Somebody give me a crash course in AIM.

[The One and Only...]

I just IMed someone three times before I realized that she may be online but is in an "away state." What the hell does that mean, anyway?

[AChimp]

It means she doesn't like you.

[The One and Only...]

No, it means that she isn't at the computer. That's what the Away message is for. It's not as if it targets specific users, and even if it did, she couldn't target me because she doesn't know my s/n.

[The One and Only...]

And yes, I did find that out with the help feature.

BTW: ROG, PLEASE FIX THE EDIT FEATURE. >:

[Terra]

She's around but just away from the computer. Or she's in the middle of Imming somebody else. Just wait a bit.

[DeadKennedys]

Don't worry, It'll all work out!



















:lol

[The One and Only...]

She's around but just away from the computer. Or she's in the middle of Imming somebody else. Just wait a bit.

Wait a bit?

Let me put this in perspective:

Online time: 6 hours, 9 minutes.

She must be one of those types that leaves the damn thing on all day. She might not be back at all, and I don't feel like sitting at my computer that long.

[Bass]

You can set it so that some kind of alarm type thing goes off when she comes back from being away... just right click on the name, and go down to "alert me when *whoever* is available"... of course, you'll still have to be at your computer to hear the alert, but if you set your volume loud enough, you can go do other things around the house, and just be sure to listen for the noise

[Terra]

Then leave and don't obsess over it. :)

[MLE]

BTW: ROG, PLEASE FIX THE EDIT FEATURE. >:

BTW: OAO, PLEASE READ THE FORUMS. >:

[The One and Only...]

Agreed. I'll check back at 9:00 or 9:30.

Oh yeah, and I figured out how to read the Away message. Says "english homework."

[McMock]

She could be leaving her pc on to download something. I do it all the time. Those warez don't p2p themselves, you know.

[Esuohlim]

Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you OAO?

[McMock]

What the hell is wrong with using AOL? I used IM clients too. I talk to people too. Nothing is wrong with that.

[Jixby Phillips]

OAO is amazing

[AChimp]

How the fuck do you make it this far in life without learning how to use an IM program, especially when you're under 18? :lol

[DeadKennedys]

She must be one of those types that leaves the damn thing on all day. She might not be back at all, and I don't feel like sitting at my computer that long.

But we all know you will.

[sadie]

if this were a poll and i were prone to voting in polls, i'd vote she's-at-the-computer-ignoring-you.

[Emu]

Go over to her house if you can manage to drag your immense manhood that far. Or, even better, try calling her.

[adeptninja]

And yes, I did find that out with the help feature.

BTW: ROG, PLEASE FIX THE EDIT FEATURE. >:

rog will fix it when he gets around to it. dont be a asshole I dont see you helping him out this shit costs money you know and he wants to make movies not fix some shit to help you ouw

[adeptninja]

And yes, I did find that out with the help feature.

BTW: ROG, PLEASE FIX THE EDIT FEATURE. >:

rog will fix it when he gets around to it. dont be a asshole I dont see you helping him out. this shit costs money you know and he wants to make movies not fix some shit to make it more convient for you

[executioneer]

hahahaha

[Anonymous]

:lol

[jin]

Between Adeptninja and Metalmilitia, i think this forum is completely under control. ;D

Way to go guys! ;D

[Sethomas]

I love how OAO purveys himself to be an economics wunderkind, and now that he thinks he's in the door he takes up every possible opportunity to prove what a fucking dumbass he is.

[WhiteRat]

Jiggle the cable. It'll solve everything.

[Sacks]

Heehee "jiggle". :)

[FS]

This is an honest question - what status do you get for a person when they've blocked you? Do they just always look offline to you then?

[Sacks]

Yeah, that would just be mean if they didn't.

