Anti-Zombie weapons

[ArrowX]

What would you use?

For me its mans true best friend Mr left handed 9 iron and my small put punchpaking .22 with 2 15 round clips.

[the_dudefather]

a crowbar, or anything to simply knock them over and smash their head in (a sledgehammer perhaps?) and for long range a vintage winchester rifle

and if they are 'marathon zombies' i would require rollerskates or a hoverboard and a chainsaw

[MetalMilitia]

Mabey a supersoaker crudely converted into a flamethrower. Or just a good old fasioned plank of wood with nails stuck in the end.

[ArrowX]

Dealing specifically with classic lumbering zombies, i hate the marathon ones they don't look right. Somehow i was raised thingink that if somethinig has massive tissue trauma all over its body would have inhibbited movement. :/

I would wheel on down to the scrap yard with my dads arc welder and tun my Old pedophile van into a rolling fortress. Complete with roof mounted gun emplacement , spikes on the front, and Lawn mower bldes welded to the sides.

On the way to the scrapyars raid the Gun sotes of most of their low calibre weapons prefferrably semi automtic .22, over under or Pump. 10 guage, and some hand guns

[MetalMilitia]

nah if you are taking on zombies you need something with some stopping power, not some faggy .22 round.
A .45 Colt M-1911 would do nicely. Also you would have to construct a quad barreled shotgun from 2 double barrel ones.

[Burger Lord]

can of hairspray and a lighter

[MetalMilitia]

"Guys! We dont need to raid the gun shop, i just rembered i have half a can of hairspray upstairs!"

:/

[HickMan]

This thread sucks, and I doubt ArrowX can even drive a car let alone a cargo van.

[the_dudefather]

plenty of armor would be a good idea, a helmet, some padding and such would stop them from chomping you easily, tho they can still rip you apart...

a long spiked weapon would be good for killing them once you had them on the ground as well.

[HickMan]

Pulling a big spikey mace from a zombie head would be a pain in the glass ;(

[Crying Baby Jesus]

. Also you would have to construct a quad barreled shotgun from 2 double barrel ones.
OMG Phantasm2 :o

My reasoning for a .22 is that when fighting rotting corpses youre really not going to need much more than a .22round to the face, that and you can carry probably four times as much ammo than any larger calibre. I would possibly saw the barrell off of MY .303 just in case.

Anyone can drive when theres no cops around :)

[Spectre X]

Bucket of gasoline.

Put styrofoam in gasoline.

Wait untill styrofoam dissolves in gasoline.

Reapeat untill bucket is full of a mushy goo.

Homemade napalm.

Douse melee weapons in napalm, as well as projectiles.

Done.

[HickMan]

or you could use mix diet cola and gasoline. OR woodchips with gasoline. OR catiltter with gasoline. :fightclub

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

This is an easy one. I just take out my Mossburg 12 Gauge with the shorten barrel with my heavyduty buckshot, my 22. Long Semi Auto rifle with 10 round mag and strap so I can wear it on my back, my survival knife and my Japanese Short Sword with sheath. (Yes, I actually do own all of those)

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

This is an easy one. I just take out my Mossburg 12 Gauge with the shorten barrel with my heavyduty buckshot, my Savage .22 Long Semi Auto rifle with 10 round mag and strap so I can wear it on my back, my survival knife and my Japanese Short Sword with sheath. I own no armor so I would try to keep lighter clothes on to move faster. I would also load up my dirtbike in the back of my F-150 and keep my trusty Aluminum Baseball Bat and Winchester .22 20 round barrel fed rifle in there so I can 4 wheel down some zombies and if I run out of ammo/gas, I have back up weapons and a ride. (Yes, I actually do own all of this. Scary eh?)

[HickMan]

WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, EH? :rolleyes

[Supafly345]

Should I use the bolt gun? Or maybe the grenade launcher with acid rounds... or freeze rounds. Although the custom shotgun does blow them into several pieces that are fun to stomp on, and I do love stomping. Aw fuck, what about explosive bolts? Nah, gunpowder is too rare. I guess since the magnum uses the least amount of ammo to take enemies down it would be the most worth it to invest into... as long as I don't miss. But what if I miss?? Then I will be left with a tiny gun and no bullets, at least with the bolt gun I can cram sticks and needles as replacements, and that would probably be even more effective than bolts come to think of it... but, now that it comes to mind, I don't want to risk accidentally shooting myself in the face because I do have that habit of looking into pointy things. I better avoid projectiles all together and go with the knife. Yeah, then I can neatly take apart the zombies untill they die. And if I do it in alphabetical order through the organs the time will pass more quickly! I can't lose!

