I can tell everyone here is nervous about the election....

[Ronnie Raygun]

RELAX!!!

[mburbank]

The question is, are you? It's pretty much a dead heat right now. Isn't that long ways from the days when you asked in a post iof anyone could forsee any scenario in which W could possibly loose?

Does it shake your blind simple faith in your ability to predict the future? Is their the slightest shade of that very human quality, doubt, edging in around the edges of your certainty? Or are you still the same human cinder block you've always been?

[Preechr]

DON'T DO IT!!!

[Ricky Glue]

I think once you tally the Americans who hate W and and actually took the time to watch all 3 debates, you'll find that Kerry will take the victory at...hmm....my guess is 58%-42% I think Kerry has recently swayed many voters with his thoughts and ideas, plus he already has the votes of-The Abortion lovers-blacks-women-democrats-middle class-poor-etc.. Rightfully so, I think that John Kerry will be the one to "Take home the gold".

[Emu]

58-42? That's far too wide a margin. The only way Kerry could pull that off is if he developed a breed of puppy that shits money.

[Ricky Glue]

It's true. I don't make up political information and pull falsehoods out of my butt-That's the job for the republicans.

[El Blanco]

Ummmm, just whose numbers are those? And lets not try to compare the tactics of parties. I don't see the Democrats winning any honesty awards anytime soon.

[glowbelly]

some people are beginning to think the same way:

http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=17880

[HNICPantitude]

Im showing 47.875% - 46.125% in Bush's favor... or is that just my republican math - using real numbers and all?

http://www.pollingreport.com/images/0410GEN.GIF

[Preechr]

You really can't average the numbers on polls because they're all conducted differently, and you can't really get away with running out more decimal places than the numbers you start with, but the general idea is that it's about even.

[HNICPantitude]

Well - unfortunately for democrats living in squallor in major metropolitan area, and waiting for their next handout, our wise forefathers created the electoral college, so that people who have jobs and pay taxes might also have a say in the matter:

http://www.electoral-vote.com/

Current numbers look grim... better start donating to the legal recount fund.

Kerry 228 Bush 284

[sspadowsky]

Well, naturally. As we all know, the people who have jobs and pay taxes are Republican, and not a single one of them could possibly have any cause to cast their vote against Bush. It's only the poor negroes in the city who are too lazy to get jobs that will vote for Kerry.

Raygun's lonely days are over. He finally has a playmate.

[HNICPantitude]

Now thats not what I said young man. Perhaps you should re-read what I wrote.

[Preechr]

HERE'S A ROCKIN NEW POLL THINGY (http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/info-natpolls04-disgo.html)...

[Supafly345]

Perhaps you should buy a sarcasm detector.

[HNICPantitude]

Do they sell those? Where can I purchase one?

[Preechr]

Wav Link (http://www.geocities.com/timessquare/cave/1511/sarcasm_detector.WAV)

[AChimp]

I guess that's how they do it up north. :/

[Supafly345]

Oh I get it. You're not very good at that.

[Ricky Glue]

You crazy republicans and your theories about the "economy's greatness", "Bush's popularity", and "Stardust and moonbeams" I think you oughtta recount reality and remember that when you think of voteing for Bush...you are in a sense killing butterflies.

[Emu]

Your metaphor makes no sense. Just stop talking and quit making the rest of us look like idiots for being associated with you.

[Ricky Glue]

You are stupid.

[Emu]

Commendable comeback, Ricky. Will you write a book for me?

[Big McLargehuge]

How can we take any polls seriously when they only poll likely voters? I mean, this election is going to have a bigger turn out than any other election in our lifetimes, isn't safe to assume that many of people who are going to vote do not meet the criteria for a likely voter?

[Ricky Glue]

Very well put, Big. I couldn't agree with you more.....unless ofcourse you told Emu that he was stupid.

[Emu]

Tell me something, Ricky. What exactly makes me "stupid?" Criticising you for making a nonsensical ad hominem attack against a generalization of people?

Tell me something. What's the difference between what you said:

I think once you tally the Americans who hate W and and actually took the time to watch all 3 debates, you'll find that Kerry will take the victory at...hmm....my guess is 58%-42% I think Kerry has recently swayed many voters with his thoughts and ideas, plus he already has the votes of-The Abortion lovers-blacks-women-democrats-middle class-poor-etc.. Rightfully so, I think that John Kerry will be the one to "Take home the gold".

and what HNICPantitude said:

Im showing 47.875% - 46.125% in Bush's favor... or is that just my republican math - using real numbers and all?

http://www.pollingreport.com/images/0410GEN.GIF

HNICPantitude cited a source. You did not.

HNICPantitude gave a figure from that source. You said:

...you'll find that Kerry will take the victory at...hmm....[I guess] is 58%-42%

You made a guess based off of "all the people[sic] who hate W," a sweeping generalization (and the stupidest thing you've said so far.) Just because you disagree with Bush's policies doesn't mean you hate him.

