GRAB BAG: "THE EVOLUTION OF JACK!"

[Mockery]

Pjalne has set out on the ambitious task of seeing what other types of vegetation are suitable to become full-fledged jack-o-lanterns this year! Here's part 1!

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/jack-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack.php)
HALLOWEEN GRAB BAG: "THE EVOLUTION OF JACK!" -by Pjalne
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack.php

Enjoy!

[Supafly345]

I was suprised to discover that Ikea wasn't lying when they said that homes up their actually looked like their showrooms.

[the_dudefather]

i belive ive craved a turnip in my youth.

will you be featuring that old pumpkin episode of pete and pete in this series of features :)

the art of pumpkin smashing :)

[Mockery]

PART II OF "THE EVOLUTION OF JACK!" IS NOW ONLINE! TODAY IT'S A POTATO!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack2.php

[Mike]

Nice...this is probably the best thing I've ever seen on the site.

[FS]

this is cool. Soon he'll have a whole family and can start selling them over the internet.

[pjalne]

And a television pilot.

[FartinMowler]

My house has almost all IKEA furniture :/

[YugiIsTheBomb]

Nice...this is probably the best thing I've ever seen on the site.

I agree!

[pjalne]

Nice...this is probably the best thing I've ever seen on the site.

I agree!

:(

[ThisIsWitty]

Nice...this is probably the best thing I've ever seen on the site.

I agree!

:(


I agree! :(

[sports]

:lol I so don't agree >:. :/ or do I?

[Mockery]

PART III OF "THE EVOLUTION OF JACK!" IS NOW ONLINE! TODAY IT'S A BEET!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack3.php

[EisigerBiskuit]

Oh wee oooh, killer tofu!

That beet mess would make some great fake blood barf

[FS]

Is your friend a character actor? That's Theatrical with a big T!

This beet flesh business might be beneficial Rog's zombie movie :o

[Anonymous]

The exchange between the two norweigans was hilarious :<

[aaaaaa]

That beet face looked pretty cool.

[Raziel]

yep.

[pjalne]

Is your friend a character actor? That's Theatrical with a big T!

This beet flesh business might be beneficial Rog's zombie movie :o

Haha, Andy is always your man when you need BIG acting. He was a big hit as the chief of police when we did a cop show spoof at uni in January.

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/ext/purksmall.jpg

And yeah, the beetstuff could be really great for gore effects. If you spill it on anything but a smooth surface it will stay there forever, but outdoors it should get the job done way cheaper than artificial blood. Like EisigerBiskuit said, it would be perfect if you want a zombie to vomit his own lungs out.

[FS]

ah yes, beet juice stains are permanent. And beets turn your urine red.

[pjalne]

Zombies peeing blood while vomiting blood also. Can't miss. I give the movie four stars already.

[Jeanette X]

The turnip actually turned out kind of cute.

I just got a pumpkin carving kit, actually...hopefully I can carve out something better than my usual crude attempts. I'm pretty impressed with Pjlane's work. My carvings always turned out terrible, wheras his are awesome, especially considering he that he used vegetables that are smaller and harder than pumpkins.

[Mike]

Great job Pjalne. The beet one was even better than the previous two.

[Raziel]

Yea the beet one was cool.

[Mockery]

PART IV OF "THE EVOLUTION OF JACK!" IS NOW ONLINE! TODAY IT'S A GOURD!
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack4.php

This is the final page of the story, and I have to say, I think it's also the funniest by far. Awesome work, Pjalne!

[racialslur]

PJALNE IS LORD.

[Anonymous]

That was fantastic :< Pjalne should write more for the site

[FS]

hahaha, fantastic.

[pjalne]

Glad you liked it. It's always liberating to be working on the last piece of a series, because you don't have to hoard any jokes for future entries or worry about doing something you can't top.

[DeadKennedys]

I made an enormous turnip jack-o-lantern today.

A pity, I got pissed off at my friend and smashed it all over her car :/

[pjalne]

What, are you the Green Goblin or something?

[DeadKennedys]

She got pissed off cause I wouldn't give her my candy, so she started to drive off without me. IN MY CAR >:

Sorry, not green goblin. We were dressed like Wayne and Garth

[pjalne]

Rog: the link at the bottom of the beet page links back to itself. Better not let this happen again, or you will be FIRED from the internets.

[Jeanette X]

I thought PJalne lived in Europe, not Australia. :confused

[pjalne]

Well, I get around.

I'll be back in Europe for Christmas.