Hello all

[Guyver]

I just wanted to say hi. I've been coming to this site for a while now, and I have to say, it's one of the best and funniest out there on the web. What I especially love is how it re-kindled my interest in Boo-Berry, which I bought two boxes of for this month.

[HickMan]

I BOUGHT THREE BOXES YOU WORTHLESS LIAR.

[Burger Lord]

since I actually like the Guyver, not the Mark Hamil shit but the anime with the lots of blood, I won't make fun of you today. Not gonna make any promises for tomorrow though...

[MetalMilitia]

Well seeing as this is a 'hi im new' topic i suppose i should to the right thing....

Shut up fag, stop bieng such a fag all the time you fag. Oh, and did i mention no one likes you. MOCKMOCKMOCKMOCKMOCK...

ok im done.

[Spectre X]

I just wanted to say hi. I've been coming to this site for a while now, and I have to say, it's one of the best and funniest out there on the web. What I especially love is how it re-kindled my interest in Boo-Berry, which I bought two boxes of for this month.

Apparently you haven't been here long enough to realize that we don't take kindly to "Hi, I'm new threads", something that MetalMilitia has already colourfully expanded upon.

I, however, am in a good mood and salute you and welcome you to the I-Mockery ranks.

Just don't try to be funny, not untill you get thye hang of how things go here.

[DeadKennedys]

BEND OVER

[MetalMilitia]

I just wanted to say hi. I've been coming to this site for a while now, and I have to say, it's one of the best and funniest out there on the web. What I especially love is how it re-kindled my interest in Boo-Berry, which I bought two boxes of for this month.

Apparently you haven't been here long enough to realize that we don't take kindly to "Hi, I'm new threads", something that MetalMilitia has already colourfully expanded upon.

I, however, am in a good mood and salute you and welcome you to the I-Mockery ranks.

Just don't try to be funny, not untill you get thye hang of how things go here.

Dont forget that ever mentioning how much you like anime, using an anime name or having an avatar taken from an anime series will earn you hatred from 90% of the community.

[Ninjavenom]

The Guyver had tentacle rape in it. :blah

[Dixie]

mmmm tentacle rape.

[sadie]

i was gonna ask where the mc went, but i then realized it was mac instead and gy, not guy.

[Matt Harty]

DeadKennedys and MetalMilitia are taking over!!! :eek

[FS]

http://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/macgyver.jpg

[Guyver]

Sorry about my choice of thread. I didn't realize how disliked those were.

As for Anime, Guyver's the only one I've seen or owned. I don't watch any of the others.

[EisigerBiskuit]

howdy stranger, always great to see some new faces. keep it clean k?

[kellychaos]

Whew! He saved this thread in the knick of time with some peanut butter and a paper clip.

[Imadjinn]

The keep it clean comment was a lie Guyver.

Let me translate for you:

Fuck off (howdy) weirdo (stranger), I hate (always great to see) new guys (new faces). Stay away from me bitch (keep it clean k?).

I see myself as the nice guy of the forum and I think you are a moron for making an "I am the new guy" topic. I did and look at me now!

[Emu]

Get the fuck back in that hole you crawled out of >:

[the_dudefather]

remember the rules which will ensure long term happiness on i-mockery.net

-no family guy references (no matter how tempting)
-try not to mention anime any more (unless its to make fun of it)
-arrowx has fleas, so watch out
-dont try and be 'wacky'

welcome to the boards!

[Raziel]

sup guyver welcome to the boards.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

I always wondered what it would feel like to have an orb bore its way into your skull while also suffocating you with tentacles to near death.....

Teh Episode Anime series(not the movie) Were good up untill Episode 7 I beleive, the whole Apton thing and the Zoalords wee bullshit.

[kellychaos]

This is like a horribly ironic rerun of the Twilight Zone where you keep on having to relive the same painful torture indefinitely.

[sadie]

kinda like reading your posts. :P

[The Damp Moose]

I always wondered what it would feel like to have an orb bore its way into your skull while also suffocating you with tentacles to near death.....

Teh Episode Anime series(not the movie) Were good up untill Episode 7 I beleive, the whole Apton thing and the Zoalords wee bullshit.



-try not to mention anime any more (unless its to make fun of it)
-arrowx has fleas, so watch out



You see?

