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Brandon
Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:36 AM
The two people who did this are officially my new personal heroes. :)

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http://www.kold.com/Global/story.asp?S=2464977&nav=14RTSHDO

Two and a half hours later than expected, the crowds at Centennial Hall finally heard from the woman they had been waiting to see on Thursday night.

“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to bring to the state Ann Coulter,” Pete Seat, state chair of the Arizona College Republicans introduced the nationally-known conservative author.

About 2400 people gathered to hear Coulter defend President Bush and bash the Democrats. And she delivered.

"The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy,” Coulter said.

But outside, protestors showed that not everyone welcomed Coulter's visit, and at least two even made it inside.

As Coulter addressed a question about terrorism, she stopped mid-statement: "You take away the terrorism and liberals would hate…” at that Coulter gasped as she looked to her left, and began backing away from the podium. Two men ran by, on-stage, and each threw a pie a her. They were mobbed as they tried to exit the auditorium.

"Could the Marines please find them?” Coulter asked aloud, speaking of some of the men in the audience.

U of A police arrested the two men, one who was a student. Police said the men had tickets to get in, and hid the pies in a black attaché case. As if possible police charges weren't enough for the two suspects, the background scrim will have to be cleaned, possibly even replaced, and that could cost anywhere from three to four thousand dollars.

"We're looking into all the charges that could apply. We have assault, criminal damage to the screen and floor and all the manhours it will take to clean it. We'll follow through that way,” said UAPD Sgt. Keith Brittain.

"You gotta start travelling with a bodyguard. It's a crazy time and liberals are out of their minds and look, someone can harm you and it does make me think maybe I should start travelling with somebody,” Coulter said.

Although neither pie directly hit Coulter, it’s a serious consideration for someone voicing strong opinions at a heated time.

mburbank
Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:40 AM
I thought everybody liked pie.

Dole
Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:47 AM
Those awful awful liberals! One day its pie, and the next thing you know they are jamming nuclear warheads into ann coulter's rectum.

FS
Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:48 AM
I was going to ask for pictures, when I read that they didn't hit her directly. Damn.

Zebra 3
Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:10 PM
:) - Which means the bitch's still a target. You can find a Canadian/Int'l hitlist HERE (http://www.entartistes.ca/liste.html).

davinxtk
Oct 23rd, 2004, 02:31 AM
"You gotta start travelling with a bodyguard. It's a crazy time and liberals are out of their minds and look, someone can harm you and it does make me think maybe I should start travelling with somebody,” Coulter said.


I just felt the need to emphasize this.



My head hurts :(

GADZOOKS
Oct 23rd, 2004, 02:38 AM
Didn't those men think of the consequences! All the manhours it will take to clean!

EisigerBiskuit
Oct 23rd, 2004, 02:42 AM
$4,000 for cleaning the stages... Pehf..

Helm
Oct 23rd, 2004, 08:08 AM
My head hurts

HEY ANN KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT! PIES AND SPIES ARE JUST ONE LETTER OFF

AChimp
Oct 23rd, 2004, 10:58 AM
Why can't people throw bullets at Coulter? :(