OH SHIT!

[Perndog]

The latest news on Perndog's dark, twisted, and apparently shallow ( >: ) love life. Because this evening, I really don't have anything better to do than to tell cretins about these things.

A stunning young lady of 24 who transferred here after six years of switching majors at various colleges has been making eyes at me lately. We're (probably) getting together tomorrow for a little bit. Details later.

And yes, I feel special because she's older than me and that was the whole reason I posted this.

[liquidstatik]

US CHRISTIANS LIKE YOUNGER GIRLS >:

[Jixby Phillips]

youre a fag

[Big Papa Goat]

HOODED ORGY HOODED ORGY HOODED ORGY GRAPH

[Snatchtastic]

Oh shit :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

OMG gross, i bet her vagina is all wrinkle and withered.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

RAPE THE BITCH!:)

[Anonymous]

ArrowX, as funny as that reply was in the other 12 threads you sent it to, I'm gonna have to tell you to cut it out now.

[AChimp]

I said that SHE was shallow, Perndog. :rolleyes

[Supafly345]

I always felt ashamed to come on to an older girl, because they are always kind of easy, and the couple is kind of pathetic.

[Perndog]

I said that SHE was shallow, Perndog. :rolleyes

SHE was the extent of my love life for about four months.

[MetalMilitia]

RAPE THE BITCH!:)

I think that joke chose the wrong holy grail, it got old really fast.

(im sorry, that was really quite awful :( )

[Terra]

Yes. Lets replace it with "force the issue." It doesn't have the same healthy/wholesome/empowering ring as "rape the bitch" but it does have the benefit of being something DIFFERENT.

Thnx

[Perndog]

Plans fell through on Saturday. But she promised to come to my 21st birthday party next weekend.

[Snatchtastic]

Sorry for your loss :(