Haiku anyone?

[Sam]

My finals are done
No more school for me, tee hee
But now I'm so bored. :(

[Abe Slank]

So many Haiku
You take a good goddamn look
At all these Haiku

[slavemason]

What is my post count?
Six Hundred and Sixty Six
My mother would cry

[Esuohlim]

Haiku thread returns
I'm out of practice with these
I need my muse back

[Sam]

Haiku thread won't die
It lingers around these boards
Like Kelly Chaos =(

[slavemason]

Action Avatars!
Sure, it sounds like a comic.
Still, I am horny.

[Radu The Handsome]

God Damn it's cold here
As cold as a witch's tit
What an old cliche...

[Esuohlim]

Here we are again
Making freestyle haikus
Just like the old days :(

[slavemason]

Who twisted your arm?
You know that you can't resist.
Go ahead, smoke it! :/

[liquidstatik]

I'll give it a try.
My haikus suck.
Crap. :(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

I'll give it a try.
My haikus suck.
Crap. :(

HAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE
5
7
5
:lol

[liquidstatik]

That's why I suck :ROLLEYES

[slavemason]

A thousand pardons
Some habits are hard to break
I admit, I'm weak

[slavemason]

I get to sleep late
So I'm rushing off to bed
Sleep it long and hard :|

[slavemason]

My chair is busted
Corn chips are all but consumed
But the strings are tuned

[slavemason]

What's with Eurotrip?
Why do I see cock and balls?
I don't want to go.

[slavemason]

Mayor of ghost town
Just like all those awkward dreams
In tightie-whities

[slavemason]

Alabama Three
Is sounding pretty damn good
Then again, it's late

[mesobe]

little fluffy clouds
looking down upon the trees
happy animals

[ArrowX]

Stingray softly sleeps
My Probing will not wake him
Still He Ignores Me

"-Marco" :)

[slavemason]

I hate recording
A necessary evil
At least it is free

[Sam]

woah, it's slavemason
you've been gone a long time, yo
how is everything?

[Big McLargehuge]

What will Sam do now?
He is short one syllable
He will add a "yo"

[slavemason]

I have a question.
You there with the boom boom head,
Where's teh gay furry?

[Spasmolytic]

I sense a forest
my nonsensical haiku
pwns da intarweb :/

[Drew Katsikas]

Reptile was a good
Annihalation Fighter
Looked like a lizard

[PILLOWFIGHT]

i h8 bratney spears
that slut totally ruined
justin timberlake!!

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim is back
Bustin' mad haikus, old school
Hold on to your hats ;)

[slavemason]

Gave myself a spook
The shiney jack-o lantern
Spiders call him home

[kahljorn]

Your haikus suck dick
Shut the fuck up and piss off
You guys fucking suck

[da blob]

who are you people
I come here and read that shit
my brain goes hurting

[Anonymous]

You are a fucktard
a bitch boy dicksnot fucktard
Mostly a fucktard

:)

[Esuohlim]

What a great haiku
Mad Max, are your parents proud?
No beatings tonight!

[ArrowX]

I bought master lou's best sellingbook only $99.95!

[Anonymous]

arrow x is here
the thread has been saved for sure
only not really

[Anonymous]

Milhouse follows me
like shit stuck to my damn shoe
He is so lonely

[Emu]

Haiku is hard
I'm probably doing it wrong
Damn it I suck :(

[Anonymous]

five five five seven
five five seven five five five
seven five five five

[Anonymous]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

fucktard fucktard fuck
fucktard fucktard fucktard fuck
fucktard fucktard fuck

[Anonymous]

>: >: >: >: >:
>: >: >: >: >: >: >:
>: >: >: >: >:

[Anonymous]

I fucked a midget
Too little for doggy style
What else can I say?

[Anonymous]

Sister my lover
When I explode inside you
Get an abortion

[Anonymous]

I must remember
When being a gentleman
Fuck her mouth THEN ass

[Anonymous]

Fucked a pregnant girl
Better than I expected
Fetus gave me head

[Anonymous]

Dismembered a slut
Fucked her corpse and drank her blood
Hey I bought her lunch

[Anonymous]

Fucktards come and go
But remain on these forums
Where they roam so free

[Anonymous]

Another haiku
About nasty fucking shit
Next haiku coming

[Anonymous]

I knew a fat girl
Who ate her own pussy lips
Shit, doesn't make sense...

[Anonymous]

Just five more haikus
Then five hundred I will reach
Now make that four more

[Anonymous]

Jizzed in my Mom's face
She licked it up wanting more
Sister was jealous

[Anonymous]

Clean the streets at night
By setting the bums on fire
Shooting is noisy

[Anonymous]

I'm sick of writing
These goddamn fucking haikus
Last one coming up

[Anonymous]

At last, the goal reached!
And was it even worth it?
No, but the thread lives!