Since you decided to venture into this board and spread your sparkling rapier wit and stunning political insight with us, I have a few questions in response to your post.

Where did you come up with the 58-42 per cent figure?

What makes you think "abortion lovers" will all necessarily vote for Kerry?

What makes you think all blacks will vote for Kerry?

What makes you think all of the Middle Class and lower income bracket will vote for Kerry?

[Emu]

I should add that I'm neither conservative nor Republican, nor will I be voting for Bush. So I'm not disagreeing with your political standpoint, but I do find fault with the attitude you seem to have that Republicans must necessarily be the "liar party."

[ziggytrix]

I've already voted.

Remember, vote early, vote often!

[Ricky Glue]

First off-Bush said that the Blacks were "mean to him" and they wouldn't "listen to reason", so in response, Bush hasn't been to an NAACP convention...in...hmmmm...ever. THUS he has LOSt the black vote in general. I'm sure you understand.

Scondly-Kerry has made it quite clear on his platform that he will not do away with abortions due to the fact that he won't force his beliefs on the American public by using his "alter boy religion" to put laws into effect that not everyone will agree with, which is how he's got the "abortion lover's" vote. *note-abortion lovers pizza is NOT similar to meat lovers pizza*

Third-58-42 was a rough guesstimate based on MSNBC, CBS, FOX, and ABC online voting polls. I'm not going to link to every one of those sites, but you know the web addresses so feel free to go and check them out at your own free will.

Fourth-Kerry pointed out SEVERAL times that he wants the lower/middle class to have such wonders as: Options in Helathcare equivelant to those in congress, better minmum wages by almost 2 dollars extra, removing of wealthy tax cuts so they will pay like everyone else (afterall, the poor HATE the rich...and for good reason), etc.

I hope these answer your glorious questions, Cap'n Stupid.

PS-I use the word stupid like NONE before...which is why when I say it-it really means something!

[Supafly345]

If you ever write a book about politics Ricky I already thought of the name: Politestical

[Emu]

Ricky, I had a nice, long response typed up for you to choke on, but while I was checking MSN, FOXNews, CBS, and ABC websites to see if I could find the information you failed to provied, ABC.com crashed Mozilla. So I'll leave it at this: I didn't find jack that was even moderately close to the 58-42 figure on any of those websites (while they were working.) I'm afraid I'll have to sit here and continue to accuse you of pulling shit out of your ass until you give me some kind of tangible evidence that what you say is true. And don't use that "you can look it up yourself" excuse next time, because you're just making me look all the worse for arguing with you. And believe me, I did look, and I found nothing supporting your claim, except for one MSNBC article that had a similar figure for foreign support of Kerry. If that's what you meant, then which of us is truly "Captain Stupid" here? I'm waiting for your response, which I'm sure will earn you the last gold star you need to be promoted to Admiral Dumbfuck.

[Ricky Glue]

WELL WELL WELL!!! First off, it seems that I had indeed answered your other questions just fine seeings is that this is the only one you still have problems with, so I'll go ahead and admit victory on 3/4 of this verbattle from the get go. Next, before I give you some more information, I'd just like you to know that Mozilla CERTAINLY qualifies you for the stupid olympics on the interweb...and seeings is how you are already winning the dumbass race, I put 500 bucks on you for victory, so don't let me down Champ.

Moving on...

Senator Kerry's performance Friday night had him dominating most of the online polls. Among the major polls (as of 5 PM Saturday), Kerry led at 88% on Newsday, 85% on CBS, 65% on MSNBC, and 44% on ABC. The candidates tied 50-50 in the traditionally conservative AOL poll, which is itself a good sign.

The Bush Campaign hit their entire email list to stack the Fox and CNN polls. Make sure that you vote in them yourself to help offset this.

In the regional polls: as of noon Saturday, Kerry led at upwards of 85% in the Denver Post and Florida Sun-Sentinal, and by 65% in the LA Times poll. The Senator is at 75% on the Cleveland News Channel 5 and 72% on St. Louis Today.


http://www.blogforamerica.com/archives/005292.html

That is the site that will also send you to where you need to go. I am not going to EVERY single site and wasteing my time for an EMUlation of such incredible Jack-Assery (yes, I just made that up). I have made all of my points very clear and if you want to know more..fuckin read Kerry's site- www.johnkerry.com and look at information given there for any other questions you have.

Now, in conclusion-choke on THAT, STUPID.

-Ricky "Stuck to you like" Glue

[glowbelly]

um, sticky person? i'm pretty sure those polls were about the DEBATE, not the election.

[Emu]

Yes, those were about the presidential debate, not the election. No wonder I couldn't find anything on it. You didn't even use the correct terms. I will respond to the rest of your replies later, when I have time to sift through your baseless generalizations.

