later on it got around that they enjoy reading the posts on this forum. AChimp got really high points as did Jixby and there were some others that normally post on the other forums that I don't really know that well whose posts they enjoyed.
Mockery
Sep 30th, 2004, 10:39 PM
Pretty cool. What shirts were they wearing anyway? The original "Cynical Bastard" I-Mockery shirts or the glow-in-the-dark skull ones?
Captain Goodtimes
Sep 30th, 2004, 10:39 PM
I met a fan of mine once, his name was mark riddles, swell guy, gave me a handjob too!
Killer Manatee
Oct 1st, 2004, 12:40 AM
So that was YOU!
Terra
Oct 1st, 2004, 08:39 AM
Pretty cool. What shirts were they wearing anyway? The original "Cynical Bastard" I-Mockery shirts or the glow-in-the-dark skull ones?
They were the glow in the dark ones. They look great BTW. Now I want one. I shall be submitting my order when payday rolls around. :)
Mockery
Oct 1st, 2004, 09:17 AM
Cool, glad ya liked 'em. I really need to wear mine sometime, but I always feel weird wearing a shirt for my own site. I'm definitely happy with how they came out though.
whoreable
Oct 1st, 2004, 09:29 AM
yea its a great shirt, if only i could find mine :(
Terra
Oct 1st, 2004, 09:55 AM
Yeah, I'm ready to begin a cult for I-Mock out here. The initiation rite is going to be a purchase of the shirt followed by a thorough public hazing by me (at Ebbit's Field Bar and Grille) and then they need to log on and have my liege Lord Max work them over in Mock Wars. They can bypass that uncomfortable noob stage if they succeed.
After that, I'll buy them a keg of beer for their Saturday night lock in. They won't be worth shit after the initiation. But the shirts will be worn every Saturday night if they want to stay with it.
Membership has it's privileges. :conspiracy
Black Flag
Oct 1st, 2004, 11:11 AM
people don't like you
Mockery
Oct 1st, 2004, 11:29 AM
yea its a great shirt, if only i could find mine :(
YOU LOST IT? :o
pjalne
Oct 1st, 2004, 11:38 AM
BANNED
whoreable
Oct 1st, 2004, 12:10 PM
No I just lost the combination to the fireproof jewel safe that I keep behind the civil war portriat of my great great great grandfather, that I store the shirt in.
Terra
Oct 1st, 2004, 07:24 PM
people don't like you
Oh well, tootise! But they should still get the I Mock shirt. :)
Anonymous
Oct 1st, 2004, 10:55 PM
Dole, don't be gay. I don't lie. >;
Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 2nd, 2004, 12:54 AM
we can be walking SPAM!
Dole
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:16 AM
Don't be gay??
Anonymous
Oct 2nd, 2004, 02:21 PM
NO GAYNESS! (Sitcom laughter ensues)
Helm
Oct 2nd, 2004, 02:54 PM
liege Lord
You feel the heat, you burn to my TOUCH
FS
Oct 2nd, 2004, 04:38 PM
YOU GOT THE TOUCH
YOU GOT THE POWER
Mockery
Oct 2nd, 2004, 04:50 PM
YOU GOT THE TOUCH
YOU GOT THE POWER
Haha, I can never get that song out of my head after watching the Transformers movie.
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