[Esuohlim]

This thread should live on
It's like it's your main concern
With threads you post in

[Anonymous]

How does one get banned? :confused
Be a racist or post porn :eek
Fucktard thread okay :)

[Esuohlim]

Way to make sense, Max
Haiku communication
Is not your best type

[GADZOOKS]

she sells seasshells by the sea shore.

[Anonymous]

It's Milhouse again
You didn't do a Haiku
Next time learn to read

[Big McLargehuge]

first, i hated max
then i thought he was funny
now i know he sucks :(

[Anonymous]

The faggot tried jokes
Big McLargehuge tried insults
He's still a fucktard :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

i am a fucktard?
but i've noticed you say that
to all the boys ;)

[Esuohlim]

Well, I'm not Gadzooks
But Rongi had told me once
That Mad Max is Sam :(

[liquidstatik]

That sure is a sad story
Milhouse the NON-VET >:
Sry :(

[Esuohlim]

Three and a half years >:
That qualifies as a vet
STOP BEING A JERK :(

[Adolf Hitler]

Cap'n Crunch was cool. :rolleyes
He should start posting again. :rolleyes
I am in his ass. :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

I sure feel bad
about being a jerk
was having a bad day :(


i <3 u milhouse

[Esuohlim]

No hard feelings, jerk
Just kidding, you're not a jerk
I was out of line :(

I made that Haiku
And I didn't even think
That means it's all true :D

[liquidstatik]

I dun think we're doing it right
our haikus are a bunch of haikonts
wait.. what? :(

[Adolf Hitler]

YOU KNOW IT IS ME
I GOT A NEW I S P
I AM SO LONELY :(

[Esuohlim]

UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE
AND NOT JUST CHANGING COLORS
ON THE PAGE, "HITLER"

[Adolf Hitler]

IT IS IN THE WORKS
I AM MAKING COMICS NOW
ROG IS A FAGGOT

[Anonymous]

It is haiku time.
Halavah and the blintzes.
Jackpotrzebie!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I call this one Ode to Max:

Fucktard Fucktard Fuck
Fucktard Fucktard Fucktard Fuck
Fucktard Fucktard Fuck

[Big McLargehuge]

fucktard fucktard fuck
fucktard fucktard fucktard fuck
fucktard fucktard fuck

STEALING FAGGOT

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I didn't see the
Post that you made about Max
I am so sorry :(

[slavemason]

Well, what do you know?
The date of the last haiku
Was on my birthday :(

[slavemason]

I'm too drunk to type
Any more than what I type
When I typed this line

[-->oscam]

I can't do haikus
Hey look dudes im new as stuff
Please pretend you care.

[slavemason]

all good things must end
one example is marriage
mine fell apart too :(

[racialslur]

old japanese fucks
sitting under a tree and
smoking hash like cock

[ArrowX]

Oh my god you suck
You racist sack of cow shit
Go and die now please

[racialslur]

canadians suck
they think theyre better than us
cause our prez sucks worse

[slavemason]

November was spared
December, not so lucky
The puss has returned

[Big McLargehuge]

Remember when that
Mother Fucker stole my cool
haiku? What a cunt.

[slavemason]

Less than a week now
Happier trip to airport
Give her a big kiss :love

[slavemason]

Sometimes she dances
Chuggin' like a choo choo train
Shaking her caboose

[slavemason]

Now it's clear to see
What a fool I used to be
Thinking love was lost

[slavemason]

Some scientists say
Nothing ever goes away
Only changes form

[slavemason]

I want some hot cakes
Then wash them down with some Tang
Poon variety

[slavemason]

Alright, I'm horny
But it's a focused horny
Now she's out of reach :(

[slavemason]

Now my ears are cold
Stocking caps will work I guess
I prefer her thighs

[Esuohlim]

The holiday season
Brings forth slavemason haikus
Sexy, sexy ones :(

[Esuohlim]

Shit, I messed it up
Change "holiday" to "Christmas"
In that first line there :(

Something must be done;
In the art of the Haiku
I'm out of practice :(

[slavemason]

Don't sweat it Ralphie
Rust and cobwebs are alright
Don't shoot your eye out

[slavemason]

Phone calls can torture
All of the other senses
That also miss her

[slavemason]

It won't be long now
Or so I would like to think
Still not soon enough

[slavemason]

Time seems to have stopped
My wait is nearly over
Will I crash and burn?

[sspadowsky]

Painfully single
I envy slavemason now
He is getting laid

[slavemason]

Didn't really crash
But still, it feels like a burn
Brakes have been applied

[slavemason]

Still there is comfort
Trusty guitar and cold beers
Inspirational

[slavemason]

Still there is comfort
Trusty guitar and cold beers
Inspirational

[slavemason]

Damn you stomach bug
What a trick you played on me
The bipolar purge >:

[Johnyy Darko]

I can mock you
I come home and kill the dog
blah blah blah the end.

