NEW MINIMOCK: "KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!"

[Mockery]

Ahhh, finally, it's done. I've been meaning to do a big in-depth feature on this classic b-movie for a looong time. Now that Halloween is rolling around, I figured the timing would be perfect. So after several days o' work, the piece is online and ready for you to check out.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/killerklowns-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/killer-klowns)
NEW MINIMOCK: "KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/killer-klowns

Enjoy the clowny doom!

[Psykk]

w00t!

[Supafly345]

I was starting to think this movie was too retardedly famous to be a feature. But right when I was my most vulnerable-- wham, I am caught off guard by a suprise I didn't expect.

Now I can finally know what the movie is like without actually seeing it. Or more accurately, now I can know what the movie is like, since I will never see it.

[marshalldylan1]

I have a question

What ever happened to the clowns messing around in the store? And they put everything on the counter.

[marshalldylan1]

Sorry for double posting....but also....

What happen to when they are at the Burger Place, and the girl sneaks away to see the big clown, with a mallet behind his back.

I was just curious if you left these off on purpose?

[Rez]

i've had this movie for awhile and it's actually pretty good.

i mean, cotton candy cocoons! and it's actually kinda gruesome when they open it up.

it's the most bizarre movie to have commentary to. i mean, it's not "manos.." but it's still a friggin b-movie. we don need the directors to tell us how cheap it was.

[mew barios]

i liked the killer clowns themesong :o

did anyone else notice early in th moovi, mooney sayin 'i'm not gonna let them make a dummy out of me >:'? a delightfully subtle foreshadowing of grimly ironic future events :o

[MrMega]

Just saw this movie about a Year ago with my friends. saw it again during summer, funny movie

[DeadKennedys]

lol mrmega I saw it a few Years ago. pretyy cool haha am i right

[James]

Where IS Protoclown, anyway?

[Seven Force]

YES! :)

Thanks you!

[HickMan]

Great movie. Especially when you watch it with BLCK PEOPLE who are afraid of the movie :o

[eggyolk]

i think ive seen this >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Me and my friends watched this movie instead of going to our prom and it was really fun! My kinda night!

[Big McLargehuge]

Whats a matter Jixby, you weren't pretty enough to get asked to the dance?

[Mockery]

Or more accurately, now I can know what the movie is like, since I will never see it.
Why would you not want to watch such a hilariously well-done b-movie?

I have a question

What ever happened to the clowns messing around in the store? And they put everything on the counter.

What happen to when they are at the Burger Place, and the girl sneaks away to see the big clown, with a mallet behind his back.

I was just curious if you left these off on purpose?

A clown making a mess in a store. Meh, it was a non event for me. Same for the clown and the little girl. If he had actually beaten her with the mallet, then that'd be worth mentioning.

i liked the killer clowns themesong :o

did anyone else notice early in th moovi, mooney sayin 'i'm not gonna let them make a dummy out of me >:'? a delightfully subtle foreshadowing of grimly ironic future events :o
Yup, that themesong is very cheesy and good. That's funny about him saying that in the movie, I never even made the association. Good ear!

Where IS Protoclown, anyway?
He's still around, just not online much. He's doing some work on another Halloween piece, but he hasn't been online much anymore. He's promising to submit some more stuff soon though, but I wouldn't expect him to post on the boards as much as he used too.

[Jixby Phillips]

Whats a matter Jixby, you weren't pretty enough to get asked to the dance?

I asked a pretty gal if she'd like to watch killer klowns from outerspace instead of going to the prom, and she said yes ps she was pretty

[Jixby Phillips]

I WAS MAKING SURE SHE WAS COOL :x

[Big McLargehuge]

Yes, but did you get to wear a pretty dress?

[Jixby Phillips]

i didnt wanna!

thanks for asking!

[Supafly345]

Why would you not want to watch such a hilariously well-done b-movie?The few hours I spend a year watching b-movies are reserved for movies starring Bruce Li, Bruce Le, or Bruce Lei, the kung-fu copycats.

