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McMock
Oct 31st, 2004, 10:19 PM
This thread assumes, probably wrongly so, that you've had contact with people of the opposite sex in real life.

Some things I like about women:
- The way some of them look.
- The way they can take abuse, and endure it for the greater good. Women who get abused by their husbands and endure it for the sake of their children, beautiful!
- Their tolerance. They can take a cheesy joke about their breasts for example and laugh at it, because they've long since given up fighting men's ways. That's great.

MetalMilitia
Oct 31st, 2004, 10:23 PM
Sticky:

Liar.

DeadKennedys
Oct 31st, 2004, 10:28 PM
Their extra body fat makes them easy to stab.

pjalne
Oct 31st, 2004, 10:42 PM
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=4

EisigerBiskuit
Oct 31st, 2004, 11:09 PM
they have waaaaaay cuter toes

Seven Force
Oct 31st, 2004, 11:11 PM
they have waaaaaay cuter toes

I agree. :)

Helm
Oct 31st, 2004, 11:13 PM
I like how they say one thing and mean another, or occasionally mean nothing at all. I don't understand it at all and I like it so much it makes me want to open up their skulls with an electrical household appliance and peek inside their brains to get to know what they're really thinking. I like that about them.

McMock
Oct 31st, 2004, 11:20 PM
Dammit, don't gay up my thread Helm.

You can do one about men too if you don't like women.

Seven Force
Oct 31st, 2004, 11:29 PM
Dammit, don't gay up my thread Helm.

You can do one about men too if you don't like women.

Now what the fuck was that for? Don't be a douche. Seriously, you're ruining your own thread. I think you're obsession with the opposite sex speaks a lot about your sexual preferences.

Aw fuck, you're just plain old gay.

:lol

FS
Nov 1st, 2004, 11:04 AM
I like the frightened looks they throw me over their shoulder as I calmly match their pace and chase them into the inevitable dark alleyway.

CaptainBubba
Nov 1st, 2004, 11:34 AM
I love that women are deficient in the enzyme that metabolizes alcohol and are generally lightweight.

HickMan
Nov 1st, 2004, 01:38 PM
I like their smile because it makes me feel like I ate too much macaroni ;_;

HickMan
Nov 1st, 2004, 02:15 PM
BUT THEY HAVE TO HAVE REALLY NICE TEETH AND NO FOOD CAUGHT BETWEEN THEM BECAUSE THEN IT'S JUST GROSS :x

DamnthatDavid
Nov 1st, 2004, 02:27 PM
I like that they are not guys. Cause then it would be weird.

Seven Force
Nov 1st, 2004, 02:35 PM
BUT THEY HAVE TO HAVE REALLY NICE TEETH AND NO FOOD CAUGHT BETWEEN THEM BECAUSE THEN IT'S JUST GROSS :x

They have to have teeth period. :lol

BlueOatmeal
Nov 1st, 2004, 02:45 PM
I like the little boy underwear they wear sometimes! No thongs! All Panties!

Emu
Nov 1st, 2004, 04:14 PM
WTF THIS THREAD IS NOT A STICKY I AM SOPISSED RIGHT NOW

HickMan
Nov 1st, 2004, 04:22 PM
You're making it sticky just by making me think of the opposite sex :orgasm

Esuohlim
Nov 1st, 2004, 04:23 PM
Goddamnit are any of you fags going to mention vaginas? >:

Bass
Nov 1st, 2004, 04:23 PM
I like how soft their voices get especially when they're trying to cheer you up. I also kinda like how even after you figure one woman out, you have to do something completely different to figure another one out. It's like some complex, sexy puzzle.

HickMan
Nov 1st, 2004, 04:29 PM
I LIKE THEIR TIGHT ASSHOLES, ALSO

jin
Nov 1st, 2004, 04:30 PM
A COMPLEX, SEXY PUZZLE ;D

AEHAEHAHEhAEHAHehAEHAHheHAEHAHEhAE

This is awesome. ;D

AHEhAHAHEhAHEAHEHAHEhAEHAHEHAEHAHAH

FS
Nov 1st, 2004, 04:34 PM
And the vagina is a beautiful flower, right >:

BlueOatmeal
Nov 1st, 2004, 04:58 PM
I like how it feels like a fuzzy snail!

BlueOatmeal
Nov 1st, 2004, 05:04 PM
Where are all the ladies saying how they like guys who can't get their penis up after a whole night of drinking? T_T

FS
Nov 1st, 2004, 05:14 PM
but ladies don't actually like sex.

MLE
Nov 1st, 2004, 06:31 PM
>:

Mr. Vagiclean
Nov 1st, 2004, 06:48 PM
yea

The Retro Kat
Nov 1st, 2004, 09:27 PM
FORGET THE OPPOSITE SEX, PENISESIS ARE WHERE IT AT :)

nothing4buddha
Nov 1st, 2004, 10:27 PM
VAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVA GINA :orgasm

sadie
Nov 1st, 2004, 11:11 PM
FORGET THE OPPOSITE SEX, PENISESIS ARE WHERE IT AT :)that equation won't compute for me.

Guitar Woman
Nov 2nd, 2004, 01:47 AM
:boob :boob

DamnthatDavid
Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:16 PM
It's like some complex, sexy puzzle.

Which is within Pandora's Box, and surrounded by a Enigma. :(

MetalMilitia
Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:51 PM
It's like some complex, sexy puzzle.

Which is within Pandora's Box, and surrounded by a Enigma. :(

and that puzzle box thingy from hellraiser randomly floating about ready to unleash hellish things if you step out of line.

ThisIsWitty
Nov 2nd, 2004, 05:28 PM
How they make you ask for things. And sometimes if you're bad they'll get the toys. And you wait for hours for them to come back. And your wrists start to hurt because they're tied to tight. And after a few days how you get so thirsty from waiting, then they come back with the dog bowl. But you don't care because it has water in it. Then as you're drinking she starts to put things where they don't belong. And sometimes how they know right when to stop the whipping. I love that.