100 things you should not do before you die. [Archive]

MetalMilitia

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:00 PM

ok, so people are always making lists of the 100 things everyone should do before they die... e.g. swim with dolphins, climb mount everst etc ect.. but what are the 100 things that, in an ideal world, you would not have done before you die.

Rules: Try not to post too much shit and make them witty.

I will begin:

1. Watched the film 'Titanic' :goth

HickMan

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:15 PM

clicked on this thread rofl

MetalMilitia

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:17 PM

Put a damn number in frodo faggins.

2. Clicked on this thread.

Dynamic Dustin M.

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:22 PM

3. Use an insult involving movie references (EX: Frodo Faggins)

Seven Force

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:30 PM

People please!

Anyway...

4. Not fight back while being picked on in elementary school.

Would've saved me a lot of problems (self-esteem-wise). :(

Dynamic Dustin M.

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:38 PM

Actually, wasn't picking fun, was making a legit point. Heres another good one...

5. Sleep/Date/Fool Around with an engaged/married/or other wise spoken for woman.

Anonymous

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:39 PM

6. Post on I-mockery :lol

MetalMilitia

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:43 PM

7. Drink so much 'special brew' you go temporarily blind.

Terra

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:43 PM

7. Piss off James. :chatter

Terra

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:45 PM

Metal you took MY turn!!! >:

You already had YOUR turn! >:

Seven Force

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:46 PM

Actually, wasn't picking fun, was making a legit point. Heres another good one...

5. Sleep/Date/Fool Around with an engaged/married/or other wise spoken for woman.

I know you weren't. I guess I should've added a :lol to it but some people ***schimid*** don't want me using it. >:

9. Moved from my howtown.

MrAdventure

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:51 PM

i should sue this thread!!!

MetalMilitia

Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:55 PM

10. I should sue this thread!!!

>:

Drev

Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:11 PM

100. DIE

racialslur

Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:36 PM

11. Said that I was Mubert.

Burger Lord

Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:00 PM

12. hitting on a woman without making damn she really is a woman

..god that was embarassing....

Matt Harty

Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:58 PM

clicked on this thread rofllolhickman

DamnthatDavid

Nov 3rd, 2004, 02:10 AM

13.) Telling the girl I had a crush on, I had a crush on her, and hearing her say "Oh, sorry about that"

Jixby Phillips

Nov 3rd, 2004, 02:40 AM

shut up you REPUBLICAN

Imadjinn

Nov 3rd, 2004, 04:13 AM

14.) Eat any form of seafood.

McMock

Nov 3rd, 2004, 12:40 PM

15) Write the worlds first hentai/cookbook combo with many pictures.
16) Seriously. Don't do this.

DamnthatDavid

Nov 3rd, 2004, 12:50 PM

shut up you REPUBLICAN

Screw you hippie! And your little bottle of Heniz too!

MLE

Nov 3rd, 2004, 12:52 PM

fucking fuck off. america is dead because of you.

TBMonkey

Nov 3rd, 2004, 01:54 PM

17) Don't talk about fight club.
18) Don't talk about fight club.

Nov 3rd, 2004, 02:55 PM

Such an apt reply for someone with "monkey" in their username.

DamnthatDavid

Nov 3rd, 2004, 03:12 PM

Oh MLE, if you only knew how much I believe in a post apocolyptic "Road Warrior" type world, and Bush is going to put us on that path. I am so joyous!

Anonymous

Nov 3rd, 2004, 03:16 PM

Oh MLE, if you only knew how much I believe in a post apocolyptic "Road Warrior" type world, and Bush is going to put us on that path. I am so joyous!

Well at least I got a good head start on everyone else then... :lol

GADZOOKS

Nov 3rd, 2004, 05:01 PM

So much for a merry chirstmas.

Maverick Zero Unit

Nov 7th, 2004, 02:06 AM

19. break a thermometer and drink the insides... not that i've done that before. :chatter

Dr. V

Nov 7th, 2004, 02:58 AM

20. Watch Van Helsing

McMock

Nov 7th, 2004, 08:30 PM

I think the "before you die" bit in this thread is superfluous. You either do them, or don't. Dying has nothing to do with it. Let's have an example with two people whom I'll give a random name:

Chojin: I will never suck cocks.
McMock: Yes, but will you ever suck cocks before you die??
Chojin: Hmm.... yes. Yes, I will.

