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JPR
Oct 14th, 2004, 02:13 PM
Hello, my name is Jack and up until recently I had one eyebrow.

I figure a lot of people here would have the same problem, and think that a quick explanation of what I did would help.

So biscuitly, a few months ago I had some tickly nose hair, and thought it was due to nasal hair. I went stole my mums tweezers (and since bought my own) to deal with it, and while I was looking in the mirror, decided that if I don't deal with my single eyebrow now I would be a lazy bum forever and end up living under a bridge.

I thought about it for a while first, like how it is a vain action, and how often I would need to groom (which if your wondering isn't very often, I may make a chart, like a did with my shit routine). Well I have decided to take more pride in my appearence and health lately, and all I can say is that a little vanity goes a long way to making you feel better about yourself.

The next factor was having to deal with people asking me about it. I took the pluck during a time when I had like 11 weeks off college, so I wasn't going to face 'all that sort of social crap' it isn't not like that sort of thing actually happens anyway, but I'm scared it might.

My parents never noticed, and haven't said anything, but I don't really talk to them- we have a very cold relationship so I wasn't particularly bothered about what they'd say.

I went out with a few friends (who are men) and they said nothing, and I asked them if they noticed a few days later and, they didn't.

I've asked a few people if they noticed and nobody said they did, and I have only had one person (a good female friend) tell me "you have no hair between your eyebrows!" about 3 months after I did it.

I hoped that nobody would notice, as I didn't want to be explain it to everyone, and how it played out was ideal.

I do prefer having two eyebrows, I feel a lot less self conscious about hiding my forehead and am living a much happier and fuller life. Lovely.

Snatchtastic
Oct 14th, 2004, 02:56 PM
I am Jack's One Eyebrow.

Matt Harty
Oct 14th, 2004, 03:43 PM
jesus christ are you missing one half of your brain too JPR
:rolleyes :rolleyes

kellychaos
Oct 14th, 2004, 03:56 PM
I would have pummeled, duct-taped and stuck your arse in a gym locker years before college, you ghastly freak of nature.

DeadKennedys
Oct 14th, 2004, 07:51 PM
I am Jack's One Eyebrow.

:lol

Anonymous
Oct 14th, 2004, 09:50 PM
You gotta be careful about this shit, dude! Someone might think you're a sissy, or even worse, GAY!

If you run out back and start chopping wood with your shirt off RIGHT NOW you might be able to score some points back for the team.

davinxtk
Oct 15th, 2004, 03:13 AM
If you run out back and start chopping wood with your shirt off RIGHT NOW you might be able to score some points back for the team.

Uhm, Choji... just whose team are you talking about?

Anonymous
Oct 15th, 2004, 03:54 AM
Team AMERICA

executioneer
Oct 15th, 2004, 04:00 AM
MOVIE FORUM :(

Anonymous
Oct 15th, 2004, 04:15 AM
i was thinking mock wars

executioneer
Oct 15th, 2004, 05:57 AM
oh you ALWAYS think that :lol

JPR
Oct 15th, 2004, 01:01 PM
Thanks for ruining the deep eyebrow discussion.

I really had a chance to help people here.

Nutslick.

DamnthatDavid
Oct 15th, 2004, 02:16 PM
I'm lost... he was trying to help us?

FartinMowler
Oct 15th, 2004, 03:33 PM
I have one eyebrow :/ and my wiener works fine :)

JPR
Oct 15th, 2004, 03:54 PM
Wiener, what are you doing with your life?

FartinMowler
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:03 PM
blood sausage

the[Hitman]
Oct 15th, 2004, 10:58 PM
Wiener, what are you doing with your life?

Posting love letters to the other forum whores of I-Mockey fame.

executioneer
Oct 16th, 2004, 02:00 AM
AMERICA- FUCK YEAH

kellychaos
Oct 16th, 2004, 04:07 PM
The terrorists may have already won. :(