[Esuohlim]

Hey guess what, you guys? >:
I'm in a haikuing mood >:
Sam, I see you there >:

[Sam]

HEY BACKWARDS MILHOUSE
IT IS FUN TO TYPE IN CAPS
EVEN IN HAIKU

[Esuohlim]

YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT...
aLtErNaTiNg CaPs AnD sMaLl?
NO REALLY, DO IT >:

[Sam]

I tried that one time,
It got to be annoying
reminds me of tards >:

[Esuohlim]

You better watch it
Soon this will be a mock war
In gay haiku form >:

[kellychaos]

I awoke in my car
Again, my life has been spared
Thank you, God Of Beer!

[kellychaos]

All resonating
Truth scratches almost soundless
Await the whispers

[Sam]

I remember this,
there were lots of good haikus.
I am bumping it
>:

[Esuohlim]

AFTER READING THROUGH
THIS THREAD A LITTLE I RE-
MEMBERED THAT SAM USED

TO BE KNOWN AS "SAM
TEH GAY FURRY", WHO ELSE RE-
MEMBERS THIS AS WELL?

[Sam]

Hey, there is a thread
"Reminisce about I-Mock!"
Please don't post that there.
:(

A bad memory,
no clue what I was thinking,
I wasn't furry.

Also, I'm not gay
just thought I would be a troll
but I changed my mind.

[liquidstatik]

An old pond!
A frog jumps in-
The sound of water!

[sadie]

the first line has five.
the second line has seven.
the third line has five.

[Hickabod]

Left the bar early
A long bicycle ride soon
The mountains are steep!

[Hickabod]

The sexy temptress
Does her seducing hand jive
Motions for a beer

[Hickabod]

The slave lost his keys
Like he ever had any
Still he can pretend

[Hickabod]

My new bicycle
No carbon, no bling, no brakes
It's time for a ride

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Trashish/myfixie2smaller.jpg

[Esuohlim]

OH LOOK IT'S THIS THREAD :rolleyes
I GUESS I'LL POST A HAIKU :rolleyes
REMIND ME LATER :rolleyes

[Emu]

I consume chili
Yet bedtime is so near now
Indigestion awaits me

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Holy fucking shit
I just watched happy tree friends
That was really wierd.

[Big McLargehuge]

I miss the haikus
That you motherfuckers dropped
Come, do it again

[Big McLargehuge]

because after all
it is two thousand and nine
it's nostalgia time

[DevilWearsPrada]

lmfao
rotflol
wait uh what the fuck

edit: someone said they have to be about nature

Nature nature yeah
Nature nature oh hell yeah
Nature :orgasm

[Big McLargehuge]

stop, you cant haiku
nobody enjoys your bullshit
YOU WEREN"T INVITED

[Fathom Zero]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5193/laughinhenrygibsonjv9.jpg

A poem by Tourettes Henry Gibson:

AWWW FUCK

:|:|:|:|:|,
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|,
:|:|:|:|:|.

[Big McLargehuge]

hey look at the rules
you better edit that post
to be a haiku

[Colonel Flagg]

This thread blows dead bears
Haikus suck red baboon ass
stop bumping old threads

[Big McLargehuge]

you had to try hard
to make that post a haiku
just let it flow, dog

[DevilWearsPrada]

my username is
from space mutiny, you know
so original!

[Big McLargehuge]

devil wears prada
where have i heard that before?
stones from a glass house

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Eat some cake or you're
going to get raped by a
dirty homeless guy

[executioneer]

stop, collaborate
and listen, ice is back with
brand new invention

[Sam]

Hey Big Mclargehuge
I got a haiku for you
My fist and your face

>:

[Colonel Flagg]

Now guys, we must stop
posting in this stupid thread
before its too late.

[executioneer]

i could lock it up
now i'm a moderator
not going to though

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
Ra Ra Rasputin

[Sam]

Hip hip hooray ya'll
Willie the moderator
better then Milhouse

[Big McLargehuge]

she sat on my face
oh lord how i love the taste
of iron through skin

[DevilWearsPrada]

Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
Ra Ra Rasputin

:lol

[bigtimecow]

i'm writing a hai-
ku fuck i hate hyphena-
ion ass n*gger tits

[Esuohlim]

Hip hip hooray ya'll
Willie the moderator
better then Milhouse

SAM YOU ARE AN ASS
HOLE I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE
FACE YOU SUCK YOU SUCK

[bigtimecow]

i'm peeing right now
but there is one small problem
my pants are still on