[DamnthatDavid]

I heard there was a way to create napalm with some sort of natural acid found around most houses, which then allows the napalm to burn through lower grade metals.

[Shadowfire]

Shotguns, Rocket Launchers, High enough place to use said rocket launchers, and a buzzaw
mmyep
and ammo for said weapons......doi

[CastroMotorOil]

A hatchet for the power to smash a skull at clsoe range.
Military issue machete for decapitaitons.
.22 caliber rifle and pistol, common ammo, and the bullet can penetrate the skull once but then bounces around destroying the brain.
12 gauge shotgun
crowbar can smash a brain or pry open a door.

[ArrowX]

Id brobably go for a Schoolbus as a rolling fortress instead of my van. Lets see some zombies try to get into a steel death machine with wheels.

Would any of you try and save people you know?

[the_dudefather]

w would probobly tour the country looking for survivors, staying in place to place for a few days at a time maybe. my flying delorean would come in handy moving between cities and the hoverboard would be hady for going though the streets.

of course i would have the casseticons ravage and lazerbeak to help me out.

[Snatchtastic]

You'd be better off trying to secure an Armored Car for rolling protection. Do you think a .22 rimfire round would have enough punch to make an exit wound in a zombies head? It would seem better to carry a russian or chinese SKS.

As for the close combat weapon I would have to choose either a wakisahi (sp?) or a WW1 trench spike. It was an 11 inch spike with brass knuckles for a handle so you could shank a zombie in the head and then punch one out too :o

I learned everything from this book. :lol

http://www.raptorman.us/zombsurv.jpg

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Hmmm... Maybe I will just get a couple of those Rail Guns from Eraser and a Light Sabre for close range combat. For that matter, I will take the USS Enterprise so I can sit in space and blast zombies and beam up survivors! YEAH!!! That could make for an interesting movie...


Kirk> You.... M-A-NI-ACS!!!

Zombie> Ugh...

[Command Prompt]

My reasoning for a .22 is that when fighting rotting corpses youre really not going to need much more than a .22round to the face, that and you can carry probably four times as much ammo than any larger calibre. I would possibly saw the barrell off of MY .303 just in case.



Goddamn how fucking stupid are you? This is whats wrong with your country, because apparantly any idiot can own a firearm Why in the fuck would you saw the barrel off of a rifle? What would that do? Please tell us. In fact, please try it, but in a wooded area, where only you will be hurt by your gun exploding in your hand.

[Guitar Woman]

I think sawing off the barrel of a rifle makes it shorter and easier to conceal or.... something. :(

I'd use my 12-gauge shotgun. Or some Shurikens. Or a Katana. Or any other ninja/samurai weapon.

[Anonymous]

The point Mr. Shhh was trying to make was that rifles are used for their accuracy, and sawing the barrel off of one removes that aspect.

And Mr. Shhh, don't discourage Arrowx. When zombies invade, I want to be safe in the knowledge that there's free ammo at the home of some idiot whose dumb idea got himself killed.

[ArrowX]

My reasoning for a .22 is that when fighting rotting corpses youre really not going to need much more than a .22round to the face, that and you can carry probably four times as much ammo than any larger calibre. I would possibly saw the barrell off of MY .303 just in case.



Goddamn how fucking stupid are you? This is whats wrong with your country, because apparantly any idiot can own a firearm Why in the fuck would you saw the barrel off of a rifle? What would that do? Please tell us. In fact, please try it, but in a wooded area, where only you will be hurt by your gun exploding in your hand.

What the hell are you taking about I don't mean the ENTIRE BARREL! you dumb cunt, The gun is at least 4 feet long two of that is made up of the barrel, I would do It to decrease the weight for Close Range if I didn't have a shotgun on hand.

I'm also posting a new rule for this thread. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE RAILGUNS OR ROcKET LAUNCHERS IN YOUR HOUSE!? I diddn't think so. Be practical don't post anything that youdon't have readily availible.

[Anonymous]

I'm also posting a new rule for this thread. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE RAILGUNS OR ROcKET LAUNCHERS IN YOUR HOUSE!? I diddn't think so. Be practical don't post anything that youdon't have readily availible.

YEAH! BECAUSE IF THIS LIKE REALLY HAPPENED IN THE FUTURE IT WOULD BE LIKE VITAL INFORMATION OR SOMETHING! :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

Shut up madmax. It fucks the thread up when people start saying they will use stuff like rocket launchers.
Its supposed to be an ammusing thread, not a font of vital information for when the zombies come.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i am willing to saw my fist to make it more close-combat efficient

[Anonymous]

Its supposed to be an ammusing thread

OH OKAY! Amusing eh?

