GUYS I'M TALKING ABOUT MUBERT BEHIND HIS BACK IN THIS THREAD

[Anonymous]

DON'T TELL HIM. OKAY?

bigstrath: havent you degraded me enough behind my back?
Popnko: GARFIELD??? IT'S YOU??? =-O
bigstrath: close enough
bigstrath: but seriously, im pretty sure that i wont be a cunt anymore
bigstrath: im on my chubby knees
Popnko: who is this
bigstrath: who do you think
Popnko: if i knew, i wouldn't be fucking asking
bigstrath: you could have a thought of who it could be, and asked for affirmation
bigstrath: but hey, whatever
bigstrath: mubert
Popnko: haha
bigstrath: i dont give things up that easily
Popnko: what about this with me degrading you behind your back
bigstrath: oh please, i read the forums still
bigstrath: i shouldnt be bitching though, since i would do the exact same
Popnko: uh huh. i don't think i've said a word about you since banning you
bigstrath: oh you have but whatever, i dont care, just tell me when my removal ends
Popnko: not that I don't think I should, but I'm just saying, facts are facts
Popnko: how about instead? you go on a diet.
bigstrath: i am on a diet
Popnko: is it the shut up diet
bigstrath: yes
Popnko: because i think you should consider that one
Popnko: for years
bigstrath: ahhhhh fack
Popnko: i think you should tie a bag around your head and invite kids to hit you with cars
Popnko: they aren't even supposed to drive!
Popnko: but it'll be for a good cause
bigstrath: no shit they arent
bigstrath: they arent allowed to drive cause theyre too small to fucking reach the gas
Popnko: IS THAT A FACT!
bigstrath: I DONT KNOW IS IT!
Popnko: YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!
bigstrath: MAYBE MORE THAN ONE
bigstrath: MAYBE I LEARNED THAT BEGGING ISNT ANY GOOD WITH TREE MONSTERS, CAUSE THEY JUST LIKE EATING YOUR PRIDE LIKE YOUR SWEET JUICY FUCKING HEART
Popnko: shouldn't you be in bed
Previous message was not received by bigstrath because of error: User bigstrath is not available.

I'd like to imagine at the end of this he threw down his mouse and ran away from the PC in tears. Seriously, kids, spend your 7th grade lunch periods elsewhere.

I also love how he just expects me to know who it is, as if I lie awake at night with the decision to ban him causing me nightmares.

N-No! Mubert! I'm sorry! I'm SORRRRYYYYY!

O-oh. It...it was all a dream. Thank God.

[weirdie]

I bet this makes you feel like a big man.

[Anonymous]

Shit, I didn't know his mom posted here, too. :<

[MLE]

you have no idea what happened with this person.

[nothing4buddha]

are those YOUR boobs :O

[GADZOOKS]

dont offend her anyone chojin she may jsut walk right out of this messageboard. :lol

[MLE]

we'll never know

[nothing4buddha]

oh wait nevermind she changed her avatar :(

[weirdie]

you have no idea what happened with this person.

Nor do I care. But that isn't the point. The point is that he's posting an 'embarassing' IM conversation on an INTERNET message board with the hopes of making someone feel bad. It's sad.

[Anonymous]

I don't know, she's a little too in-your-face for me! :eek

[Anonymous]

Weirdie. Did you get lost looking for the i-compassion forums?

[Mike]

Wow Chojin, you are so slick on the internet. I bet that little weiner is pooing on the floor right now. Thank you for sharing this matter of great concern with the rest of us.

[Anonymous]

This thread needs some Lotida before it can truly be a gathering of the minds.

[weirdie]

Weirdie. Did you get lost looking for the i-compassion forums?

Seriously, keep up the good fight. Attempting to insult people over the internet in an attempt to make your life seem a little less pathetic is an entirely reasonable pastime.

[MLE]

does he need to direct you to read the text in your address bar again already? jesus.

[executioneer]

thats what this whole board is BASED on though

[weirdie]

does he need to direct you to read the text in your address bar again already? jesus.

Standing up for your little e-boyfriend?

How cute.

[Mike]

LOL, the first link on a google search for i-compassion forums is "Morgantown Mafia Forums"

http://www.google.com/search?q=i-compassion+forums&sourceid=firefox&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

[executioneer]

i-MOCKERY

[weirdie]

i-MOCKERY

Holy cow, with smarts like yours, I'd bet you went to Community College or something.

[Anonymous]

Attempting to insult people over the internet in an attempt to make your life seem a little less pathetic is an entirely reasonable pastime.

As is attempting to use sophisticated language to make yourself seem 12% less worthless.

Stick to posting pictures of yourself. It'll win you tons more points than you'll get from trying to think.

[executioneer]

i-MOCKERY

Holy cow, with smarts like yours, I'd bet you went to Community College or something.

so what, you're a giant hypocrite then?

[weirdie]

As is attempting to use sophisticated language to make yourself seem 12% less worthless.

Stick to posting pictures of yourself. It'll win you tons more points than you'll get from trying to think.


I know "attempting" and "entirely reasonable" are pretty complicated words for some people, but try to keep up.

[ziggytrix]

who was mubert and why was he banned?

i mean, i remember someone called mubert posted here, but for the life of me i don't remember one thing about him.

[MLE]

he's not an internet boyfriend. i can post pics of us sexing up the basement here if you'd like

[weirdie]

he's not an internet boyfriend. i can post pics of us sexing up the basement here if you'd like

Ok, so what then? He phoned you up and said, "Come defend me, there's someone threatening my e-status,"?

[Anonymous]

Weirdie, we here at the internet would like to let you know that your complaint is important to us and will be addressed with the utmost attention to your satisfaction.

