Saying no to a girl

[Zhukov]

I am guessing that a girl that says things like: "I am lonely" "I need a boyfriend" "Why don't you have a girlfriend?" "You would be a great boyfriend" "We have so much in common" "I just need a nice guy in my life" "you are such a nice guy" and laughs at all my lame jokes and compliments me on every idiot thing I do wants to be my girlfriend or something. I think I am right.

I really like her as a friend, and it seems to annoy her when I play dumb to the hints that she drops. I don't want to have to keep dodging all the time, but I don't want to be mean or sound like I am too good for her or something.

What is a good way to word "I don't want you as a girlfriend" ?

Don't just say "I don't want you as a girlfriend" because that is too harsh.

[DeadKennedys]

You might as well just say "I don't want you as my girlfriend," because she'll be pissed off either way.

[The One and Only...]

Say, "When I lead the revolution, your death will be quick and painless."

That should get her to leave you alone.

OR...

When she brings up relationships in general, you might want to say something that hints you want to be alone.

Example:

Girl: "Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
You: "I'm sort of enjoying being single. I don't really want one right now."

That way, you're being general rather than targeting her specifically.

[kellychaos]

Translation: I'm looking prospectively at everyone else BUT you.

She'd see right through that. Girls are smart that way. The only thing that you accomplish in saying that is that you're saying what you wanted to say without actually saying it. It's a coward's way out.

In conclusion, be honest. She'll still be into you and try her darndest to change you and/or eventually win you over. You will continue to evade her ardorous moves. You both will still be in the same situation, albeit pathetic, but at least everything will out in the open. The End.

[Black Flag]

i say rape her, am i right guys!?

[Black Flag]

come on, dude, that joke is sooooooo two weeks ago!

[Black Flag]

i just got you all

[kellychaos]

Listen to all that yellin'. That dewd is SO not gellin'!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

RAPE + MICROPHONE = RAPEAPHONE

[BlueOatmeal]

"I am a fag!" Works every damn time. A little too well though :(

[Killer Manatee]

"I'll be your boyfriend if you can do this."

Then show her a picture of goatse.

[Raize]

I am the expert at scaring women away. And I'm fscking hot which is why I have to be good at it.

First off, debate politics with her. There's bound to be something you don't have in common, so focus on that and argue with her. I personally enjoy my right to own a gun. When I mention it, chicks quit thinking of me as husband material.

If you're not fit to be a husband, you're not fit to be a boyfriend.

Second, quit holding the door for her if you always do so. When I found out some bitch still had feelings for me after I talked about legalizing prostitution, I quit doing all those things that you're supposed to do. I would constantly be the first in line when we went to order food or beer, I would talk smack when I beat her in pool, and I would let the door swing shut so she had to stick her hand out to catch it.

Third, start oogling other women when she is present. Especially the ugly ones. You have no idea how much of a turnoff that is to women. Occasionally though, you have to watch yourself, because some of them bitches are smart and if they see you grunting and groaning when a fat chick walks in, they'll ask if you want to be introduced and immediately go up and start talking to the insecure fat sluts.

Generally, it's a good idea to just avoid women altogether. They are all scheming and full of themselves. Just today some sluts dressed all pretty in black dresses were in my god damn way on the way up to the bar. One of them even had the fucking balls to wait for me to say "excuse me" Thankfully, another of them knew I was trying to get through and nudged her friend to the side.

The other thing you can do is just tell her you don't want to date but you'd be happy to let her give you a blow job. But I'd save that one for when you don't even want her as a friend anymore. And that day will come. Want to know why? Cause if you don't want to date her, chances are, she's fscking ugly or fat. You won't want to hang out with her forever or she might grow on you and then you'll be forced to marry her and give her the babies she keeps talking about. Don't be gullible, kick that hoe to the gutter now, not later.

[Terra]

And live happily ever after with your hand. :)

[Anonymous]

What is a good way to word "I don't want you as a girlfriend" ?


"Its not that I don't like the way you suck my dick, but I think we should just stay mother and son."

:lol

[executioneer]

uh oh this raize fellow is hardcore:eek
i think mad max has got some competition, look out buddy :eek

[thebiggameover]

just bang her, but be an ass about it. i'm sure that will set things right...

[Anonymous]

It will set things fscking right, am i right guys

[Zhukov]

I don't want to drive her away, because I like her as a friend, but I talked politics anyway.