[Dole]

When they block you it says:

"User has blocked you from sending instant messages. This means you are probably a right cunt, some 40 year old fatty perv, or OAO. AOL suggests you try communicating with people in real life, for once. Lets face it, you need the exercise. If you have no friends, try engaging some local brainless shop assistant drone, perhaps with a fevered and sweaty reference to the current weather. Laugh nervously at the blank, slack jawed response as you try to find some connection with their dead, glassy eyes. Leave shop, with the last vestiges of your self-esteem trailing behind you like some rancid, shapeless intestine. Kill self. Repeat."

[Sacks]

That must have come with the new update.

[Jixby Phillips]

Remember the girl who flirted with me on the bus? Well...

[Terren]

From what I can tell the girl that flirted with you on the bus was most probably trying to get it on with one of your siblings/friends. You were just a means to an end buddy, means to an end.

[sadie]

astounding!

[The One and Only...]

From what I can tell the girl that flirted with you on the bus was most probably trying to get it on with one of your siblings/friends. You were just a means to an end buddy, means to an end.

Which I find hilarious, as I have no siblings and no friends whom I have hardly any contact with.

And if you're blocked, you can't send a message. I sent one, it just took me forever to find out she wasn't at the computer.

Anyway, this is pointless. Quite frankly, I would be just as happy smashing the CD she made and feeding the shards to her, but alas, that would get in severe legal trouble. I just want the stupid, pointless, unnecessary contact to end, because it isn't going anywhere and it isn't going to.

You know, I could just cap her in the knees. That way, it wouldn't be attempted murder.

[Jixby Phillips]

You should be studied.

[FS]

hahaha

[kellychaos]

His genes should be isolated from mainstream society. There has to be an island somewhere on which we can put him.

[Anonymous]

Hey now, he admitted that he has no friends. That's a start.

[The One and Only...]

I have friends, but I rarely contact them. My point was that if she wanted one of them, there are others she could have gone through more effectively.

However, it's irrelevant. I'm just seriously pissed. I want to knock the shit out of this girl right now, and that's not an exaggeration. If it had no repercussions, I would do it without hesitation. Not even Agoraphobic Nosebleed can help me vent my rage. I hope that feeling fades by tomorrow, or else I'm going to be in a murderous rampage.

[MetalMilitia]

.....

[AChimp]

Wanting to hit a girl... What a fucking faggot :lol

[The One and Only...]

I need to hit SOMEBODY!!!

BLOOD!!! I NEED BLOOD!!!

[DeadKennedys]

I need to hit SOMEBODY!!!

BLOOD!!! I NEED BLOOD!!!

http://www.knightsedge.com/knives/mini-samurai-knife-2700.jpg

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http://www.chinese-tailor.com/neck.jpg

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:)

Your life is meaningless, after all...

[Matt Harty]

did you guys ever see one of those movies where some guy from the past comes to the future and is so amazed by modern technology and he is so funny how she doesnt know how a shower works and a refrigerator.

ok thats OAO

[glowbelly]

hey did you guys ever see the movie about a person named matt harty who did his best to imitate whatever person that was liked a lot on a message board in an attempt to be funny but failed miserably at gaining any kind of acceptance because he was outed as a fake and instead bragged about all of his friends that he had offline while he was online?

ok that's so whoops, i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. :(

[Matt Harty]

lol yeah the day everyone teamed up againts that guy with friends :lol

[MetalMilitia]

Woah! you have friends that are like not internet friends. Dude thats hardcore!

[Matt Harty]

see thats the most hilarious part

you guys say "oh your hardcore" like i ever tried to make it sound like i was anything big for having friends and dating alot of girls. and its you sad people who keep bringing it up that makes it so funny to me, that it pisses so many people off that someone does something outside of the house.

i cant say all of you are pathetic, but the majority that still brings it up is sad. :<

[Terra]

What I find hilarious is that somebody actually gives a rip about your love life. AND the fact that you have a life outside of this place, which compels you to justify it constantly. :)

Now do smart things and cease talking about it.

Thank you and move forward.

