the not so simple things in life

[glowbelly]

i was in the shower the other day and i was thinking that when i finally do grow up, and i mean that in the sense of when i find myself 100% financially stable, that there are a couple of not so simple things that i don't ever want to live without. these being:

1. a giant shower room with a huge bath tub where i can spend hours at a time just relaxing.

2. unlimited access to funds to purchase whatever i may need for photography.

3. a big kitchen with stainless steel appliances and a convection oven so i can make dozens of pies.

your turn.

[Dole]

One of those showers that has built in speakers and jets of water coming out the wall.

A practice drum kit


...thats all I can think of. World peace maybe.

[FartinMowler]

A really big lawn mower :) and some crack or PCP.

[FS]

Huge pectoral muscles.

[AChimp]

A new month added to the year for a 30-day orgasm.

[Bass]

Being able to shoot laser beams from my eyes.

[Dole]

How low can you go?

[Seven Force]

My own army of robot masters. :)

*sigh*

[Cosmo Electrolux]

A library and a studio ....

and a frigde that has crushed ice and water on the door....:)

[Terra]

A new month added to the year for a 30-day orgasm.

sharing achimps month long orgasm. or at least having a thirty day battery pack.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

we should get you and Chimp together....

[Dole]

My own army of robot masters.


So...you want to be dominated by a group of robot superiors?

[whoreable]

a job that doesnt want to make me take my own life in new and creative ways everyday.

[the_dudefather]

a team of ninja servants.....lots of ninjas....

ninja! get me the remote and a pizza!

[ziggytrix]

my own car, house, etc owned by me and not by some bank.

[ItalianStereotype]

So...you want to be dominated by a group of robot superiors?

mega man reference

[LNSICPantitude]

a gourmet kitchen that doesn't require that i store silverware in the overhead cabinet because the drawers are so small.

a 30 foot cabin cruiser with a captain to maintain it; but one who magically goes invisible and silent whenever we're aboard.

a personal massage therapist... see above re: invisibility and silent factor.

a maid... see above again.

a dog that is just as loveable and fantastic as the one i have now but that doesn't shit or require bathing or feeding.


and whatever... world peace, health and happiness, blip bloop blip.

[sadie]

for now.

-a job that i enjoy and that enables me to support myself and my boys.

-my own place where i can put my own stuff where i like and where i can do my own thing without people who aren't really pleased with who i am questioning my every move.

-a car that runs well and doesn't use tons of gas.

[Spectre X]

A girlfriend. :(

[Geggy]

an underground swimming pool in the backyard with my own pool man.

[FartinMowler]

an underground swimming pool in the backyard with my own pool man.

You could have a pool girl :lol

[Goldensoldier]

one big room that doesnt have walls but has cabinet amps (marshall or behringer) that has a seat in the middle with a single chord to plug my guitar or bass in with all the effects. And a room that has a really good computer and is awsome. Yeah thats my dream, i can dream that becuase it will happen when i become a rock-star :rock !!

[Jixby Phillips]

1. I WANT A ROOM THAT IS ALL CUSIONS AND BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AND IT CAN BE THE FORT ROOM BUT ALSO I'D SLEEP THERE EVERY NIGHT AND THATS ALL THAT WOULD BE IN IT

2. HIGH SHELVES ONLY SO THE GRANDKIDS (I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE KIDS BUT GRANDKIDS ARE JUST A FACT OF LIFE LETS FACE IT) CANT TOUCH MY SMOKES OR PLAY MY VIDEO TAPES

3. GET MARRIED :)

4. I WANNA COLLECT OLD VCRS

[executioneer]

a mind control device of some sort

[sadie]

i thought that's what your avatar was for?

[McMock]

Okay. The only correct answer to this question is love, but I'll go with the flow.

- A good, warm bed.
- A hammock, a garden with some weed plants.
- A wife that understands me and doesn't bug me.
- PC, Internet, Suprnova.
- A toilet where I can sit for six hours and nobody comes tell me to get off the damn toilet already. So, I want my own private toilet.

[kellychaos]

i
1. a giant shower room with a huge bath tub where i can spend hours at a time just relaxing.


AKA a rack of pneumonic devices.

[AChimp]

sharing achimps month long orgasm. or at least having a thirty day battery pack.
:love

I'd also like a soapy tit wank. :boob :wank :boob

[executioneer]

i thought that's what your avatar was for?

i WISH :(

[The Retro Kat]

I want a room soley for listenting to music, playing music, playing cards, and smoking cigs, pipes, and hookahs.

[sadie]

i WISH :(
it must just be me. :P

[Captain Goodtimes]

Maybe a new car :/

And a large mural in my room of Ernest Borgnine giving a Thumbs Up.

You know, for my self esteem :(

[Terra]

I'd also like a soapy tit wank. :boob :wank :boob

Lotion is better. Soap dries the skin and delicate nipple area.

(Nevermind how I know this) :)

[rook]

porsche 911 carrera or a '93 saab 900 convertible
unlimited time to write my book
a harem of hot men who don't want commitment but have good conversation
bigger boobs
a horde of police-trained german shepherds at my beck and call
f16 fighting falcon, always gassed up
a house in the alps and a sniper rifle

[kahljorn]

I'm completely happy so instead of listing what i want ill list what i have so all of you will have something to strive for:


A girlfriend who performs lude sexual acts with me in front of other people for money. Lots of it

Making money for sex/masturbation. Lots of it.

Being able to afford rent in two days worth of work, where i just chat online all day and occasionally orgasm.

A super girlfriend.

A-cups(so far) and a 9 inch penis.

a good stereo and lots of neurosis.

Exotic drugs and sedatives.

A girlfriend who likes sex magick and tantra.

A huge library of over 8,000 books.

Being smarter than everyone else.

[Burger Lord]

-the ability to move away from Georgia... or at least the part I live in.......

[Ninjavenom]

A library and/ or separate room for all the crap i will doubtlessly collect as i age.

A righteous stereo system.

A super lady.

A squad of deadly ninjas who will do my bidding.

One deadly red robot.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Money

A large chainsaw that can attach to my truck.

18 crates full of LAWs'

And a Dollar Sign Bag

[jin]

The end of the world. ;<

[MLE]

i love you, jin ;>

[Dr. V]

A Nintendo

A Controller

A garage

A fog machine

A sword

[Sacks]

I want magic pants where every time I reach in my pocket theres 20 dollars, but I would settle for a guy who is behind me all the time putting 20 dollars in my pocket when I'm not looking. What a cool guy.

[rook]

I want magic pants where every time I reach in my pocket theres 20 dollars, but I would settle for a guy who is behind me all the time putting 20 dollars in my pocket when I'm not looking. What a cool guy.

nice one, i'd appreciate that too.