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Guitar Woman
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:16 PM
I was planning to stop posting on these boards, but I can't find any better forums so whatever.
Anyway, I went to the Tokyo Game Show this weekend, and SWEET FUCKING JESUS CHRIST, IT WAS AWESOME! They had all kinds of crazy new shit that's sure to keep American geeks satisfied, and I feel the need to report some of them to you.
First of all, FF7 Movie! YAY! It's called "Final Fantasy: Children of Advent" or "Advent Children," but I'm not entirely sure. Anyway, it takes place 2 years after FF7, a time in which Cloud now has the exiting job of a motorcycle delivery boy. One day, he is asked to make a special delivery, and is later attacked by blue haired punks. Unfortunately, that's about all that they showed us, but still. It uses the same smooth computer animation seen in "Spirits Within," so quality is assured.
Second, NEW ZELDA! YAY! Sure, it was only a trailer, but it looks a hell of a lot cooler than Windwaker. No more cell-shaded bullshit for us manly men!
The final big release I remember is the incredibly evil "Play Station Pocket." It is a handheld Playstation (duh) with 32 bit graphics, I believe. It looks pretty cool (for a playstation), but I'll have to stick with my trusty GBA.
Oh, and I played Halo 2. The line was only 10 minutes, because the XBox isn't very popular in Japan, but the game itself was something beyond Awesome. The dual weapon feature kind of took away from the graphics, but it was still pretty good.

So, what have you done with YOUR lives? :lol

Rongi
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:17 PM
i had dinner with my girlfriend and my parents and some other people and later we had sex

no seriously

Guitar Woman
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:19 PM
Yeah, um, good for you.

Emu
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:22 PM
I wrote a chapter in my novel and then retired to the study with a glass of sherry and a book of plays by Shaw.

Rongi
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:23 PM
did you enjoy sitting home and masturbating

Guitar Woman
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:36 PM
Where are the FF7 geeks today? :(
Also lol @ Rongi :lol

Rongi
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:44 PM
they all died from forgetting to take their insulin shots

FF7 fucking blows

Guitar Woman
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:52 PM
No, no it doesn't. FF6 is definently better though.

ItalianStereotype
Oct 11th, 2004, 07:57 PM
seriously, is there anyone who hasn't heard of Advent Children yet?

Captain Goodtimes
Oct 11th, 2004, 08:00 PM
i had dinner with my girlfriend and my parents and some other people and later we had sex

no seriously

you had an orgy with your parents?

Rongi
Oct 11th, 2004, 08:15 PM
i thought father spaz was gonna say that :(

and ff6 can suck my cock till it's dry

HickMan
Oct 11th, 2004, 10:17 PM
all ff games BLOW CHUNKS

ItalianStereotype
Oct 11th, 2004, 11:05 PM
I want someone to answer my fucking question

King Hadas
Oct 11th, 2004, 11:11 PM
Father Saz hadn't heard of it until he saw last nights special episode of X-play. "X-play at the the Tokyo Game Show"

eggyolk
Oct 11th, 2004, 11:25 PM
king hades do u hate mondays they are OK

King Hadas
Oct 11th, 2004, 11:32 PM
mondays are always raining and pies are always getting thrown at you, don't you read Garfield :(

Supafly345
Oct 12th, 2004, 12:00 PM
I don't know what advent children is, other than it has something to do with final fantasy... so I am actually proud to not know anything about advent children. Sounds like an one-a-day pedophile christmas activity.

Guitar Woman
Oct 13th, 2004, 12:43 AM
Father Saz hadn't heard of it until he saw last nights special episode of X-play. "X-play at the the Tokyo Game Show"

Whats Xpley :o

FS
Oct 13th, 2004, 04:23 AM
I think the appropriate response was: "What's X-play? I've never heard of it, so you're wrong about that. Sorry."

James
Oct 13th, 2004, 04:35 AM
Father Spaz even manages to suck at being stupid.

EisigerBiskuit
Oct 18th, 2004, 04:48 PM
he should stop copying you :)