I haven't known her for too long, so she doesn't know my leanings. When I brought up that I was a communist she said it was "Cute". She seems very apathetic towards politics and she agreed with everything I said.

You are all very hilarious, so maybe some real help would be good.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Just ask her about her intentions and explain your position. I think that being up front and honest works best.

[Zhukov]

Explaining my position sounds like a good idea. I am in a bit of a position at the moment.

Cheers.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

how would YOU like to be turned down? I think I would prefer the truth.....and a beer....maybe buy her a beer.....

[AChimp]

It's gotta be harsh right off the bat. Bite her head off and she'll never like you again. It will be painful for her at first, but better for her in the long run because she won't be pining for you.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no way, man...he wants to stay friends. >:

[Ihach]

chimp, that seems like the worst idea ever, especially since he wants to stay friends

[AChimp]

It was never meant to be, dudes. >_<

[kellychaos]

Explaining my position sounds like a good idea. I am in a bit of a position at the moment.

Cheers.

She's still going to be puppy-dogging you. Although I feel you think that she is nice (whatever that means), I sense that you really don't respect her (Re: communism is "cute"). She seems to want a relationship and will forgive you, if she is even aware of, what she considers your foibles. My question to you is, "What are YOU getting out of this relationship ... and don't give me this "friends" business." I hate to sound masogynistic, but guys are generally in it for the seks. Really, what do you want out of this? Honesty with yourself should be your first concern. :whenharrymetsally

[the[Hitman]]

Just explain to her that in your communist regime, you would rather have her in the harem than beside you.

[FS]

kelly, I don't think that just because someone can say stupid things, you can't be friends with them. My dad sometimes says stuff that makes me curl my toes, but I still love 'im.

HAHA YES TERRA IN THAT WAY

[Zhukov]

how would YOU like to be turned down? I think I would prefer the truth.....and a beer....maybe buy her a beer.....

I bought her a vanilla slice.

The hard part was bringing it up, then I told her I was already after someone else, and being more than friends with her would feel like she was some kind of cop out. I don't want that because I respect her, and don't feel the need to have sex with her and I want to be friends.

She was ok about it and we hung out and it was all ok.

Special thanks Cosmo Eletrolux.

[Terra]

HAHA YES TERRA IN THAT WAY

Oh FS, I wasn't going to say anything. :)

Congratulations Zhukov. I know it's hard to handle touchy situations like that and I'm glad you guys worked it out. :)

[AChimp]

Good. A vanilla slice is just the kind of harsh that I was talking about. She hates you now, man. You're in the clear. :picklehat

[Helm]

communist she said it was "Cute"

what the gay?

If she really wants you, be ready to turn her down nicely a few times more, though. She doesn't want to be your friend, probably, and it will show and become increasingly difficult for her and eventually for you.

[Zhukov]

Great. Thanks. :(

[AChimp]

You might have to whip out the chocolate mousse or the mocha latte. :eek

[Terra]

Only if he wants to whip things up again and get laid. :) She'll be a sucker for a mocha latte.

[Command Prompt]

Lattes suck. Cappacinnos or whatever are so much better :yum

[Terra]

Cappuccinos=too heavy. Better sex with a latte. It's lighter and without strings attached. :)

[Zhukov]

She moved on pretty quickly, and I feel not that irresistable anymore. I probably would have enjoyed turning her down again.

Does that make me a cunt?

[Helm]

Well you felt it so it doesn't make you a cunt to be truthful about it. If you went and told that to her face though, likeso:

- Hey, about that other time? Do you still uh, you know, are you still interested?

- Uh, oh god! I guess, umm... yeah. What, are you?

- No. Fuck you. Bitch.


That'd make a bit of a cunt. You'd be one of my favourite people ever, though.

[kellychaos]

You communist attention whore!

[point_RKO]

What is a good way to word "I don't want you as a girlfriend" ?


I really recommend you to tell this into her face :bow

"Hey! I want you to meet someone. His name is -RoG-. He likes to mock pop culture whenever he has his grubby hands on! He's the coolest guy in the world! Don't you wanna meet him? Aren't you interested? -Rog- is unique among any men, even me-in this world!

Hey, did I mention that he has a website? Actually, he had this secret organization with Pickleman. Know Pickleman?... He's a great guy I tell ya!'" :rock

[Big McLargehuge]

Thanks for the advice man