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DeadKennedys
Oct 14th, 2004, 07:48 PM
For my small business class, my partner and I need to create a product and try to market it to the rest of the school.

I'd appreciate suggestions on what to invent. Someone already made a portable food catapult to shoot crap at the freshmen, and don't say blue milk because someone else already did it and it was a stupid idea.
Seven Force
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:21 PM
Black jello.
Banana pop-tarts.
A scythe with a burning/flaming blade.

That's it. :(
The One and Only...
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:23 PM
New computer software.
executioneer
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:26 PM
an edible dick
DamnthatDavid
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:46 PM
hehe, I remember doing a smiliar project.

I created the Watizit Box. A box that had something in it. Who knows what it could be? I could be Gold, could be a dead fish, could be a rabid chipmunk.

Go buy your Watizit Box, and find out what's inside today?

Yeah... it was stupid.
DeadKennedys
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:51 PM
I kinda like that one. Easy and fun!
executioneer
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:52 PM
junk food that plays mp3s
executioneer
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:55 PM
tiny disposable cats you can carry in your pocket and at the end of the day throw them out
executioneer
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:55 PM
a self-sharpening knife!
executioneer
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:57 PM
laser-shooting retinal implants
executioneer
Oct 14th, 2004, 08:58 PM
frankenstein's monster
Big McLargehuge
Oct 14th, 2004, 09:02 PM
you should invent Sanford and Son
Emu
Oct 14th, 2004, 09:21 PM
a car that runs on dreams
The Retro Kat
Oct 14th, 2004, 09:21 PM
AN ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER, THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING WILD DOOD!!!1!!
thebiggameover
Oct 14th, 2004, 09:26 PM
bbq butt lube...
Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 14th, 2004, 10:20 PM
A stupid alarm. That beeps whenever a stupid person comes near you.
Anonymous
Oct 14th, 2004, 10:28 PM
Was that my pager going off? :eek

HAHA SIC J/K ARROW X I LOVE YOU
Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 14th, 2004, 10:59 PM
I'm sorry I don't like men :lol

J/K I luv you chojin
Jixby Phillips
Oct 14th, 2004, 11:50 PM
i think anybody who posts a "GIVE ME IDEAAAAS FOR..." threads should have my dick thrown on them
Dr. V
Oct 15th, 2004, 12:26 AM
An automatic dick launcher.
Anonymous
Oct 15th, 2004, 03:53 AM
...to mock wars! Yee ha!
McMock
Oct 15th, 2004, 09:43 AM
You want it to make money? Get a laser colour printer. Get an internet. Make homegrown playboy.

You can't afford to do this on a large scale as most the porn you find on the internet is copyrighted. But on a small scale for distribution just in your school it'll work.

You can write your own articles, interviews, just plenty of funny stuff in there to fill up the blanks on your pages. Plus some editorials, whatever... fill it with nice stuff to read.

Chances are it'll sell quite well, and it'll be an interesting project. Just make sure you're not breaking any laws doing it.
Terra
Oct 15th, 2004, 10:00 AM
I like that idea. You can take cow teats and photoshop human nipples on them. In the Midwest they pay high dollar for things like that and call it "art."
McMock
Oct 15th, 2004, 10:17 AM
Does the prospect of men looking at an womans tits frighten you, Terra? You seem defensive when it comes to this subject.

I don't know how it feels like. Nobody has ever talked to my tits instead of to my face in conversation. If you want to talk about it, I'll be here. I promise I won't think of you as an object.
Terra
Oct 15th, 2004, 10:41 AM
You know me. I thank you for that, McMock. Yet, it is in allowing my defensiveness to blossom into a ragged pearl in the pit of my stomach that gives me my sharp edge on the world. It keeps me on my feet. It fuels my distrust in men and keeps them at bay. It sharpens my tongue and wit and gives me power. But do not let them know. Keep my secret close to your heart and I might trust you further.
Matt Harty
Oct 15th, 2004, 10:44 AM
Terra we need to talk.
McMock
Oct 15th, 2004, 10:59 AM
Yes. Continue your stuff. I didn't really care much if you trusted me or not, although I must say that the idea seems strangely appealing to me now.
Dr. V
Oct 18th, 2004, 08:24 PM
you could invent the frisbie, that toy rocks.
DeadKennedys
Oct 19th, 2004, 08:11 PM
It sharpens my tongue and wit

Um... :lol
hix1122
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:01 PM
I have some great ideas in my head, but you get a mediocre one! SHOE WALLETS! YOU WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR WALLET AGAIN!BWAHAHAHA
HA
racialslur
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:02 PM
>: STFU YOURE WORSE THAN ME.
hix1122
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:32 PM
Yeah....... That is a pretty crappy idea. How bout this: urinal cakes that you can order to look like someones face. you could send a picture in, and a machine would put it on a urinal cake.
Anonymous
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:52 PM
Yeah....... That is a pretty crappy idea. How bout this: urinal cakes that you can order to look like someones face. you could send a picture in, and a machine would put it on a urinal cake.

Why the hell would everyone want a urinal with racialslur's face on it? It would just induce vomiting upon the sight of his porky mug near one's dick.

:lol
racialslur
Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:25 PM
:/ He's right you know.
Mr. Vagiclean
Nov 3rd, 2004, 12:35 AM
an invisble gun