How many Bush officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Preechr]

None. "There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light."

[Baalzamon]

"and the media never tells you about all the other light bulbs that havent burnt out yet."

[FS]

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"It'll take as many officials as it takes. Maybe today it'll take this many, maybe tomorrow that many. I'm not a psychic. I can't answer questions I don't know the answer to."

[Brandon]

None. "There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light."
:lol

Saw that in Andy Sullivan's blog, too.

[Preechr]

I'm down to about ten places I check everyday now. I'm pretty sure his blog will always be on that list.

[the_dudefather]

how many george bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?

a million! BECAUSE HES SOOO STUPID LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!!

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