DO LADIES LIKE FLOWERS WHEN THEY ARE SICK?

[HickMan]

I DONT KNOW HELP GUYS

[Matt Harty]

THEY LIKE FLOWERS ALL THE TIME YOU GET BALLOONS THAT SAY "GET BETTER SOON" WHEN THEY ARE SICK

THOUGH

[AChimp]

TEH LADIES ALWAYS LIKE A GOOD RAPING AM I RIGHT GUYS? :lol

[BlueOatmeal]

Nothing says "I like you" than a vagina bleeding from forceable entry.

[Terra]

Only from sexy monkeys AChimp and that means YOU. :love

But if your not a sexy monkee like the Chimpster, the flowers would be really sweet, Hickman. :)

[Helm]

Yup. Still hate Terra.

[Terra]

Good.

[The Damp Moose]

When she opens her mouth up real wide to sneaze or cough punch her right in the chest.

[AChimp]

I'm really turned on now. :eek

[HickMan]

WELL THANKS TERRA BUT THE GIRL I LIKE ISN'T A TOTAL SLUT SO I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WOULD ACT THE SAME WAY

[Terra]

Your right, dude. The only chick you would know would be a dead one.

[HickMan]

AT LEAST SHE'S NOT A SAUSAGE MANIAC

[Terra]

Maybe if you has a "sausage" she would be?

[Sam]

SILLY HICKMAN, LADIES ARE FLOWERS. :rolleyes

[HickMan]

OMFG CALLGIRL LEZBOZ

[FS]

maaaan that you-don't-have-a-dick put-down is still KING OF THE RING, baby

[BlueOatmeal]

I bet my sausage would make her feel really good! :omfgimsolonely

[executioneer]

HINT DONT GIVE FLOWERS TO LADIEZ WHO ARE IN THE HOSPIDAL FROM CHRONIC ALLERGY PROBLEMS WORD 2 THA WIZE :x :x :x

[DamnthatDavid]

Good advice.

Also don't give the girl beautiful wild flowers, only later finding out that they are mildly poisionus. (The skin rash lasted a bit longer then that relationship.) :sleep

[Dole]

erm...SOMETHING IN CAPS

[kellychaos]

Tulips on her organ.

[Supafly345]

erm...SOMETHING IN CAPSI JUST SCROLLED THROUGH THIS THREAD TO MAKE SURE NOBODY MADE THIS TYPE OF JOKE ALREADY BUT THEN YOU RUINED IT

[HickMan]

THANKS WILLIE I HOPE SHE ISN'T GOING TO DIE :x

[eggyolk]

ALRIGHT

[HickMan]

SHUT UP