[Dole]

I must have missed a meeting....no idea whats going on.

[MetalMilitia]

Woah! you do stuff like not in your house. Dude thats hardcore!

[Matt Harty]

glow, its like someone being pissed off at you for having a baby because they've never expierienced it. its really odd, and it'd probably make you laugh like it does me. you never tried to brag or make a big deal out of it.

but, if its one thing the lonely and outcast people of i-mockery hate, its seeing others with happy and successful lives. As compared to their own worthless existence, where the highlight of their day was taking shots at someone with a girlfriend. Irony. :lol

[Dole]

Hey, I have a happy and successful life, and I am an outcast here.
:posh high fives self

[Helm]

I don't have any friends or girlfriends anymore but I have nough meat to last me through the winter now!

[dreaddi]

You weren't even in a relationship with this girl and you're that angry at her? You're the kind of guy that makes me so careful who I give my phone number to... seriously, chill. Maybe she just thinks you're nice and likes talking to you on the bus (or wherever you guys meet).

[kellychaos]

Is it too early for the rape jokes?

[FS]

That should be on your gravestone.

[kellychaos]

It's already been pre-ordered that way. I'm getting buried ass-up complete with elegant glass display case.

[The One and Only...]

I'm don't think I was really that angry. I just needed to vent somehow, and I guess this message board was the way to do it.

[Seven Force]

Just venting. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigt. :rolleyes

You weren't even in a relationship with this girl and you're that angry at her? You're the kind of guy that makes me so careful who I give my phone number to... seriously, chill. Maybe she just thinks you're nice and likes talking to you on the bus (or wherever you guys meet).

That's so true. :lol

[Seven Force]

Just an afterthought...

Why don't you just calm down and just talk to her. Be her friend. Is that so bad? Even if it doesn't work out, you'll still have one more friend. To get angry about something like that is just dumb. Are you even ready for a relationship with a real life girl? :eek

A girl doesn't want a guy with nothin'. They want to be with a guy they'll feel safe with, that'll protect them. Someone that has stable finanaces (a.k.a: a job), and someone who's in somewhat decent shape (a.k.a, not overweight, not saying you are or anything).

Sometimes girls just flirt for the hell of it man. I love it, personally, even if it goes nowhere. If I wanna get serious with someone, i'll let them know. So relax, you got a long life ahead of you, and who knows, maybe you'll find that special girl you've been waiting for.















Or rape. Rape solves everything! :lol

[jin]

Just between us guys, I envy Matt Harty and I think would kill myself to be more like him! ;<

You know what im talking about Metalmilitia and SevenForceIncUSA! ;>

[Seven Force]

LMAO

Can't argue with that. :)

[Seven Force]

When they block you it says:

"User has blocked you from sending instant messages. This means you are probably a right cunt, some 40 year old fatty perv, or OAO. AOL suggests you try communicating with people in real life, for once. Lets face it, you need the exercise. If you have no friends, try engaging some local brainless shop assistant drone, perhaps with a fevered and sweaty reference to the current weather. Laugh nervously at the blank, slack jawed response as you try to find some connection with their dead, glassy eyes. Leave shop, with the last vestiges of your self-esteem trailing behind you like some rancid, shapeless intestine. Kill self. Repeat."

I'm gonna use that as an away message. :lol

[Anonymous]

It's great how defensive mattchew is getting about this. Matt, the reason why we make fun of you for pretending you have a million billion friends and a stable of girlfriends - where they sit all day preening themselves until you open up the double-doors and select one to ride with for the day - is because recently you've been falling back on that hilarious lie whenever you get upset with someone.

Not that you don't know that, but you're about as convincing in your spin as our current president.

Actually, much less so, considering half the country is still rallying behind the moron.

[BlueOatmeal]

I have no life. Stereotype knows what I'm talking about. :(

[Dole]

I'm gonna use that as an away message.


please dont.

[FS]

Well, it's not like anyone's going to see it.