See. It just doesn't make sense.

So there. That's another one for your list.

(21) I will never make a thread with a topic that has a really redundant statement in it.

MetalMilitia

Nov 7th, 2004, 09:30 PM

:lol
it was very late at night when i made the thread i think. And it seemed like a pretty good idea at the time.

executioneer

Nov 8th, 2004, 02:45 AM

NUMBER 2 PUT A PENIS IN A VAGINA

Dr. V

Nov 8th, 2004, 04:52 AM

This thread isn't working out.

Terren

Nov 8th, 2004, 07:14 AM

22) Vote for a member of the Bush family. Suppose it is too late for most Americans

Command Prompt

Nov 8th, 2004, 11:39 AM

LOL TOPICAL HUMOR ROFL

Anonymous

Nov 8th, 2004, 06:23 PM

23) Fnord

Schizophrenia

Nov 8th, 2004, 07:34 PM

24: Watched Anime. Oh, SHIT!

ArrowX

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:05 PM

Ok I'm just gonna kill this now.

100. 100 things you SHOULD do before you die.

Anonymous

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:08 PM

Drev already did that fucktard.

25) Bump this thread :lol

FartinMowler

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:11 PM

NUMBER 2 PUT A PENIS IN A VAGINA

Shouldn't it be "put my penis in a vagina" :lol

Anonymous

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:27 PM

26) Put Fartin's penis into executioneer's vagina

Schizophrenia

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:30 PM

27: Put my non-excistant penis in a blender.

executioneer

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:35 PM

NUMBER 2 PUT A PENIS IN A VAGINA

Shouldn't it be "put my penis in a vagina" :lol

I was talking in general, not about ME :rolleyes

GADZOOKS

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:36 PM

general as in general blabber?

FartinMowler

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:39 PM

I was talking in general, not about ME

I don't understand :/ are you talking about a dildo that looks like your penis

Schizophrenia

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:45 PM

I was talking in general, not about ME

I don't understand :/ are you talking about a dildo that looks like your penis

He means that all men should not penetrate a woman. Yep. That sounds like a good idea.

executioneer

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:46 PM

yes i would enjoy it if people would stop doing sex

FartinMowler

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:48 PM

married for 15 years with two kids :/

executioneer

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:50 PM

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org

Anonymous

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:51 PM

28) Put executioneer's penis into Fartin's vagina

FartinMowler

Nov 8th, 2004, 08:58 PM

spermbolic

executioneer

Nov 8th, 2004, 09:05 PM

number three dont ever get mad at mad max youl regret it :lol

Anonymous

Nov 8th, 2004, 10:24 PM

29) Put Schizophrenia's vagina into a blender

Schizophrenia

Nov 8th, 2004, 10:29 PM

29) Put Schizophrenia's vagina into a blender

That would be hard to do. Maybe if it was a chainsaw...

Nah. >:

Anonymous

Nov 8th, 2004, 10:40 PM

Schizo is the best new poster ever. :)

executioneer

Nov 8th, 2004, 10:59 PM

true

executioneer

Nov 8th, 2004, 10:59 PM

even including the zerg rush reference

McMock

Nov 8th, 2004, 11:05 PM

31) Skip numbers.

Get it?

GADZOOKS

Nov 8th, 2004, 11:19 PM

The only thing your gonna get, is a PUNCH IN THE FACE. :explode

Guitar Woman

Nov 9th, 2004, 12:01 AM

I hate you, gadzooks.

GADZOOKS

Nov 9th, 2004, 12:22 AM

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Get it?

Dr. V

Nov 9th, 2004, 12:46 AM

I miss Gazooks' Colin Mochrie avitar.

Anonymous

Nov 9th, 2004, 01:07 AM

30) Post off topic shit. >:

32) Post on topic shit :)

McMock

Nov 9th, 2004, 01:08 AM

I MISS THE SMELL OF MY FART IN YOUR NOSE!

Is that is? Is this the standard joke? Because you understand I wouldn't want to mess it up, you know. It's not for me, it's for my acceptance..