I-MOCKERY'S 2004 CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!

[Mockery]

HERE IT IS EVERYONE, THE BIG HALLOWEEN STORY FOR THIS YEAR! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT! BIX THANKS TO MAX, PROTO, DR. BOOGIE, FATSATAN, AND PJALNE FOR THEIR BIG CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS STORY! ALSO THANKS TO BANE AND ZUG FOR ADDITIONAL FLASH PROGRAMMING!

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I-MOCKERY'S 2004 HALLOWEEN CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa5

ENJOY!

-RoG-

[bigtimecow]

on the main page it says its the 4th one, but then it says its book 5?

[pjalne]

I've been meaning to ask:

Where is the music in the Hagrid game from?

[FS]

It's the music that plays when you fight Bowser in Super Mario Bros 3.

It was once again a joy to participate and be a part of the magic that was inside you all along.

[Mockery]

on the main page it says its the 4th one, but then it says its book 5?
Yep, it's the 4th Halloween book, but the 5th book overall. The first one was just a short non-Halloween-themed book.

[Helm]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa5/13011.php

Well, at wasn’t an orgasm at all! It was her death throws! On account of her being killed!"


Probably missed the spell-check, I think it's 'death throes'. Not to be anal, but who doesn't like a huge purple dildo up the butt hole once in a while

[Seven Force]

Hairy-assed geek. :rolleyes

J/K :lol

[Seven Force]

Good book btw. :)

[racialslur]

Its hairy assed greek. Get some bifocals.

[ThisIsWitty]

:lol u r n idoit

[BeoulvE]

:lol u r n idoit

You Are AN idiot.

[Seven Force]

Ok, where to begin...

racialslur is obviously an idiot for thinking I mistyped Helm's...whatyoumacallit thing above his avatar.

BeoulvE is an idiot just cause he/she is. But I think Witty told him/her that already now that I read it again.

Like I said, really good story. :)

[Seven Force]

Ok, where to begin...

racialslur is obviously an idiot for thinking I mistyped Helm's...whatyoumacallit thing above his avatar....

What I meant was, I took out the "R" in "greek" on purpose.

God I hate racialslur now. >_<

[BeoulvE]

Ok, where to begin...

racialslur is obviously an idiot for thinking I mistyped Helm's...whatyoumacallit thing above his avatar.

BeoulvE is an idiot just cause he/she is. But I think Witty told him/her that already now that I read it again.

Like I said, really good story. :)
I like how witty can read the future...:lol

[Seven Force]

GODDAMN YOU EDIT BUTTON! >:

AND BRAIN! >:

[Schimid]

STUPID BRAIN >_<

[Anonymous]

Great story, by far the best in my opinion.

I love the graphics for the fat chick. The ending reminded me of club dread. ;<

[pjalne]

Sevensomething, racialslur, Witty and Beowolf or whatever your name is: Stop gaying up threads.

[BeoulvE]

Beowolf was a useless part of final fantasy tactics. adress me right or not at all.

[Bass]

Beowolf was a useless part of final fantasy tactics. adress me right or not at all.

you do realize Beowulf was around long before anything resembling Final Fantasy, and actually, being referred to as that would probaby be a lot cooler than being called "BeoulvE"?

[pjalne]

http://www.lone-star.net/literature/beowulf/

Shut up and read.

[BeoulvE]

Beowolf was a useless part of final fantasy tactics. adress me right or not at all.

you do realize Beowulf was around long before anything resembling Final Fantasy, and actually, being referred to as that would probaby be a lot cooler than being called "BeoulvE"?
Kape go look up more uselss stuff online just to make fun of someone u will never meet. go find a girlfriend.

[Ninjavenom]

I'm going to be angry if you're some dickhead from the Realm that stumbled into here. Shut up and take your crappy insults to some other fucking thread, so Chojin doesn't have to delete the goddamned things.


The book is fantastic. I still haven't read it all. :O

[Anonymous]

If you guys would stop replying to their posts, I'd feel a lot better about deleting them because it'd preserve the thread's continuity.

[Jixby Phillips]

BeoulvE, how old are you?

[BeoulvE]

i am curently 16 and will continue 2 be for another half a year.

[Rongi]

have you ever kissed a girl?

[BeoulvE]

rofl wtf kind of a question is that if ur 16 and never kissed a woman...GO OUTSIDE! im talking to you arrowX.

[Rongi]

on the vagina?

[BeoulvE]

women in my city arent that slutty...Ive banged a couple..

[Rongi]

i think i'm gonna fuck you in the butt

with a hammer

[BeoulvE]

Good one. :bestthread i honestly think you could have come up w/ something better.

[racialslur]

[quote=SevenForceIncUSA]
What I meant was, I took out the "R" in "greek" on purpose.

God I hate racialslur now. >_<

:O MY APOLOGIES SIR. MAY I OFFER YOU A BACKRUB OR A COUPON FOR A WENDYS JUNIOR FROSTY?

[Command Prompt]

HEY RACIALSLUR HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN?

[Rongi]

Good one. :bestthread i honestly think you could have come up w/ something better.

oh :bestthread sorry man :bestthread i'll try my bes :bestthread to t :bestthread live up :bestthread t o your standarsd :bestthread

:bestthread
:bestthread
:bestthread

ps. fuck byou

[Rongi]

ppss. :bestthread

[racialslur]

At first, I just sat in my seat. I sat, wondering. Then I realized that I was asked if I had been sodomized. And I laughed, because it seriously took me 5 minutes to figure out something a 10 year old could understand...GJ MISTER SHH :D

[BeoulvE]

this should be moved to mock wars.

[Command Prompt]

MY NIGGA!! :love

[racialslur]

this should be moved to mock wars.
You should be moved to France.

[BeoulvE]

FRANCE!? honestly.... iraq mabe...but FRANCE?!

[racialslur]

Thats stupid, but the kind of stupid you dont usually notice, and if I wernt so bored, I would overlook it, close my browser, and do something else.

[Mockery]

You know what? fuck this thread.