Halloween CYOA Thread Pt. 2

[Anonymous]

Since the other thread turned to shit:


http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/cyoa5-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa5)
I-MOCKERY'S 2004 HALLOWEEN CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa5

[Anonymous]

It is FUNNY! Max Burbank is GOOD!

[racialslur]

Lemme be the first to say this:My bad.

These are like those huge ass ice creame cones you get at the special novelty shops (novelty meaning the yummy kind). You love them, but theyre SO BIG. I can't finish it in one go. I honestly havent tried yet, or else I'll be up until 2 in the morning, frantically clicking, like a crack fiend.

[Anonymous]

For those of you with low expectations of this 2nd try at this thread, BeoulvE won't be attending this thread on account of me banning his ass.

[racialslur]

Did anybody get banned THAT fast?

[FS]

That's right, this thread will be used to talk about the CYOA that we spent some two months working on.

[Helm]

I really enjoyed it. I think it's some of the best material I've seen on the site so far. I tried to read the whole thing. I got a kick out of stabbing Protoclown's face repeatedly.

[racialslur]

Okay, now I GOTTA go play it.

[Mockery]

I really enjoyed it. I think it's some of the best material I've seen on the site so far. I tried to read the whole thing. I got a kick out of stabbing Protoclown's face repeatedly.
I know, it really is therapeutic isn't it?

[AChimp]

Pretty good, Mock.

I was also amused that there's someone on Fark called Protochimp and they posted first in the I-Mock thread.

[mburbank]

Yeah, and he's about the only one who liked it. Is there some blood test to prove you're all jaded and shot that you have to take before you post there? Does anyopne there ever say they really liked something?

[Spectre X]

The Stab-Proto-In-His-Virgin-Face game doesn't work for me. :(

[Protoclown]

I killed myself in the game :(

[Protoclown]

I also wanted to say that I am amused to see that the posters at Fark hated our story. To me, there is no higher stamp of quality.

[MLE]

i went through every option, and died in every way possible.

this was a wonderful group effort, and it came out beautifully.

[FS]

I remember from previous years that Farkers complained about having to start over. I don't know if they're just too stupid to realize they can just go back one page, or just have too great a sense of honesty to make use of it.

But not all the comments were negative. And some were completely off topic. And one or two complained about too much reading.

[AChimp]

Proto is right. If Farkers hate your stuff, it must be good. I myself have been awarded "worst.satire.ever" several times.

[ziggytrix]

the proto-stab game isn't working for me either. you click on start and it just goes black. i'm gonna try reinstalling flash.

[Helm]

Do so. A few of the flash games are really enjoyable/humourous.

[pjalne]

I remember from previous years that Farkers complained about having to start over.

Haha, I was waiting for someone to make that complaint.

[pjalne]

Wow that was a huge crap load of plugs...

Yeah, because if you want to push your stache wax and Dr. Phil mugs on people, product placement on I-Mockery is the way to go. I hear Wham sales are up 20 percent.

[ziggytrix]

ok, so either something was fixed, or i didn't have the latest version of flash...

funny the melon fight worked, but not the proto fight.

anyway it's workin now and i can continue my adventure!


YAY, HAPPY ENDING!