Hey Guys.

[CaptainBubba]

Hey. I have a problem. I tried masturbating with a sock and it felt so damn good ya'll. Seriously.

This is a problem now because I do not desire the meaningless lumps of flesh known as ladies anymore because sock is also warm and tight and wetness just makes me take longer anyway.

I admit afterward I have to look down in shame at my defiled foot-wear rather than bask in the victorious glory of a love-slain lady-friend, but I can go straight to my computer afterward too. And my computer is always coming for me. Right now. Shes coming.

I dont wear socks because sandals are awesome, so wearing a dirty one isnt a problem and for some reason I have like 8 pairs, so I can go two weeks without washing any of them, and get sock play every day.

I fail to see why I should stay with my girlfriend honestly. Sometimes she farts.
Cmon.

[FS]

Welcome to the secret society of the sockfuckers. Someone will come to you soon to arrange your sock drawer in order of fuckability.

[Terra]

Do you stick your weenie inside the sock or do you stick your hand inside the sock and pull on your weenie? :confused

[Zhukov]

Do you get fluff on your herman or what?

[kellychaos]

Fuck you, Argyle. Staring out of the sock drawer at me with those "cum hither" eyes.

[Esuohlim]

I fail to see why I should stay with my girlfriend honestly. Sometimes she farts.
Cmon.

I laughed here then stopped reading the thread. :(

[The One and Only...]

I tried it once. Didn't enjoy the experience. I love lube too much.

[The Retro Kat]

Fabric book covers are tighter.

[ThisIsWitty]

Be sure to turn the sock inside-out, lest you scathe your penis on the rougher inside. :themoreyouknow

[eggyolk]

http://i.laih.com/services/cupid/images/cupidgirl160x600.gif

hey guys i found a pic if u need some inspiration :lol

[FS]

http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/jockitch.jpg

[kellychaos]

Sock itch? :/

[thebiggameover]

have you tried it in junction with "the stranger"?

[CaptainBubba]

I don't like handjobs unless I am administering them. I find that others simply dont have the skill and mental knowledge of my penis's needs like I do. The novelty of "The Stranger" technique wears off quikly when I discover the stranger knows exactly how to work me and must either be me or Jesus. And I am not gay because god hates that.