Man, I got that bikini zone stuble!

[BlueOatmeal]

A few days back I shaved my "region" and I'm telling it looked like the absolute bomb. But now I'm getting that damn 5 o'clock shadow shit and its just fucking up my whole day. Its red and itchy as a motherfucker. Anybody got any tips for me?

[Supafly345]

Well, the ingrown hairs and infections are pretty much garaunteed if this is your first time. So get ready for plenty of pus, and soreness unless you can keep the rubbing down to a minimal. But since I am sure you have several women attacking your crotch at any point of the day, this will be much harder than it sounds.

[Anonymous]

after you shave close, apply a stick deodorant to the area and it should help a little with ingrown hairs.

[BlueOatmeal]

godammit fucking thanks!

[Killer Manatee]

Also try cleaning the area a bit (no open sores, pus oozing or anything) and apply JUST A LITTLE bit of petroleum jelly.

[Terra]

What's scary is that the guys are posting here with advice.

Blue Oatmeal, keep shaving dude. Your life is over..down there. :)

[Dole]

They've all shaved their pubes! Eww...put them together it would look like a collection of freakishly large infants.

[Terra]

It's a shame, really.

There's nothing I love better in the morning than listening to the sand papery sound of a guy scratching his balls. Think of the pleasure your robbing your women the next day, you guys.

[Killer Manatee]

I used to shave, don't anymore. I was on a high school swim team. It was the thing to do.

No, I didn't show them off!

[Dixie]

i prefer the waxing. you don't get the prickly stubble as much. also shaving can be so unsanitary, you can get bacterial infections easily from razors. i'm paranoid against the germs.

[Jeanette X]

I'm prone to bikini bumps myself. Try using one of these, I found they work well:
http://www.bikini-touch.com/

[FS]

I like to shave it in patterns that resemble beards of famous historical figures and take pictures in equally histocial settings.

This month: Rasputin, Moscow. And it's cold in Moscow... so very cold.

[BlueOatmeal]

It's a shame, really.

There's nothing I love better in the morning than listening to the sand papery sound of a guy scratching his balls. Think of the pleasure your robbing your women the next day, you guys.

What women? Am I right guys?!?!?!

[bigtimecow]

shaving the pubes is fine (above the dick) but the balls are a kind of hard task. but i love the hair on my balls.

[Jixby Phillips]

I love it too!

[Rongi]

this thread is fucking gross

[BlueOatmeal]

I don't think Terra is going to call. :( All that work for nothing!

[Zomboid]

Yeah, I shaved down there once last year and had the same problem so I'd just been trimming ever since until a couple days ago. No problems yet :rave

[the[Hitman]]

Sweet Jesus. Society is full of metrosexual faggots.

[executioneer]

loveline forum 'tards

[Ninjavenom]

Shave with the grain.

[Terra]

I don't think Terra is going to call. :( All that work for nothing!

Wait. You shaved your cock and balls so I would call you? How old are you??

[pissed off salesman]

Real men shave their packages with straight razors and toxic chemicals.

[BlueOatmeal]

I don't think Terra is going to call. :( All that work for nothing!

Wait. You shaved your cock and balls so I would call you? How old are you??


Im 18 with a car! VROOOOOOOM!

[Crying Baby Jesus]

I'm 15 and have two Trucks whats yer fucking point?

If all else fails oatmeal, CHOP CHOP CHOP!

[BlueOatmeal]

Shut up fag. I'm trying to be smooth. :pimp

[Terren]

Beer!! Lots of Beer!! Inside and out. That is the only way to cure your stupidity.


But don't worry, as the saying goes, Time heals all

[Terra]

I have a brother!

[Terren]

And I have a ?

[Zhukov]

But does he like cricket???????

[Terren]

Who cares Kiwi??

[pjalne]

Oh brother, what now?

[Terra]

And I have a ?

Your new. I shall have to direct you to my "Who likes big tits" thread over in loveline. Which, I think needs to be a prerec when people log into this place. Or at least stickied. :sleaze

[Dole]

I should imagine several of the male members of this forum have already 'stickied' over that thread.

[bigtimecow]

if anyone needs to shave your cock then :lol

[Command Prompt]

I like boobs! I want pictures too! :)

[Jixby Phillips]

Your new. I shall have to direct you to my "Who likes big tits" thread over in loveline. Which, I think needs to be a prerec when people log into this place. Or at least stickied. :sleaze

Oh jesus I do hate you

[Anonymouse]

Using baby powder also helps.

[Jixby Phillips]

]Sweet Jesus. Society is full of metrosexual faggots.

yeah we should beat the shit out of them all am i right hitman

[LegoLars]

I've got those!

ON MY ASS!

hillarious!

[The One and Only...]

Dammit, guys, you're supposed to love your body hair. If your nickname is Guerilla, pat yourself on the back.

[Terra]

And if your unable to find your weenie, shave the hair around there like Blue Oatmeal did. :) It'll be the bomb.

[Helm]

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[The One and Only...]

If a man's penis is so small that his hair covers it up, Terra, then he's hardly a man.

[Rongi]

Q Are we men?
A We are Devo!

[pjalne]

If a man's penis is so small that his hair covers it up, Terra, then he's hardly a man.

He better lose some weight then M I RITE

[HickMan]

U R

[davinxtk]

Dammit, guys, you're supposed to love your body hair. If your nickname is Guerilla, pat yourself on the back.
It's gorilla, tubby. I think that's probably the dumbest homophone screw-up I've ever seen. Aren't you the one who used to brag about his intellect constantly?

Also, body hair is a yucky, fuzzy, gross, sweat-collecting obstructor of cleanliness. I used to shave my pubes but I haven't gotten any action in so long that I really don't bother anymore.

[Terra]

If a man's penis is so small that his hair covers it up, Terra, then he's hardly a man.

Yeah I think the "fat theory" pretty much explains it that way too.

[Helm]

Why don't you fuck Terra, davin? She doesn't care. Also remember to break her face and her keyboard maybe one on the other kthnxbye

[the[Hitman]]

]Sweet Jesus. Society is full of metrosexual faggots.

yeah we should beat the shit out of them all am i right hitman

Totally right. I have curbed faggots since the 80s.

[The One and Only...]

[quote=The One and Only...]Yeah I think the "fat theory" pretty much explains it that way too.

My dick was still quite visible in my fatass days.

And davin, even if that were true (which I would dispute), what the hell would that have to do with pubic shaving?

[Terra]

Why don't you fuck Terra, davin? She doesn't care. Also remember to break her face and her keyboard maybe one on the other kthnxbye

No need to get all huffy because I don't go out with guys who have wrinkly dicks. Jesus you "gricks" are one touchy bunch of fuckwads. Next time iron the fucking thing out before you ask.

[Anonymous]

When you have more dicks aimed at you than missiles in the cold war, you can afford to be picky.

And hilarious. Can't forget hilarious.

[BlueOatmeal]

My "unit" sure does look big without all that hair!

[BlueOatmeal]

Ok now I'm thinking this wasn't my best idea. Its looking pretty haggerd and red. Godammit why must I do these things to myself.

[Prince Valium]

You might wanna hose your boyfriend's ass off your lotus patch first next time dude.

[ItalianStereotype]

what a knee-slapper! he sure got you there, Oatmeal!

[tenno]

0_0 my my my how urban

[BlueOatmeal]

Dammit Prince Valium! You ruined my thead about pubic shaving.