[ArrowX]

excuse me bu who the fuck are you. Please shut up before I sent my legions of stupid a knocking on your door, soonafter pluggin every orfive in your body with a copy of the Atari ET game >:

[Anonymous]

Excuse me, but shut the fuck up already, Arrow. Not only does no-one want to hear from you, but you're completely uninteresting and interrupt every thread with your stupid bullshit. Tone it the fuck down or I'll send you on vacation.

[Jixby Phillips]

Location: in a pile of video games somwhere

[Dixie]

more about the tentacles...i'm aroused.

[Terren]

Heirdie is a baie goeie forum. Al die mense kan nie verstaan wat ek se. Hulle is nie baie intelligent mense nie.

And don't give me crap about writing in another language. It says nothing about that in the rules, unless it does.

[Carnivore]

I'll say it in plain English.

Fuck off and die painfully!

[kellychaos]

kinda like reading your posts. :P

You sadden me.

[Gaspy Conana]

Hey buddy welcome to I-Mockery dot net! :)

[ArrowX]

Heirdie is a baie goeie forum. Al die mense kan nie verstaan wat ek se. Hulle is nie baie intelligent mense nie.

And don't give me crap about writing in another language. It says nothing about that in the rules, unless it does.

No you don't.

[Terren]

Carnivore, you are a loser on so many levels that it would take a power point presentation by top academics to fully explain your total lack of usefulness to anybody on this earth.

If I had to take a guess I would say you were beat up at school (most probably by a girl) and now that you have discovered the internet you have created this alter ego to "destroy" all the ugly people.


You are in one word Pathetic. Most of the mockers here are smart and I appreciate their comments even when they are aim at me. You are just a Dork. Go play with knive.

[Sethomas]

Yeah, definitely stick to the Afrikaans.

[Terren]

I can like to speak Afrikaans very good :)

[Carnivore]

Verily, my life is a tragic story. A tragic story about a man struggling to remain compassionate and understanding while wandering a human wasteland of imbecility. Eventually, he is forced to reserve his caring for only a select few lest he be overwhelmed.

If I step back for a moment, I can look past the complete assclown that you are, Terren, and see that it probably isn't your fault. Something awful must have happened to you. You must've been dropped down a mine shaft, landed on your head, and miraculously survived albeit with severe mental handicaps. Perhaps you were raised by apes. Maybe you were simply unloved and neglected. I don't know why you suck the way you suck.

Most likely, however, you have no excuse. you are a tool of your own volition, and now some poor sick person will be deprived of caring today because I squandered it on you, you insignificant piece of excrement!

Most of the Mockers here are good friends of mine. Most of the Mockers here consider you vapid, moronic, and worthless. Most of them probably wouldn't mind seeing you fall down that mine shaft again but please die this time.

Do the smart thing and don't reply. Disappear for a while, create a new account, and try again.

[Terren]

This is not a reply. I am exercising my fingers.



Still exercising........



Almost done.........



just a few more.......



and ........ aaaah.......much better!

[sadie]

You sadden me.
aw. and i used the :P and everything. :rolleyes

[Dole]

The transaction you refer to in your sig being a decent comeback presumably?

[Terren]

Presumably you are one of carnivores numerous friends who condisder me vapid, moronic, and worthless.[/quote]

[Dole]

Yup

[Terren]

Well isn't that nice.

I am going to stop watching this topic. You can continue to insult my manhood, intelligence and right to exist, when I add my next 2 cents worth in another topic.

Invigorating!!!!

[Seven Force]

Well isn't that nice.

I am going to stop watching my mom undress from now on. My therapist says it's not normal. Meanwhile i'll just sit here and surf the net eating chips like I usually do adding utterly retarded posts that do nothing but prove i'm a lonely fag, and my manhood, intelligence and right to exist, means nothing to me anymore, so i'll just go visit OAO and see how he's doing. Maybe he can teach me to make my dick bigger so I can fuck myself in the ass.

If he doesn't get really horny and incoherent and fuck me first. :(

:lol

[kellychaos]

You sadden me.
aw. and i used the :P and everything. :rolleyes

If you didn't have such a cute kid, I swear I'd ... :/

[ItalianStereotype]

you'd what, be a fag? a completely worthless lump of excrement? a burden on the collective human soul? you've got that covered already.

[kellychaos]

I've got a lumpful of love in my britches for you. :)

[ItalianStereotype]

god, I hate you.

[kellychaos]

Are you still typing? I fell asleep for a minute there.

[sadie]

you first!