The Grudge

[Spastic Colon]

I've read only a couple reviews so far and I'm getting a lot of mixed feelings. Well, two feelings anyway. The positive reviews sound pretty well thought out and put together. The con-reviews are a little harder to follow:


Overall Grade: F

Story: F



Acting: F



Direction: F



Visuals: F


HUH ? ? WHAA ? ? ? ?
by huh_whaa (movies profile) Oct 22, 2004
58 of 302 people found this review helpful

I done seed dis movie an dint lak it. silly stiry and not so sciry. i war mor scirred washin the firgottin septin win it turned out aliens did the bad wallpapir job. by the way, weer did thit alien wallpapir cum from? was it on the ship??? war it frem uranus er sum othir planit??

now dis one, the grudge, has more holes dan a Kerry freefire zon. firs, if gellar (fin lookin womin) war to be da nex victim, den why she der to star with. she newed bout da grudge frum begining an went to get it anyways. don mik no sence.

next, dat guy dat stirted da grudge, he dint mak no sense nither.




See what I mean? This gentleman is obviously writing in riddles to give a deeper meaning to his review. It's as if a chunk of God just fell in my lap, and It was good.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I done seed dis movie an dint lak it

[FS]

Is that an IMDb review? Cause, I tried submitting a review once and it got rejected. And looking at this, that's legally impossible unless you're trying to exclusively gather information from monkeys.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Now dis one, the grudge, has more holes dan a Kerry freefire zon. Firs, if gellar (fin lookin womin) war to be da nex victim, den why she der to star with?

[Immortal Goat]

Don't listen to the reviews, Spastic. If you are a fan of intelligent, well filmed cerebral horror, this is the movie to see. I just got back from it, and believe me when I tell you, it was worth it. Well paced, well made, and the ghosts were really creepy looking.

I don't want to spoil anything for you, but I will say this. "JAW" :chatter

[ninja wolf]

I don't even have that bad grammar and I'm West Virginian!!!!! >: It did look pretty scary in the commercils. That blue yelping/hollering/howling boy scares the crao out of me!

[Ninjavenom]

There was nothing intelligent about this movie. It's as if someone said "Hey, you know what would be scary?" and put several different scenes like that into a movie. The acting was poor, the plot and "scares" were predictable and lame, and i saw everything coming from a mile away. It's going to end up being another overhyped piece of crap like The Ring, which is probably one of the worst horror movies i have ever seen. The only things that entertained me in this movie were the shadow girl and the nighttime hospital scene. This movie didn't even make sense! Both of those scenes had nothing to do with the house or the story at all!

[ninja wolf]

Okay now that I've heard a small bit of the quilaty of the from someone with a brain all keep those things in mind.

[GADZOOKS]

Is that an IMDb review? Cause, I tried submitting a review once and it got rejected. And looking at this, that's legally impossible unless you're trying to exclusively gather information from monkeys.

Your kidding, I wrote a paragraph review how Manos: The Hands of Fate was a "captivating erotic thriller." What in the world did you write?

[James]

Is that an IMDb review? Cause, I tried submitting a review once and it got rejected. And looking at this, that's legally impossible unless you're trying to exclusively gather information from monkeys.

I think it's a Yahoo review, based on the grade system. If you thought the IMDB comments were bad, you gotta read some of the shit that gets posted on Yahoo.

[DeadKennedys]

The Japanese original, Ju On The Grudge, is much better.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Ju On. Actually has something to do with this one!? I thought it was just a coincidence in name!

[executioneer]

no its a remake

[DeadKennedys]

The Grudge in America is a remake of The Grudge, which is a chapter in the Ju-On series in Japan.

[adeptninja]

I liked the movie it wasnt all that bad. The one movie im looking out for is "White noises" I think thats the title. It was on as a preview before the grudge and it looked really good.

[pjalne]

I saw the original the day before yesterday at three in the morning. I had to close all my curtains before going to bed because I was such a scared fag afterwards. :(

[Zomboid]

It's that shit with Lzumi what scared ya the most, isn't it? :(. That and the hospital scene with the video camera scared me the most.

I haven't seen the american one yet though.

[pjalne]

I'm not sure who Lumzi was, but the last five minutes gave me the chills. I was about to fall asleep, so that didn't help.

[adeptninja]

I got the ju-on gonna have to get the subs for it.

[tenno]

why'd you close the windows, the damn ghost is inside with you now RUN!!!!


i couldnt sleep SOBEr for two nights so far because of that movie....

[Luchatein]

I was making fun of it in the theatre, but as soon as I got home, I had to turn all the lights on :(
That damn hair-like ghost gets to me.

[ScruU2wice]

I never expect much from scary movies, and no one I know liked this one. that's all i got :/