The internet's a tough place sometimes, as you're surely aware! We can't do a terrific job in every corner of this great World Wide Web, but as president Lincoln said, "LAWZY JESUS FUCKING GOD COULD YOU BE ANY MORE PREDICTIBLE ASOIEDAHSOD HERaa"

[MLE]

i can't compete with your quick qit :o i guess you're right about these forums, and we should all change our ways because of the opinion of a new poster that just came on board yesterday.

[Anonymous]

Hold on, guys, I'll save weirdie some internet elbow grease here. That's what us moderators are here for!

as president Lincoln said, "LAWZY JESUS FUCKING GOD COULD YOU BE ANY MORE PREDICTIBLE ASOIEDAHSOD HERaa"
Uh huh. Learn that in your high school history class, did we? Rhombus equinox.

a new poster that just came on board yesterday.
And, pray tell, how is your board supposed to grow with-FUCK I CAN'T DO IT IT'S MAKING MY FACE HURT ASAAAAAAGAGH

[ziggytrix]

Aw damn, I guess they'll have to shut the site down.

Thanks for ruining everything, Weirdie. I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY.

[MLE]

>:

[executioneer]

oh n o my message forum

[GADZOOKS]

Now we wander the desert for 40 years.

[jin]

Wait! I agree with them, guys! Stop making fun of people Chojin! >:

Its mean and degrading to mubert that you would post this on THE INTERNET - You should be ashamed. >:0

What about in the future, when that poor obese child becomes a poor obese adult and needs psychiatric help because of you are not only posting his heartfelt instant messenger cry for help- his begging plea to you for acceptance of his new non-cunt self;, but also malicious remarks behind his back on this forum- only for the amusement of others? :O

You think you're so hot on the internet, well- YOU'RE NOT! :o

Weirdie, I think its wonderful that you're one of those who have to interject with righteous, self-justified opinions of everything, and its just beautiful the way in which you believe yourself to be the ultimate intelligence on all things on this planet: Earth, simply because you have thick glasses, friends who like music with acoustic guitars and go to college. ;D

You should post more and make sure you tell EVERYONE what is right and wrong! PLEASE! The internet needs more people like you to defend the liberties of others and banish injustice with every keystroke! Tell them small-minded, uneducated community college peons! :D

[MLE]

jin has spoken :(

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry, Jin. Today will be my last day on this forum and my first day in internet rehab. Wish me luck, guys! From the looks of it, I'll need it!

[ziggytrix]

Good luck!

YAY, HAPPY ENDING!

[whoreable]

weirdie is the best fucking character on this board right now

[thebiggameover]

i think we should ease up on weirdie. she didnt know just how bad mubert sucked....

also, this thread need bape in here ASAP...

[Dole]

Seriously, keep up the good fight. Attempting to insult people over the internet in an attempt to make your life seem a little less pathetic is an entirely reasonable pastime.


She reminds me of Glowbelly when she first posted here....oh no, I am getting misty eyed now :posh

[FS]

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL PROUD OF YOURSELVES

[pjalne]

YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU, CATHOLIC?

[Jixby Phillips]

WEIRDY COULD YOU PLEASE ADD "</SARCASM>" TO YOUR POSTS SO I CAN READ THEM PROPERLY

[Supafly345]

She left before I even heard of her.

[MetalMilitia]

:bestthread

This thread was more awsome than jesus. Chojin is the wittyest person ever.

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah great thread good job guys

[MetalMilitia]

:highfives all round.

[glowbelly]

Seriously, keep up the good fight. Attempting to insult people over the internet in an attempt to make your life seem a little less pathetic is an entirely reasonable pastime.


She reminds me of Glowbelly when she first posted here....oh no, I am getting misty eyed now :posh

HEY! I WOULD NEVER HAVE REPEATED WORDS LIKE THAT, MISTER. >:

[glowbelly]

ps: chojin is mean

[Carnivore]

I miss mean Chojin.

[sadie]

same here. and >: @ another thread with a missing page.

[kellychaos]

This place needs a logic-based arbitering program to separate the peaceful internet folk from the antogonistic agressors. :(

[Rongi]

and you need a salad

cuz you're fat, kelly

[beardie weirdie]

you guys stop being mean to my wife RIGHTNOW >:

it's ok mrs. weirdie....I'm here now :(

[nothing4buddha]

hey beardie weirdie kinda looks like johnny depp :lol

[nothing4buddha]

thats hot :X

[beardie weirdie]

woah, settle down miss i'm spoken for :/

[ArrowX]

I'm BAaaaaaaaaack

[glowbelly]

oh look someone had to bring in her "husband" to stick up for her.

it's really fucked up when a new poster resorts to creating multiple personalities of themself to pass their free time and gain some sort of acceptance.

look at what you people do to others!

[Ninjavenom]

Sadie, totally keep that avatar. It's so... Sadie :o

[FartinMowler]

Dickhead wrote [/quote]I miss mean Chojin.


I agree with Dickhead

[Lotida]

This thread needs some Lotida before it can truly be a gathering of the minds.

I love it when you summon me cupcake!

[Carnivore]

The low tide of human evolution has arrived :/

[Anonymous]

It washes in at night, like all the crap people throw out of their pontoons in the day while fishing.

Pontoon.

[Dr. V]

Just thought I'd chime in!

[dreaddi]

same here. and >: @ another thread with a missing page.

Sorry to be a creepy lurker but... I love your avatar. It's just so cute :love

[sadie]

thanks. that's my baby!

[Anonymous]

I thought I banned mubert. :(

[Dr. V]

We all banned Mubert. In our hearts.