Bill O'Reilly gets sued for sexual harassment

[Miss Modular]

This is soooooo reeks of J. Edgar Hoover and Roy Cohn:

During the course of his monologue, defendant O’REILLY further stated:

“Well if I took you down there then I’d want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first think [sic] I’d do… yeah, we’d check into the room and we would order up some room service and uh and you’d definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I’d get ’em into you… maybe intraveneously, get those glasses of wine into you …

“You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I’d join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back… rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water… and, um… you know, you’d feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm—it’s one of those mitts, those loofa mits, you know, so I got my hand in it… and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard… ’cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs.

“So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind… and then I would take the other hand with the falafel [sic] thing and I’d put it on your pussy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business ...”


The rest of it available at The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html)

[glowbelly]

lol@falafel!

that's a middle eastern food!

[Stark]

quick, someone snatch up oreillysfalafel.com before it's too late

[Anonymous]

Just read the whole thing on the smoking gun and that's hilarious. The guy's a colossal dickbeard to begin with, and I hope he gets severly fined and cries about it on his little tv show.

[glowbelly]

i hope that if he's found guilty that he is fired.

[Jeanette X]

I feel dirty having skimmed through that. :(

[Miss Modular]

I hope more women come forward about this. Then we'd really have havoc on our hands.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I wonder if he was in the fucking "NO Spin Zone" when called her and started talking about her tits......:(

[El Blanco]

You'd figure a guy who makes as much as he does would spring the $4.95 a minute.

[Miss Modular]

I wonder if he was in the fucking "NO Spin Zone" when called her and started talking about her tits......:(

You got me thinking about a different kind of No Spin Zone, Cosmo...

[Crying Baby Jesus]

WTF

[Helm]

WTF

[Ronnie Raygun]

I think this might amount to nothing more than extortion...

I doubt Bill would do something that stupid....I mean, she claims that he was using a vibrator on himself when he was talking to her on the phone. That just doesn't sound like something he would do......but then again, I don't know him personally.

[mburbank]

IF it's extortion Bill is still pretty stupid to get himself bamboozeld into phone sex with an employee, don't you think?

[Miss Modular]

I doubt Bill would do something that stupid....I mean, she claims that he was using a vibrator on himself when he was talking to her on the phone. That just doesn't sound like something he would do......but then again, I don't know him personally.

I can totally see him doing it, Ronnie.

I heard from a pretty reliable source that back when he was at Inside Edition, he'd have staff members go and procure hookers for him.

Public figures who scorn others for their morality usually have something to hide. Jimmy Swaggart, anyone?

[mburbank]

Okay, I just read the piece at Smoking Gun, and I'd say Oreilly is in touble no matter who his lawyers are.

It's pretty obvious that she has tape. I would guess that on the tpe you can hear her asking him not to talk about the stuff he's talking about.

Then there are phone records, and her college friend, and the strong possability that others will come forward.

Add to all this O'reilly's often displayed craziness (he got Fox to launch an utterly frivelous law suit against Al Franken , one everyone knew they would lose.) and you've got a hell of a situation.

[Stark]

Add to all this O'reilly's often displayed craziness (he got Fox to launch an utterly frivelous law suit against Al Franken , one everyone knew they would lose.) and you've got a hell of a situation.

Speaking of which did you see the part where he tells her Murdoch is gonna take out a contract on Franken?

[ziggytrix]

seemed more like he was implying murdoch was gonna have the president sic the CIA or somesuch spooky organization on franken.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I wonder if he was in the fucking "NO Spin Zone" when called her and started talking about her tits......:(

You got me thinking about a different kind of No Spin Zone, Cosmo...


:lol

[Jeanette X]

I think this might amount to nothing more than extortion...

I doubt Bill would do something that stupid....I mean, she claims that he was using a vibrator on himself when he was talking to her on the phone. That just doesn't sound like something he would do......but then again, I don't know him personally.

I think the report actually had him jacking off and talking about a vibrator. Or something like that.
And with that mental image, I'm off to vomit.

I still can't believe I actually read that damn thing. Sweet Lord. :(

[Anonymous]

It's crazy how stereotypically villainous the most vocal supporters of the president are.