Okay well then I'll break up the buttfuck fest MetalMelitia and ArrowX were having in the furniture store in the mall, and throw ArrowX's fat ass to the zombies outside thus giving me at least a 2 hour head start while they feed on his bloated body, then when the Outlaw bikers that suddenly show up to loot the mall, I'll use MetalMilita's faggot ass as a goddamn shield in the shoot out. By the time I dump his bullet-ridden corpse I'll be in my V-8 interceptor equipped with rocket launchers and railguns where I easily make my way to an abandoned Military facility.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

amusing = providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining;

Neither of which your post was.

[Anonymous]

Yes it was fucktard, you and ArrowX got killed in it. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

ok lemme try...

Madmax was once loitering near an abandoned mine shaft, he fell in and died. The end. :lol :lol :lol fucktard :lol

[Anonymous]

Nope. You gotta put some gay references in there and a little story too.

Your way was just boring. :/

Here I'll show you...

MetalMilitia begged ArrowX for sex before they were going to become zombie chow. As the zombies were steadily bashing the door open, ArrowX complied and proceeded to take Melitia's one inch hairless into his mouth. Suffering from premature ajaculation due to the stress of imminent death, Metal released his manseed into ArrowX. Metal then quickly bent over for ArrowX. Time was as short as ArrowX's dick. But alas, no sooner had Arrow slipped his cocktail weiner into Metal's pimple infested ass, the zombies broke in and ate both of those fags. (Literally)

THE END

You're a fucktard. :lol

[ArrowX]

I'm not fat :( I'm in the area of 150-160 Mr Fuckplumber

Heres one.

Mad Max finds himself in a house late one ight with a Rocketlauncher and A Schoolbus with armor welded onto it then out of knowhere is mother who has been dead for a year and a half comes shambling up the front steps only to attempt to eat him to death :x. With one Quick shot form his 37 Barrel shotgun he is in awe at why the fat bitch eont die so after taking the next 6 minutes to reload he aims for the head immediately gratified by the bitchs' bloated elephant like husk falling to the ground permenantly. After basking in his triumph he looks up and is in shock, there in a large group are undead familymembers. His cousin who at 18 got pregnant with his baby. Is Aunt who was also is Grandmother, His Sistercousin , and their imbred cohorts. HE retreats to the tool shed for his RPG-7 and Grenade throwing Chainsaw gun to "Take care of buisness." After RE-killing and raping every orrifice on their gooshy bodys he clambers on up to his bus ande heads for the nearest hi density populationcentert in hopes of finding some not so dead family member booty only to be assaulted by redlight district shambling whores. After killing thir pimp with his rocket revolver he exits the bus looking for some action but is furthermore eaten alive while in the act of raping one of the zombie ladies. His last thoughts were Why he couldn;t fuck a REAL Furry.

-THE END!

[MetalMilitia]

hmm...

The zombie hord had finanlly caught up with mad max, but not before he had achived his final wish.. to recreate the butt fucking anal sex scenes from madmax 1, his favourite film.
There was however one problem with madmax's plan, the only available butt for fucking was that of a 12 year old, decomposeing boy which when fucked was noting but a mooshy mess of cum, blood and decomposed flesh. umm apon seeing this madmax saw the error of his ways and the next morning he was up bright and early. He flung open his windows and shouted to a neigbourhood boy 'you there! what day is it'. 'Tis christmas day sir' came the reply... HE HADN'T MISSED CHRISTMAS AFTERALL!

:lol fucktard :lol

[Anonymous]

:lol

Even in story form I was still cooler than both you fucktards. Hell I was a gun-totin' incestious necrophiliac. You two were just cowardly fags! :lol

This thread is now about zombie porn. :lol

[Guitar Woman]

Stop changing the subject, max.

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

Even in story form I was still cooler than both you fucktards. Hell I was a gun-totin' incestious necrophiliac. You two were just cowardly fags! :lol

This thread is now about zombie porn. :lol

Congrats, you not only fuck your dad, sister and mother but also rotting corpses. Ofcouse that makes you cooler than everyone else. :/

[Anonymous]

And so Father Spaz was running, with the zombies close behind. Spaz cursed that his pansy ass was so obese. He began to sweat and lose his breath. Until suddenly he collapsed in a heap trying to catch his breath, unfortunately, the zombies caught him instead. BUT these weren't just reagular zombies! They were REDNECK ZOMBIES! And thought Father Spaz had a purty mouth...

