What are your favourite sounds?

[McMock]

I love a sound that dies, a word that gets repeated with the volume going down until finally you hear nothing. I also like light raindrops on a window in the summer and the laughter (some) of a child.

Which sounds do you like?

[CastroMotorOil]

The noise she makes before I nail the lid down.

[MetalMilitia]

I love a sound that dies, a word that gets repeated with the volume going down until finally you hear nothing. I also like light raindrops on a window in the summer and the laughter (some) of a child.

Which sounds do you like?

The sound of you changeing your sig to something that doesn't take up half the page.

[racialslur]

The sound of my shoes scraping gravel across a very heavily damaged road. And the sound Jadakiss makes at the start of most of his songs. It sounds like a mix between a cough, a yelp, and a giggle.

[Emu]

running a pencil along a grate

it sounds like satan's voice :meat

[kellychaos]

Hold on now! Not EVERYONE can say farts.

[James]

I like it when I hold my penis with JUST the right amount of tightness, and cum hard enough that I can hear it shooting out.

BURN THAT IMAGE INTO YOUR BRAIN

[BlueOatmeal]

I like the sound of me kicking all those fragments of shells on the beach with my shoes and me weeping softly in my pillow because I'm alone, jobless, and just way to cute for this world.

[the_dudefather]

the super shotgun noise from doomII BOOM KEECH KLOOPMH

heavy rain on a rooftop at night (its relaxing)

the little jingle when clonecd finishes making an iso

[GADZOOKS]

Right Now, the sounds of Bad Brains.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

an orgasm

[Guitar Woman]

Kefka's digitized laugh. :addictedtoFF6

[sadie]

an orgasm
like meg ryan's in "when harry met sally"?

[Seven Force]

Kefka's digitized laugh. :addictedtoFF6

Same here. :)

[Imadjinn]

Testing

Never mind that above me.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, in college doing nothing better than reply to topics that are a waste of time but better than college work because it is very, very, very, very, very, very monotonous.

Anyway again, I like the sound of balloons being rubbed, because I know that it is pissing someone off and they'll snap at any minute!

That and our cat's meow.

[kellychaos]

You ARE the cat's meow AND the bee's knees!

[FartinMowler]

KellyChaos being run over by a train :) and a car and a bus and a herd of elephant.

[Anonymous]

I like the sound of my heartbeat, when its racing in anticipation of my next prey.

Like that blonde bitch who's walking out of the bar. I can hear the "click clack" of her high heels, as she walks past the alley that I'm lurking in....

I then like the muffled scream of surprise when I grab her and whisper "Don't Scream Bitch." in her ear. while I hold the knife close to her throat.

Then I like the ripping of her clothes and that nasty tearing sound it makes...oh shit....

Then the violation of her body and the sound of it being befouled by my massive man missle, and the silenced whimpers she makes...OH fuck....yeah...

Finally the clean, and swift strike to the throat, and that lovely gurgling sound and the blood as it slowly leaks into the cracks of the filthy sewer grate nearby....Ahhhhhhhh..........

But I like it when a kitty makes that cute little "mew!" sound too.

:lol

[FartinMowler]

MadMax wrote I like the sound of my heartbeat, when its racing in anticipation of getting caught with the nieghbor boy.

Like that blonde bitch who's walking out of the bar. I can hear the "click clack" of her high heels, as she walks past the alley that I'm lurking in....

I then like the muffled scream of surprise when I grab her and whisper "I just stole underwear from JC Pennies." in her ear. while I hold my replica knife close to her throat.

Then I like the ripping of my ass and that nasty tearing sound it makes...oh shit....

Then the violation of her body and the sound of it being befouled by my massive man missle, and the silenced whimpers she makes...Are you really 18?

Finally the clean, and swift strike to the throat, and that lovely gurgling sound and the poo slowly leaks into the cracks of the filthy sewer grate nearby....Ahhhhhhhh..........

But I like it when a kitty makes that cute little "mew!" sound too.

[DamnthatDavid]

I love the sound of a cannon being fire, and the cuncusion and boom you recive after it.

The sound of my car, downshifting into a turn, before the tires start to squeel over the cement.

The sound of a 383 Big Block engine reving up, or the sound of a well tuned ricer with turbo kicking in.

Or the sound of flames crackling along a piece of wood with ocean waves in the background.

[Anonymous]

Damn Fartin you fucking suck, that was all over the fucking place. First you had me lusting after a neighborhood boy, then I ended up fucking some underage girl.

FOCUS MAN! If you're gonna change shit around do it fucking right, fucktard! >:

I also like the sound of when Fartin goes "Duh, I dunno how to use the quote function properly." :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

LAYD FART


and feirworks

[FartinMowler]

FOCUS MAN! If you're gonna change shit around do it fucking right, fucktard

good original material produces funny shit :/

[ArrowX]

The sound or an ejection sideby side 2 barrel shot gun. Just unhinge it a swing it down Chunk clock clock then swing it back up for that badass CHUKING noise

[Seven Force]

I like the sound of my heartbeat, when its racing in anticipation of getting caught in bed with my son.

