I'm going to take a hiatus.

[The One and Only...]

I've realized how fucked up my life is, and that I need to do something about it. I need to recompose myself. I can't afford to lose any more control of my emotions; I need to regain it.

This board is only detracting me from that.

I don't know how long I'll be gone. I may only be gone a few days, or I might never return. Who knows.

Adios.

[nothing4buddha]

we dun care.

[Seven Force]

I heart buddha. :)

[James]

His gigantic penis will be leaving a few days from now.

We'll miss you both. :(

[ArrowX]

Damnit There gors one of the only beacons of rational thought :(

[thebiggameover]

:aok

[whoreable]

jesus christ what a fucking douche.

[Esuohlim]

A hiatus, you say? Be sure to be back during sweeps week hahahahaha. Seriously, though, never return.

[kellychaos]

I think you need to decompose yourself. Die, Dumpe Fatovich!

[MrAdventure]

:lol hahaha

but no seriously how can you regain composure you never had

[Helm]

OAO, do you by any chance, fence?

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

[DeadKennedys]

Farewell to OaO, his massive penis, and his sharp rapier

[Helm]

Random person on MSN says:hey
Helm says: Hi. Who are you again?
Random person on MSN says:tell me who u are and i will tell u who i am
Random person on MSN says:promise
Helm says:Okay. My name is Ernest. I am trying to become a professional fencer.
Helm says:Nice to meet you.
Random person on MSN says:where are u from
Helm says:I am from the US... I.. I think. It's been a while since I've geen overground. I've been keeping to myself in the basement, trying to work up my fencing skill. Trying to get things in perspective. I've realized how fucked up my life is, and that I need to do something about it. I need to recompose myself. I can't afford to lose any more control of my emotions; I need to regain it.
Random person on MSN says:whoa

Random person goes offline.

[Burger Lord]

heh, OaO hope you didn't really expect a real reply here....

[adeptninja]

I'll miss you OaO your one of the only people that everyone else hated more then me

[Helm]

That consensus is rapidly being reconsidred.

[Lotida]

See what you guys have done!! Are you happy now???? >:

[Dole]

I would love to go to Haiti

[FS]

guys im worried does anyone have oao's phone number or know how to get in touch with him

[Cosmo Electrolux]

1-800-MASSIVE-TOOL

[liquidstatik]

:lol:(:/

[ziggytrix]

See what you guys have done!! Are you happy now???? >:

What the fuck are you on about? OAO leaving this website never to return would probably be the smartest thing he could do. Either that or realizing that, in the words of Carlin, "the trick, folks, is not to give a fuck. Like me. I really don't care. I stopped worrying about all this temporal bullshit a long time ago. It's meaningless."

[kellychaos]

1-800-MASSIVE-TOOL

I like the way you worked that on two different levels Ziggy. Keep up the good work.

Speaking of swords, we recently had an incident in one of our metro-Detroit manufacturing plants where, after having a violent verbal conflict with a co-worker, a worker went to his car, returned with a sword, slashed said co-workers neck nearly decapitating him and, of course, killing him; then, proceeded to go to the bar across the street and wait for cops to pick him up while downing a few beverages. Weird!

[AChimp]

Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say! :posh

Maybe while staring at the noose, OAO can think about how stupid his economic theories are, too.

[kellychaos]

His economic ignorance will come to light in a series of white-hot flashes of pain and cool, swirling and enticing periods of blackness ... Between the idea ... And the reality ... Between the motion ... And the act ... Between the desire ... And the spasm ... Falls the shadow. Faith! My well-endowed soldier! :(

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

[kellychaos]

I'm sorry, Mr. Elliot. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

First, MetalMilitia said

:lol

Then he was all

:lol

God, as if it weren't fucking useless enough to post a single laughing emoticon as a post, but to do it TWICE in the same thread...

[thebiggameover]

:lol

[ArrowX]

After reading some of OaOs' posts in context.

Piss off you big bag of dumb

[Terren]

Dude (OAO) you must be some kind of a shit bag to anounce to the whole forum that you are leaving. Knowing full well that this will just open up the gates for a full on assault.

I think that if you life is spinning out of control you are least 99.9999999999% to blame.

No wait a minute if he has left who the fuck I am I writing too.
Now I hate him to and I don't even know the guy.

[Terra]

He has a cool bus that he rides and I hear the chicks try to pick up on him while he's in the bus.

Maybe he rides the short bus.

[Matt Harty]

Dude (OAO) you must be some kind of a shit bag to anounce to the whole forum that you are leaving. Knowing full well that this will just open up the gates for a full on assault.

I think that if you life is spinning out of control you are least 99.9999999999% to blame.

No wait a minute if he has left who the fuck I am I writing too.
Now I hate him to and I don't even know the guy.

Wow you're cool.

[RedLeader01]

I've realized how fucked up my life is, and that I need to do something about it. I need to recompose myself. I can't afford to lose any more control of my emotions; I need to regain it.

This board is only detracting me from that.

I don't know how long I'll be gone. I may only be gone a few days, or I might never return. Who knows.

Adios.

So has "The One and Only..." found himself on his walk-about? If yes, what did he tell himself? Anybody know? After reading this thread, I was curious to know if it was loosing a job, not getting laid, or what to make him realize just how fucked up his life is? He DID say it would only be a few days. Did he get lost?

[MetalMilitia]

I've realized how fucked up my life is, and that I need to do something about it. I need to recompose myself. I can't afford to lose any more control of my emotions; I need to regain it.

This board is only detracting me from that.

I don't know how long I'll be gone. I may only be gone a few days, or I might never return. Who knows.

Adios.

So has "The One and Only..." found himself on his walk-about? If yes, what did he tell himself? Anybody know? After reading this thread, I was curious to know if it was loosing a job, not getting laid, or what to make him realize just how fucked up his life is? He DID say it would only be a few days. Did he get lost?

Check out any thread made by him in Loveline.

[kellychaos]

Short bus to Stupid City. :lol