Without hesitation the Redneck zombies ripped Spaz's silk flowery dress off and his pink panties, exposing his pale white ass. Spaz couldn't scream, as one of the zombies shoved his rotten cock in his mouth. Then the other zombie, rammed his dick in Spaz's ass. Spaz could feel the maggots crawling up his colin and eating their way through his intestinal track. After the zombies were sated with their unholy lust. A third zombie wearing a gas station attendent pin saying "Bubba" proceeded to skull fuck Spaz through the left eye, puncturing his brain and killing him instantly.

The three zombies ate well that night.

THE END.

:lol

[ArrowX]

:lol


Theres a site dedicated to ZOmbie porn :lol

[Anonymous]

Congrats, you not only fuck your dad, sister and mother but also rotting corpses. Ofcouse that makes you cooler than everyone else. :/

Glad you agree.

You see your story doesn't even count, as it was just a "dream" at the end, so I never really fucked any corpses, plus I'm still alive.

In ArrowX's story, he only had me fucking only female family zombies, (He only mentions females, so I never fucked my Dad's corpse like you claim) so while I'm a sick ass incestious necrophiliac, I'm still not a "regular" fag, which at least makes me more interesting. :lol


This thread is still about zombie porn. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

Father spaz was masturbateing over anime when some zombies broke down the door and ate him in all his grotesqly overweight entirety. The end.

http://www.magickeys.com/books/kitty/big.jpg

:lol :lol I rule so much at this story writing business.

[ArrowX]

I bet mad Max would build a giant pneumatic Dildo Launchar like in Jeepers Creepers two.

[MetalMilitia]

You see your story doesn't even count, as it was just a "dream" at the end, so I never really fucked any corpses, plus I'm still alive.

But was it a dream? It is very likely that the ghosts of christmas past present and future really did appear and it wasn't a dream... or that you fucked a corpse, that could also have not been a dream.

[ArrowX]

Lol the Ghosts of past present and future all had their way with your ass mouth and piss hole

[Guitar Woman]

Father spaz was masturbateing over anime
Christ, would you fucking read the bottom line of my sig? tard.

[MetalMilitia]

I cant the text is too small. :p

Anyway, shutup i was bieng witty. :( :( :(

[ArrowX]

That could mean anything Drunk Drivers against Adult Fingers, Dean & Denny Adult Assault Fraternitys. We all know it Druck Dicheads about anime fucking.

[Guitar Woman]

God, you are dumb. There's a whole fucking thread about DDAAF and AFADD *gay* that was 16 pages long. You need to start reading the threads on this board, you dick.

[Anonymous]

Dicksnot Drinking And Assclown Fraternity. :lol

[racialslur]

Dangling Dipshits Argue Amongst ....fuck.

[ArrowX]

God, you are dumb. There's a whole fucking thread about DDAAF and AFADD *gay* that was 16 pages long. You need to start reading the threads on this board, you dick.

Appparently you havent been here long enought to understand that newfangle Sarcasm thats all the rage with you kids these days. You dumb Newbie cunt.

[Guitar Woman]

I understand it just fine, espically after taking Chojin's sarcasm class! :lol

[Guitar Woman]

*especially

also lol @ max

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

I'm also posting a new rule for this thread. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE RAILGUNS OR ROcKET LAUNCHERS IN YOUR HOUSE!? I diddn't think so. Be practical don't post anything that youdon't have readily availible.

Ummm... Getting back on subject here... My Uncle has an empty reuseable Rocket Launcher he took from the Army and he claims he knows a guy who can get him Rockets. Kind of blows the readily availble theory to hell eh?

[Snatchtastic]

Its supposed to be an ammusing thread, not a font of vital information for when the zombies come.

FUCK, I bought the goddamn book just incase thier was a zombie outbreak.

[GADZOOKS]

where's the ammusement, i just see nerd babble here.

[ArrowX]

I'm also posting a new rule for this thread. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE RAILGUNS OR ROcKET LAUNCHERS IN YOUR HOUSE!? I diddn't think so. Be practical don't post anything that youdon't have readily availible.

Ummm... Getting back on subject here... My Uncle has an empty reuseable Rocket Launcher he took from the Army and he claims he knows a guy who can get him Rockets. Kind of blows the readily availble theory to hell eh?

Not really but do YOU have a Rocketlauncher in your house with useable rockets? In addition it wasn't a theory its a rule.

What kind of rocketlauncher is it?

[MetalMilitia]

Probably an AT4, they are relativly common for people to have.