I get hard on my boy when he's walking home from school. I can hear the "flip-flop" of his sandals, as he walks past the ABERCROMBIE store that I'm working in....

I then like the muffled scream of surprise when I grab him and whisper "I just stole underwear from JC Pennies." in his ear, while I hold my pink dildo close to his ass.

Then I like the ripping of his ass and that nasty tearing sound it makes...oh shit.... :wank

Then the violation of his body and the sound of it being befouled by my massive man missle, and the silenced whimpers he makes...you won't tell your mom, will you?

Finally the clean, and swift shot in the ass, and that lovely gurgling sound as the cum slowly leaks out of the crack of his violated ass....Ahhhhhhhh..........

Duh, I dunno how to use the quote function properly.



Like this. :lol

[bigtimecow]

pealing a head of lettuce.

[HickMan]

A moaning woman :(

[SLjimbo]

The wailing of an air/police/ambulance/fire siren.

[RedLeader01]

Of course I would say lightsaber, but definitely Darth Vader's breathing mask is something you'll never forget! :)

[Zhukov]

Ho ho, never indeed!

[Terra]

I like the sound of my heartbeat, when its racing in anticipation of my next prey.

Like that blonde bitch who's walking out of the bar. I can hear the "click clack" of her high heels, as she walks past the alley that I'm lurking in....

I then like the muffled scream of surprise when I grab her and whisper "Don't Scream Bitch." in her ear. while I hold the knife close to her throat.

Then I like the ripping of her clothes and that nasty tearing sound it makes...oh shit....

Then the violation of her body and the sound of it being befouled by my massive man missle, and the silenced whimpers she makes...OH fuck....yeah...

Finally the clean, and swift strike to the throat, and that lovely gurgling sound and the blood as it slowly leaks into the cracks of the filthy sewer grate nearby....Ahhhhhhhh..........

:lol

MAX!!!!! You TOLD me you wouldn't tell everybody about our love fest!!!!!!

[kellychaos]

:spittake

[Anonymous]

Oh shit, I'm busted! :lol

[Helm]

Max you TOOLd me. ME! mmmm. E! You wouednent TALL BUILDINGS everywhich way achimp lol tits emotitcon emm ee I think funny is funny is funny is funny why don't you tell us what's funny funny funny post on the boards max max max omg shit I'm busted lolol i-mockery I want to be your friend Terra is all omg shitstorm

[Skitzo Doll]

What I like most to hear would have to be thunder and rain against a metal roof. The sheer power booming through your ears and rattling your mind leaves a fleeting thought that maybe someone is as upset as yourself, crying and yelling for everything to be all right again. -nods- Storms <3

[Anonymous]

OH YEAH HELM SURE IS FUNNY! THERE'S NOTHING FUNNIER THAN WHEN HE GETS WORKED UP AND HE MAKES DEATH THREATS AGAINST FUCKTARD NOOBS SAYING HOW HE'S GOING TO PULL THEIR INTESTINES OUT THROUGH THEIR ASSHOLES AND THEN STRANGLE THEM WITH THEM! LOL LOL! LOL! LOL! ITS ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN YOU CAN THREATEN PEOPLE YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET IN REAL LIFE BEHIND THE SAFETY OF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN! PURE COMEDY GOLD! LOL LOL! LOL! HELM SURE IS ONE HARD CORE FUCKING VET! LOL LOL LOL! BETTER NOT MESS WITH HIM! HE'S A HAIRY ASS BOY MOLESTING GREEK! LOL LOL LOL! LOL!

[Emu]

http://web.umr.edu/~lmitch/random.jpg

THIS THREAD WINS THE AWESOME AWARD 2020

[Sicktodeathmx]

I really like the sound of my keyboard while I am typing, as well as the sound of high heel shoes against wood floors. Oh and the pat pat pat sound old records make when you play them

[Helm]

Mad Max has earned my wrath! What I am going to do is, I'll TALK TO HIM. That's right buddy, you earned it and now there's no avoiding it so you better take it like a man. No running away now. Here it goes!


So uh, what's up, man?

[McMock]

Helm is the master. That was some excellent talkmanship. My hat is off.

[Anonymous]

I see McMock's favorite sound is that of his lips smacking against Helm's ass. :lol

[McMock]

Why are you talking to me? Helms ass is free. It's your turn now.

[Anonymous]

Because I'm pointing out that you're being a little kiss ass fucktard.

[McMock]

Easy man. Yeah, I pick some sides. So what? Do you care what I think about you? I happen to like Helm, and I don't know you. That's all there is to it. Relax.

[Helm]

How was your day, Max?

[Anonymous]

I am relaxed McMock. But debasing yourself in such a sycophantic display like that isn't going to make you liked by anyone.

[McMock]

I'm willing to take my chances. Thanks, Mad Max.

[thebiggameover]

my fav sounds are the ones in kung-fu movies. not the voices but the action sounds...

[Sacks]

In the old animated movie for The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, Aslan hell of jumps off this cliff onto the witch and she explodes and makes this TOTALLY wicked sound, I can't even make an onomatopoeia for it, it's just incredible. I also like the sound in Rygar when you kill something, "DSHH!".