[the_dudefather]

must. watch. movie. again.

saw this YEEEEEEEERRRRRSS ago and i only vaugly remember the insanity

[Jes22]

I saw this movie years ago when I was babysitting, freaked me out then, but now I just think it's funny.
:lol2

[James]

It was on Showtime Beyond this morning. First time I'd ever seen it in its entirity. Only other time was bits and pieces on Sci-Fi.

[Mockery]

The few hours I spend a year watching b-movies are reserved for movies starring Bruce Li, Bruce Le, or Bruce Lei, the kung-fu copycats.
Few hours? That's not nearly enough time dedicated to watching b-movies in an entire year. Not nearly enough. >:

It was on Showtime Beyond this morning. First time I'd ever seen it in its entirity. Only other time was bits and pieces on Sci-Fi.
...and what'd you think?

[sports]

:( the evil clowns in that flick still scare me to this day...

[Anonymous]

Fantastic! Shut up!

[GG Crono 4]

Dude...you ROCK. Killer Klowns is one of my favorate movies. I don't know why. I'm probobly insane. XD

[Rongi]

if by insane you mean "incredibly mediocre human being who will ammount to nothing and spend his days watching invaderzim and jerking off to la blue girl cartoons"

[Rongi]

i'm sorry let me try that again

hi my name i- gofuckyourself

[darkvare]

i remember watching this movie 10 years ago i remember tobacco has a shotgun and shots a clown i loved it is the only movie i remebering from 10 years ago i watched with my sexy cousins (girls) maybe thats a reason :/

[Rongi]

so, my theory that all ICP fans are inbred white trash fatties is proven

[Jixby Phillips]

every time i see sports post i just pretend he said "I'M RETAAAAARDED :(" in a real deep voice and it helps a lot!!!!

[James]

...and what'd you think?

It was... a horror movie about clowns. It was your typical cheesy horror flick, and when you take it for what it is, it's an enjoyable movie. Didn't seem to have any scary moments though, and had some plotholes. But like I said, you take these movies at face value for their cheesiness, and they're great to watch.

[Rez]

[quote=Supafly345]The few hours I spend a year watching b-movies are reserved for movies starring Bruce Li, Bruce Le, or Bruce Lei, the kung-fu copycats.
Few hours? That's not nearly enough time dedicated to watching b-movies in an entire year. Not nearly enough. >:

ohhhh, i think it is for SOME people.

every time i see sports post i just pretend he said "I'M RETAAAAARDED " in a real deep voice and it helps a lot!!!!

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Mike]

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/infeceted.jpg

FUCK!! Now my computer is infeceted!! You bastard!

[ninja wolf]

darkvader said :i remember watching this movie 10 years ago i remember tobacco has a shotgun and shots a clown i loved it is the only movie i remebering from 10 years ago i watched with my sexy cousins (girls) maybe thats a reason
If your a West Virginian I'm ganna kill you for supporting that stereotype. Also this kind of reminds me of the best circus I've ever been to : the had this clown that was supposed to be insane and crap like that , like when they first introduce him he's hanging upside down from wordrobe bars, he also repateadlly scewed things up and tried to kill the ring master. In the end they had the sucurity guards kick him out so he could go backstage, to this day I still wonder what they would've done if someone started shooting :confused

[ninja wolf]

darkvarer said :i remember watching this movie 10 years ago i remember tobacco has a shotgun and shots a clown i loved it is the only movie i remebering from 10 years ago i watched with my sexy cousins (girls) maybe thats a reason
If your a West Virginian I'm ganna kill you for supporting that stereotype. Also this kind of reminds me of the best circus I've ever been to : the had this clown that was supposed to be insane and crap like that , like when they first introduce him he's hanging upside down from wordrobe bars, he also repateadlly scewed things up and tried to kill the ring master. In the end they had the sucurity guards kick him out so he could go backstage, to this day I still wonder what they would've done if someone started shooting :confused

[ninja wolf]

I stated talking after that really long space in my last post.