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racialslur
Oct 31st, 2004, 04:26 PM
Plagurized straight from the new Uncle John's, here are some

Concrete Company: We dry harder.
Chimney Sweep: We kick ash.
Taxidermist: We really know our stuff.
Trash Service: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your trash back.
Podiatrist: Time wounds all heels.
Garden Shop: Our business is growing.
Butcher: We meat your needs.
Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
Pastry Shop: Get you buns in here.
Muffler Shop: No appointments necessary. We'll hear you coming.
Septic Services: We're number 1 in number 2 business.
Car Wash: We take a bite out of grime.
Dry Cleaner: Drop your pants here.
Massage Studio: It's great to be kneaded.
Towing Company: We don't want an arm and a leg, just your tows.
Sod Installation: We just keep rolling a lawn.
Window cleaner: Your pane is our pleasure.
Auto Repair: We meet by accident.
Restaurant: Dont stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Bakery: While you sleep, we loaf.
Diaper Service: Let us lighten your load.
Plumber: A good flush beats a full house (:lol)
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
Butcher: Pleased to meat you.
Vacuum Cleaners: Business sucks.

If you want some more articles, just say so, and if you think I'm smelly for stealing, then have Chojin change my avatar to something he made and degrade me.

Krythor
Oct 31st, 2004, 04:41 PM
I'll just stick to search engines, thanks.

You fuck.

Anonymous
Oct 31st, 2004, 04:41 PM
For the millionth fucking time, read the goddamn rules.

MLE
Oct 31st, 2004, 04:42 PM
how about you ban him and we call it a day?

racialslur
Oct 31st, 2004, 05:03 PM
FINNNNNNNEEEE ill go read the rules for once.

FS
Oct 31st, 2004, 05:06 PM
I think you're confusing posting on this message board with forwarding unfunny jokes to your relatives who don't want them either.

Senior Tim Allen
Oct 31st, 2004, 06:14 PM
It's one thing to make lame jokes, but to plagurize them is just sad.

Mr. Oysterhead
Oct 31st, 2004, 06:16 PM
Ironic isn't it?

pjalne
Oct 31st, 2004, 08:12 PM
You mean like rain on your wedding day?

Oh ho ho Alanis joke, everybody!

MetalMilitia
Oct 31st, 2004, 09:05 PM
You mean like rain on your wedding day?

Oh the irony is killing me... :/

racialslur
Oct 31st, 2004, 09:20 PM
It's one thing to make lame jokes, but to plagurize them is just sad.
theyre supposed to be stupid, dumbass.

GADZOOKS
Oct 31st, 2004, 09:27 PM
Happy Halloween Racialslur!

asshole :lol

racialslur
Oct 31st, 2004, 09:29 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN GADZOOKS

oh how i love him :lol

James
Oct 31st, 2004, 09:57 PM
I think you're confusing posting on this message board with forwarding unfunny jokes to your relatives who don't want them either.

He's Protoclown's grandmother?

racialslur
Nov 1st, 2004, 12:07 AM
:tear to everything in this thread.

Supafly345
Nov 1st, 2004, 12:19 AM
You don't have to read the rules to know that this isn't "chain email discussion groups for the lonely."