[ArrowX]

How the fuck would you get an AT4 out of an armoury?

[MetalMilitia]

Well minus the rocket they are just a tube with a small scope strapped to the top so quite a few ex-soldiers have managed to bring them back from iraq and other recent conflicts.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Exactly right. Of course, I don't see how much good a rocket could do in close combat with zombies but eh... What do I know?

[Bass]

I'm fine with just creating some portable explosives, and having a van/bus that I can use as a mobile base. A few handguns would be nice since I could use those at a closer range, but I'm better at using explosives.

[ArrowX]

There Bass's preferred skillset.

[MetalMilitia]

hmm skillsets.....
I think i would have to have hand to hand fighting skills as zombies inevitably turn up the the most unexpected places. Also marksmanship skills as ammunntion could be limited and headshots would probably be the only way of incapacitating the zombies. :/

[ArrowX]

I'm curious as to how the people holding up in the mall in Dawn of the dead didn't spend every waking hour picking off Zombies with their Rifles?

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Hell, if a zombie break out did happen, I would head for the gun shop down the street. That guy has more ammo and guns then our police department. Steel Reinforced doors and he has stockpiled food and water for when "all hell breaks loose". Paranoid? Sure. Stupid? Well... When the Zombies take over... You be the judge. Me, I am going to be huddled behind three inch steal with a Mac-10 in my hand.

[ArrowX]

The only time an automatic would be usefull is if it has a clipsize larger than 50 usually a drum fed. Them zombise are notorious for closing distances during reloads. I would go for Semi autos Make Every single shot cout.

[MetalMilitia]

The only time an automatic would be usefull is if it has a clipsize larger than 50 usually a drum fed. Them zombise are notorious for closing distances during reloads. I would go for Semi autos Make Every single shot cout.

Zombies are also notorious for bieng able to take alot of shots without going down. i would say a 2 second spray from a mac10 should do the trick but to use the same ammout of bullets with a semi auto would probably take about 10 seconds... mabey more. (mac10 has a fire rate of around 1200 rpm).
i guess the best thing would be an mp5 with fire mode selector as you would be able to use semi auto if ammo was runnign low or you needed to be accurate, 3 round burst for close range, accurate face shooting and full auto for when there are like 10 zombies comming at you fast. Also the Mp5 can be equiped with a larger 50round drum magazine. The only disadvantage is the 9mm rounds it uses.

[GADZOOKS]

OR you can just dance with them like michael jackson did.

[ArrowX]

Shamone

[S.I.D.S.]

I dont see why people want explosives. I don't think killing a zombie would be any harder then killing a person. I would use my '91 ford bronco. and maybe a large drag chain

[CastroMotorOil]

Only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain, your truck plan will not kill most of them, only cripple them, thne you have to worrk about 100 zombies crawlign around looking to bite ankles.

Also are we talking about a local outbreak of a end of the world Romero type outbreak here?

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

::Sits huddled in the corner with a Buckshot loaded Mossberg::

I haven't slept in four weeks and the only food I have comes in the way of the stray dogs I kill at midnight... I WILL SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE HOARD!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! I... WILL... SUR-UGH!!!

*Crunch* *Crack* *Crumple* *Burp*

Mmm... Zombie flesh tastes good...

::Goes back to huddling in corner::

[Mr. Vagiclean]

::Sits huddled in the corner with GH!!!
y dogs I kill at midnight... I WILL SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE HOARD!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! I... WILL... SUR-UGH!!!
a Buckshot loaded Mossberg::

I haven't slept in four weeks and the only food I have comes in the way of the stramidnight... I WILL SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE HOARD!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! I... WILL... SUR-UGH!!!
y dogs I kill at midnight... I WILL SUWILL... SUR-UGH!!!
a Buckshot loaded Mossberg:: RVIVE THE ZOMBIE HOARD!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! I... WILL... SUR-UGH!!!

*Crunch* *Crack* *Crumple* *Burp* huddled in the corner with a Buckshot loaded Mossberg:: in four weeks havCrumple* *Burp*en't slept in four
in corner::
I haven't slept in four weeks
Crunch* *Crack
Mmm... Zombie flesh tastes good... *Crack* *Crumple* *Burp* huddledCrumple* *Burp* huddled in the corner with a Buckshot loaded Mossberg in the corner with a Buckshot loaded Mossberg:: in four weeks

I haven't slept in four weeks

::Goes back to huddling in corner::

[Anonymous]

I can't wait until you do something so stupid that I can ban you for it.

[ArrowX]

Why is this thread still here?