I-MOCK PARENTS THREAD

[mburbank]

Okay, so there's me,
McClain
Sadie
George (Though he's never here anymore)
Fartin
and soon to be Glow.


Who am I missing?


There was a time when it was only me. I like to imagine I have raised the maturity level of the board. Which is a shocking and insulting statement.

[Anonymous]

I know another but I'm not allowed to say :tear

I think Cosmo has kids too?

And GothNAprepsbody.

[HNICPantitude]

I have a daughter

[glowbelly]

i'm pretty sure that geggy has a kid.

chojin, i'll give you a ginger ale if you spill the beans :D

[Mockery]

I gave birth to this site so I demand to be added to this list. >:

[mburbank]

Goth (I MISS IT!) has a lot of nerve insisting a tiny handful of spooge is a daughter.

And Mock, you have a lot of nerve insisting that an oceanload of spooge is a child.


ASND SOME OF THAT SPOOGE IS MINE!!!

[Mockery]

DON'T LISTEN TO UNCLE MAX, SITE, HE'S JUST BEING MEAN! YOU'RE A GOOD WITTLE SITE AREN'T YOOO! AWWWWWWWWWW! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!

[LNSICPantitude]

stepdaughter.

[Jixby Phillips]

pillow fight :/ :/

[Anonymous]

i thought pillowfight was 13 :<

[Jixby Phillips]

:/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I have two kids!!!

[mburbank]

And if you let them go now we can talk about a plea bargain.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!


Sorry I forgot to list you Cosmo. Bad form. I had no idea the Pantydudes were parental.

[LNSICPantitude]

scary isn't it? she'll be six next week.

[Lotida]

I have a daughter! :)

[McClain]

Hello. I am Satan.
http://www.flampoo.com/halle/P0001214a.jpg

[Ninjavenom]

Cecropia didn't have a kid, did she?

[FartinMowler]

Yep, two daughter like Max :) Do I get a prize? :/

[sadie]

aw, mcclain, adorable!

[YugiIsTheBomb]

Hello. I am Satan.
http://www.flampoo.com/halle/P0001214a.jpg

Cute baby, would look better in a Princess of Fairy costume instead.

[sadie]

i appreciate the fact that you don't mind being seen as an adolescent idiot who's all pissed off and has enough time on his/her hands to deal with it in such a moronic manner. great job!

[YugiIsTheBomb]

i appreciate the fact that you don't mind being seen as an adolescent idiot who's all pissed off and has enough time on his/her hands to deal with it in such a moronic manner. great job!

Umm, thanks, I think. Nice avatar BTW

[Immortal Goat]

I have come to the conclusion after reading only two posts by Yugi that he sucks. Is this the general concensus of all of you, or is it just me?

P.S. I have no children, but I DO have an adorable puppy that is messier than a baby.

[Dr. V]

Wow, I never realized how old a lot of you are. Either that or you're all sluts.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I have a son. :)

[glowbelly]

why would it surprise you that there are older people here? the site has a lot to do with 80's stuff. i was born in '75 so i actually remember the 80's. it surprises me that we get 14 year olds to this site. they weren't even born in the 80's.

[Dole]

Never trust anyone born after the release of the original star wars trilogy, thats my philosophy.

[AChimp]

I've got two boys. I keep 'em with me all the time. Real close.

[ziggytrix]

every day i thank god that i never knocked up my ex-wife.

[Mockery]

why would it surprise you that there are older people here? the site has a lot to do with 80's stuff. i was born in '75 so i actually remember the 80's. it surprises me that we get 14 year olds to this site. they weren't even born in the 80's.
I'm not surprised about either. 70's and 80's stuff is very big these days... you got all sorts of shows on TV talking about that stuff, there's tons of toys and movies from those days that are being rereleased (ie: nintendo doing all the classic NES games on the gameboy advance), etc. So it's really not surprising to me that younger people who weren't even born in the 80's would still be coming here. Then again, this isn't just a retro site when you look at the big picture... the retro stuff is only a small piece o' the pie.

mmmmm pie.

[FartinMowler]

I'm enjoying getting old :( the pain and stress mixed with alchohol.

[AChimp]

Didn't skankymatilda have a kid?

[Dr. V]

why would it surprise you that there are older people here? the site has a lot to do with 80's stuff. i was born in '75 so i actually remember the 80's. it surprises me that we get 14 year olds to this site. they weren't even born in the 80's.
I'm not surprised about either. 70's and 80's stuff is very big these days... you got all sorts of shows on TV talking about that stuff, there's tons of toys and movies from those days that are being rereleased (ie: nintendo doing all the classic NES games on the gameboy advance), etc. So it's really not surprising to me that younger people who weren't even born in the 80's would still be coming here. Then again, this isn't just a retro site when you look at the big picture... the retro stuff is only a small piece o' the pie.

mmmmm pie.

Ture, but really the only thing that drew me to the site and forums was your guys' great writing.

[McClain]

You're talking about me, primarily. Right? RIGHT?!