[Matt Harty]

The only time I ever mentioned my outside life was when someone attacked it with the gay stereotype that anybody that comes here sits on the computer all day and has no life. It isn't true for me and I made my point.

I never tried to make myself sound special, I made one comeback to some obscure character and it stirred up Rongi n Pals.

So now whenever I say anything it's "haha well its ok matt harty you can ask one of your girlfriends can i borrow one haha" like I made 5 threads boasting about my life.

[ziggytrix]

Actually Matt, every single time I've seen this mentioned, I've gotten the impression that you think your social life is better than the majority of the posters on these boards.

That said, I haven't read every one of your posts on the subject, and I don't actually give a fuck. Just sayin.

[Anonymous]

Matt. You said it several times in pyph, several times in loveline, several times in gb. I'd know, because I tend to read these boards.

You can't tell your one million friends to piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

[Anonymous]

3 Funny things about this fucktard thread...

1. When OAO continued to prove what a pathetic loser he was with women, and proving to everyone without a shadow of a doubt that he will die a virgin.

2. When Matt once again continued to try impress people on the fucking internet that he has this "Magical social life" and got pissed off when nobody would believe his lies. When in fact he's just as sorry as OAO.

3. When I said "fucktard.

Wait. Fuck all that. The only funny thing about this thread was when I said "fucktard".

:lol

[Esuohlim]

YES BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP BUT GIGGLE WITH EUPHORIC GLEE EVERY TIME A PARROT SAYS THE SAME GODDAMN THING EVERY TIME HE GETS HIT BY OXYGEN ATOMS.

[Terra]

And what have you been sucking on in order to survive? Because whatever it is, it can't withstand intelligence at all. :)

[Anonymous]

...what?

[Lotida]

The only time I ever mentioned my outside life was when someone attacked it with the gay stereotype that anybody that comes here sits on the computer all day and has no life. It isn't true for me and I made my point.

I never tried to make myself sound special, I made one comeback to some obscure character and it stirred up Rongi n Pals.

Are those real tears?

[Supafly345]

I really wish I knew what people were fighting over in this.

[ziggytrix]

It varies from page to page.

[Jixby Phillips]

COULD SOMEBODY GIVE A CRASH COURSE IN POSTING A PICTURE?

[ziggytrix]

http://www.fiatbarchetta.com/miscpix/crash-jose2.jpg

[Seven Force]

3 Funny things about this fucktard thread...

1. When OAO continued to prove what a pathetic loser he was with women, and proving to everyone without a shadow of a doubt that he will die a virgin.

2. When Matt once again continued to try impress people on the fucking internet that he has this "Magical social life" and got pissed off when nobody would believe his lies. When in fact he's just as sorry as OAO.

3. When I said "fucktard.

Wait. Fuck all that. The only funny thing about this thread was when I said "fucktard".

:lol

All right! Where the fuck have you been? :eek :lol

[Helm]

it stirred up Rongi n Pals

I'd like to point out that I'm not one of Rongis 'pals' and I still think you're being really silly about your girlfriends/friends whatever so don't think this is just some kneejerk reaction by a clique of posters revolving around that moron.

[AChimp]

Sorry, guys. I haven't been around much for the last few days because I was busy fucking my girlfriends in front of my millions of friends. What did I miss? :picklehat

[Terra]

Yeah me too. Jesus. Is Matt still here??? I hope my friends didn't run into his friends. Or AChimps friends. God. What if we, like KNEW each other and were bragging about each other and we were like really, REALLY each other friends that we were bragging about but we didn't really like KNOW IT?????

[AChimp]

I think it's really hot that you were fucking your girlfriends, too. We are now an Internet Couple(tm) and you can live in my harem. :picklehat

[Terra]

Oh shit, Chimp! I thought I was fucking your girlfriends!!! :chatter

[AChimp]

THAT'S EVEN MORE AWESOME OMG. :wank