What do you do when...

[MLE]

...your boyfriend belches at you during a kiss?

seriously, should i break up with him, guys?

[weirdie]

Just laugh and get on with your life.

[MLE]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH >: YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. >: >: GOD I HATE YOU.

[weirdie]

Actually yeah I do. I've had my boyfriend burp while kissing me and it's not that big of a deal. What are you, Catholic or something?

[MLE]

SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD BE BANNED >:

[weirdie]

SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD BE BANNED >:

Because you're so stuck up that a guy can't even burp at you?

[Anonymous]

WHAT THE FUCK

[MLE]

:tear i'm sorry love. i didn't mean for you to know my true feelings on this :(

[Anonymous]

:CRY

[ItalianStereotype]

cut a hole in his throat so that you can kiss him without that being an issue

[Anonymous]

burps go through the throat :rolleyes

[CaptainBubba]

My girlfriend goes "did you just burp?... gross" then says she needs a minute.

THEN DUMPS ME. X:X:X:X:X

[MLE]

OMG SHOULD I REALLY DUMP HIM?

[liquidstatik]

YES IM DYING MY HAIR PINK

[MLE]

AWESOME

NOW BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND

[pjalne]

Does Chojin know you're a catholic?

[Helm]

burps go through the throat

...and out of the said hole instead of one's mouth. Come on Chojin get on with the program.

[Sacks]

Was it a huge burp, or just a small burp? What had he previously eaten? Do you think he had it in for you? Also, were you rubbing/patting his back? Were you trying to work it out of him? Maybe you WANT to break up with him! MAYBE IT WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG! >:

[FS]

But burps go through the oesophagus or whatever, so the hole should probably in the side of the neck, shouldn't it? Helm, help me out here, you've probably seen more open throats than I have.

And the answer is to fart in his mouth LOL

[MLE]

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT

THANK YOU ALL I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM. AND I'M NOT CATHOLIC. OR CHRISTIAN. OR RELIGIOUS. >:

[DeadKennedys]

If you're going to have a boyfriend, get used to it. It's going to happen on both ends whether you like it or not.

If you're not ready to handle something like that, then you shouldn't be dating :/

[MLE]

shut the fuck up

[Anonymous]

yeah, really.

if humor was a brick, you still wouldn't get it if it hit you, but I'd really be a lot happier about the situation.

[FS]

yes, ironically, deadkennedys getting hit by a brick would be humor.

[sadie]

my oldest son claims it's wrong the way we encourage babies to burp and burp big and loud and then all of the sudden it's wrong and we get mad at them for doing what we taught them.

[Terra]

Belching during a kiss is hardly grounds for dismissal. But farting during a blowjob is crossing a line and I'd bounce him out the door if he did that.

Or light up his fart and see what pretty colors come out of his ass.

Your call either way.


:)

[pjalne]

my oldest son claims it's wrong the way we encourage babies to burp and burp big and loud and then all of the sudden it's wrong and we get mad at them for doing what we taught them.

I was really sick one time and dropped by my then-girlfriend to pick up something I can't remember. Since she chose this particular day to actually treat me alright, she held me and stroked my back for a while, and I guess my baby instinct kicked in or something and I burped on her.

[ItalianStereotype]

fuck you guys, at least Helm understands me.

[MLE]

c'mon guys i meed some serious answers :rolleyes

[Jixby Phillips]

uh shouldnt you be talking to your BOYFRIEND about this and not US

anyway thats what us guys do get used to it i know girls never burp (yea RITE) but if you hate it so much go les or something

[Terra]

Depends on how much you care for the guy. It starts with belching and then moves to farting while making love, peeing on you in the shower just for a goof and just goes down the shitter from there. I think you have to nip it in the bud now if it really bugs you. Show him you need respect.

But do it in a respectable way or else he'll get radical and ban you from here and we don't want that. :(

[Anonymous]

I'll ban YOU for suggesting this!!!

[Terra]

I had a feeling you would say that.

[Anonymous]

I had a feeling you'd have an uninteresting reply to that. And this.

[Jixby Phillips]

rape the bitch rape solves everything

[MLE]

:(

[Chaotic_Squirrel]

wat is it w/ u & rape?

[Perndog]

Belching during a kiss is hardly grounds for dismissal. But farting during a blowjob is crossing a line and I'd bounce him out the door if he did that.

Or light up his fart and see what pretty colors come out of his ass.

Your call either way.


:)

Hey, blowjobs are relaxing. Sometimes you can't help letting one slip.

:)

[MLE]

so far perndog has been the only help. c'mon guys.

[Perndog]

Oh, hi MLE.

I say just burp back. Then you're even until he does it again.

[MLE]

I THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA. I TIHNK IS DID TOO. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THIS PROBLEM

[whoreable]

Actually yeah I do. I've had my boyfriend burp while kissing me and it's not that big of a deal. What are you, Catholic or something?

god at least there is one sensible person in the group :rolleyes

GEEZ!

[Burger Lord]

If he truely is a man, and has balls, he will burp....you will have to accept that we ALL burp. Sometimes in stressful moments it gets hard to hold it back, probably won't be the last time it happens....

[Anonymous]

I had no idea this thread would be a brilliant idiot magnet.

[whoreable]

I know geez let it go he burped! God! It was just a burp!

[ziggytrix]

this whole damn forum is a brilliant idiot magnet :)

[Burger Lord]

does that actually suprise you? ..holy shit...

[MLE]

you're one of the aforementioned.

[DamnthatDavid]

Seriously, I believe it would all depend on his reaction after he belched. If he said right away "Excuse me, sorry about that"
And just looks embarassed about it, then it was just an accident.

If he laughs, or smiles, and thinks the entire thing was humorous, then that is different. Demand a apology, if he gives one right away, keep him.
If he gets defensive, dump his ass.

[MLE]

i hate you.

[Ihach]

I'm sorry, but are like 90% of the people missing the fact that this is about chojin?

[glowbelly]

yeah RIGHT :rolleyes

[DamnthatDavid]

i hate you.

That's your prerogative.

[Anonymous]

That's the strangest spelling of 'Prego' I think I've ever seen.

[Supafly345]

It really shoulden't be something to be offended by. In fact, HE should be the one offended for you hating such a gift, it is very flattering.
In Kerblakistan, in fact, a belch is a rare thing because of their dense food, and if a man has to belch he would hold an entire day so he could present it to his wife at the end of the day. Being able to time it correctly so that it comes out during a kiss, or even sex, is a talent that they have to practice years for in order to preform right. You should be thankful for living in America where men can burp in their loved-one's faces whenever they want.

[glowbelly]

by the way, i'd flick the bitch in the nutsack and then offer to slap it if he ever does that again. :)

[Terra]

That's not MOMMY talk, Missy!!

Seriously, maybe it's just how he says "hello" nowadays. There are lots of rituals that go on after people reach their year mark and beyond. He probably just wants to experiment. Try different approaches and whatnot. Variety. A few thrills. I'd let it go.

Unless he gets a bang out of it then I'd do what glow says.

[kellychaos]

Burps are mouth-farts.

[Emu]

I wonder if Relevance has come to enjoy being repeatedly butt-thrusted by kellychaos.

[kellychaos]

Relevance is ma bitch, pimpin'! Recognize. Holla, y'all!!