And since you mentioned Kerry's website, I'll ask you this: Don't you think they just might be the least bit biased?

[AChimp]

All of those polls let people from around the world vote. :/

[Ricky Glue]

Yes, I will take fault in saying that I meant debate and not election. But since u can't edit at this stupid site, it doesn't really help much. Either way, Achimp, I don't think that half of Europe and Papa New Guinea are exactlly visiting MSNBC regularly to vote on debates. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Kerry's larger percentages were not given to us by such wonderous contries as new Zeland and Zimbabwe.

[AChimp]

Yeah, but don't you think that people from around the world visit those sites for INFORMATION about the debates? Hmm? And that when a poll is smacked right in your face, people usually vote just to see the results out of curiousity?

No, of course not. You're too busy filling out polls on what kind of Pokemon you are.

[Ricky Glue]

Only cuz Chojin recommended it. And I think Matt Harty agreed.

[executioneer]

that was sarcasm, bud

[Anonymous]

NO IT WASN'T

[Ricky Glue]

Haha! Told ya so! :-P

[Emu]

Wow, you truly are a fucking vidiot, aren't you.

[Ricky Glue]

Vidiot? So now I'm being insulted by a Ren & Stimpy fan?! LOL Man Emu, you get stupidest by the minute!

[Emu]

It's quotes like that that make me glad the edit function is broken.

[Ricky Glue]

Did I mess something up there? I don't see it.

[Emu]

Vidiot? So now I'm being insulted by a Ren & Stimpy fan?! LOL Man Emu, you get stupidest by the minute!

[Ricky Glue]

LOLOL You fucktard! I said that on purpose! There's no way you could actually get any stupider, so I mentioned that you can only get stupidest!! The funniest part about it is how I used that to basically sum up how stupid I thought you were..and THEN you go and THINK I typo-ed what was calling you STUPID in the first place!!!! LOLOL Man EMU, you really are Stupid!!!

[Ant10708]

EMU?

The bird

[Emu]

LOLOL You fucktard! I said that on purpose! There's no way you could actually get any stupider, so I mentioned that you can only get stupidest!! The funniest part about it is how I used that to basically sum up how stupid I thought you were..and THEN you go and THINK I typo-ed what was calling you STUPID in the first place!!!! LOLOL Man EMU, you really are Stupid!!!

MATT HARTY COME OUT OF THERE :wink

[Ricky Glue]

And THEN you think I'm Matt Harty! LOL You really DO get stupidest by the minute!! LOL Oh god...the laughing hurts!!! Make it stop!!

[Anonymous]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you two fags keep bickering, or the fact that emu is somehow losing.

[Emu]

I don't know either. :(

[Emu]

Now that I've thought about it, I see that my error lies in the fact that I attempted to treat Ricky and this argument as if he and it had any relevance, critical thought processes or even a speck of logic. I overdid it. So to get the point across to Ricky I'll have to call Mad Max and ask him to dictate for me.

[Anonymous]

Undoubtedly! :posh

[Ricky Glue]

DAMN! You sure showed ME, Emu! How iwll I ever take a verbal beating like that and not want to commit suicide? oh..I just remembered-

You

Are

Stupid

[davinxtk]

MATT HARTY COME OUT OF THERE :wink
:lol
This guy is like a liberal Vinth. Ricky, you're an idiot and you really just need to shut the fuck up. You keep calling Emu stupid over and over, and while I might not exactly disagree with you, you keep pummeling him with non-points and calling him stupid in the same paragraphs (and sometimes even the same sentences) in which you fuck up conjugating English verbs, use copious internet slang, and make incredibly stupid Pizza Hut references.
You're a joke; or at least you'd better hope you are.
Whoever came up with this character should win an award.

[Goldensoldier]

Go Nader! Screw all! Go Nader!

[Ricky Glue]

Oh shit...I have been told to shut th fuck up. I don't know what I should do! I feel so lost and alone...I have no friends.....and nobody loves me but Yugi. :wah Oh well, I guess I'll just have to tell you to suck it! So then...*ahem*

SUCK IT!

And by the way...you are stupid like Emu.

[davinxtk]

Yeah, I'm totally dumb. Braindead. All wrong.

Nevermind. Just forget I said anything. I don' know nothin' about nothin'.

[FS]

Excuse me davin, I *do* believe Ricky said you were stupid. Please unregister.

[davinxtk]

Didn't I just get through spelling out how deficient I am?
Now you gotta go 'n rub it in an' make a man feel bad about himself.

I'm going to go find a rope and a tree now. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, FS. I AM UNREGISTERING FROM LIFE.

[Emu]

make sure you sign out so the devil can't enter your groin while you're dead

[Ricky Glue]

Emu's sig makes me smile bunches of love!